"Ok Sasuke and Naruto u gotta fight cuz ur clearly jus raging w homo passion for each other and that's good for enemies I guess" kaksk,ah siphoned
"Fight! Fight! Fight!" sakira punched
"Shadow clone hundred years of death jitsu!" Naruater spelled
"Super awesome cool powerful strengthful mega chidori" sauske marinated stabbing Naruto w the chidori
"Wow Sasuke, straight to the dick, I didn't know you had it in you" kakasksi smacked Sasuke on the back cheerily. Little did he know, saksue was always up to stab Naruto in the dick. Cuz that's what friends are for. "ok so clearly sasuek won so he gets to fight sakura now"
"but I want to fight Naruto to kill him for getting w my man" sakera pitched
"ur fighting Sasuke and ur gonna get ur ass beat and that s final" kaksuaki lampshaded
"fuck u kakaski" sakura framed getting into the ring "don't think I wont kill u Sasuke"
"I look forward to it" Sasuke canceled "super mega awesome sharingan chidori!"
"super stong punch!" sakera gargled knocking Sasuke the fuck out w out even using jutsu "where's your chidori now, bitch?"
"sakura wins! I'm really disappointed in u Sasuke but then again everyone was even before u got ur ass beat." Kakaski hounded.