Hachiman's diary:
Today Hayama and i became good friends after i said gas the kikes race war now in front of his face. He wanted me to join the Kool Kids Klub and said to me that from now on i should identify as a national socialist. Suddenly I became popular in my class and best of all Totsuka now allows me to do pervertic stuff to his gym clothes, tennis racket, shoe bag and fucking chair however i please. Life gud.
Earlier that day.
"Arrgghhhhhhhhh!" Hayama cried out as Hachiman shoved the thermoflask into his ass. Hayama is in so much pain. Hachiman, satisfied that punishment has been meted out, pulled out the thermoflask, leaving Hayama with a gaping butthole.
But then the thermoflask hitted hayama's G-spot so he came in his pants. Now he had to go to the nurse's office for a new change of pants.
But then again the nurse had an attitude. Knowing that Hayama was rich, she asked for ten thousand dollars tip. Hayama then took out a wooden plank with nails sticking on it and smashed it into the nurse's face. Ironically the nurse had to go to a hospital after that.
During lunch break, Hachiman congregated with Hayama and some of his skinhead friends. They were feasting on sausage and beer.
"Heil hitler!" Hayama shouted and did a nazi salute at a jewish exchange student walking past. Everyone laughed.
"Oy ved itz anuddah shoah…" The Jewish student freaked out and threw spaghetti all over his clothes.
Everyone laughed again.
Hachiman almost teared up. He had never felt such camaraderie in years.
Just then, Totsuka found a seat and sat together with the skinheads. With everyone from the Kool Kidz Klub present, Hayama, who was actually the president of said club, announced the initiation of Hachiman as a new member.
"Mein brethen, let's welcome our new member of the fourth reich, Hachiman Hikigaya to the club! Hachiman, what do you want us to refer to you as?"
Hachiman was puzzled, so Hayama explained, "we address each other with alt right nicknames. My nickname is Herman Gorilla (pretty bad, I know, but many of us had it worse). What nickname do you want to chose, Hachiman?"
Hachiman thought for a bit.
"Hachimoonman."
"Damn dis nigga sharp af!" The others were impressed by Hachiman's quick-thinking pun.
They then went to the flag pole for a more official initiation. Hayama hoisted the swastika flag up in the sky and they began to sing the nazi anthem. Just then, a gang of students confronted them and attempted to burn the flag. They were fought off by hachiman and gang, but one of them did not run fast enough and was caught by Hayama. He was tied to the flag pole. Then someone fetched a pail of water for waterboarding.
"Say, who the fuck are you, where are you from and why do you want to mess with us?" Hayama roared as he poured water into the person's face.
As they further interrogated the guy, they found out something terrible. There is an NAACP club in school which teaches communist ideologies and spread anti-white rhetorics.
Having gotten the useful information, they released the guy, but not before assaulting him with the ever-reliable wooden plank with nails.
Hachiman ordered an emergency meeting back in the Kool Kidz Klub clubroom. Soon everyone is in the room.
Hachiman was surprised when he spotted yui and yukino in the room. The other two were equally surprised as they always saw Hachiman as a cuck.
"Why. The. Fuck. Am. I. Not. Informed. Of. The. Existence. Of. The. N. A. A. C. P. Club." Hayama shouted, pounding the table every time there is a period.
The whole clubroom fell silent. A few of them were guilty of holding back the information, and they were looking down in shame. However, a vast majority did not know the existence of this well-hidden club.
"Someone give me info on the whereabouts of this clubroom."
The intelligencer of the club, a year 1 student called Hirohito, showed everyone the map of the school "It was formally a tea club room but was vacant after the tea club disbanded. Last week while i was conducting espionage i chanced upon the NAACP members discussing in the clubroom. I hereby draw to the conclusion that the tea club room is their de facto venue of discussions.
The tea club room was detached physically from the rest of the school. Perfect for arson since it won't spread to the rest of the school and certainly not their club room.
"Alright guys! It's time to drain the swamp once and for all!" Hayama said as he grabbed a flamethrower. The others were also equipped with various tools. Hachiman was the newest member so he only got a pepper spray. This triggered him but nonetheless he was looking forward to Operation Torchdown.
Meanwhile, at the tea club room, the members of the NAACP were in deep debates over Marxism and the Communist manifesto, not knowing the fate that is about to hit their club.