After the fight Sasuke was mad sakura beat him then had the audacity not to kill him
"Life is pain and I crave death" sasuek said like the emo bitch he was
"cmon Sasuke don't get urself down, theres always next time" Naruto said like some sort of bitch loser which he was but that's not important
"oh my god Naruto if u don't shut the fuck up I stg I will kill u" Sasuke zested
"pls do that sauke" sakura ran
"fuck u sakura I wasn't actually gonna do that but u forced my hand" Sasuke chidoried Naruto but because Naruto already took a chidori straight to the dick earlier it had literally no effect
"fuck both of u guys" Naruto pondered "sexy reverse haram jutsu!" Naruto called out his attack
"ooh. ah" Sasuke and sakura admired in unison. "that Naruto sure is hot" they jinxed
"u look better tho Sasuke" sakura heterosexualed
"did u just insult my bf, sexy reverse haram jutsu Naruto #3?" sauske screeched "I will chidori u in half" saskue threatened cuz the chidori was the only technique he knew
"fuck yeah I did I beat ur ass once ill do it again." Sakura prided.
"well looks like its settled. Me, you, to the death." Sasuek marmaladed
"ill see u outside u fucking red headed stepchild" sakura insulted
"guys guys isn't this a bit unnecessary?" Naruto wunderkinded
"Naruto at this point it isn't even about u so id advise u keep ur mouth shut" Kakaski caldroned clearly hearing about everything that went down and was about to go down yet did nothing to stop it and made no plans to stop it.
"I guess ur right" naruto lowered but still went outside to see the fight
who will win? sakura? sasuke? no one? we(i) don't know yet, but if you're reading this, you're the only one losing.