"I love u Sasuke but ur gonna get it." sakura junctioned "catch these hands motherfucker!" sakura punched Sasuke in the stomach then again in the face when he bent over sending him flying across the room
"Nine! Seven! Five!" Naruto started counting before Sasuke made a spontaneous recovery and used the chidori to stab sakura in the eye which didn't work cuz even with the sharingan Sasuke didn't see Sakura placed a tanto in front of her making Sasuke stab himself on it when he tried to chidori her.
"I told u id beat ur ass w out jitsu u son of a fuck." Sakura serenaded while Sasuke redid the chidori hitting her in the face. They both collapsed.
"Nine! Seven! Five! Three! One! You're both out!" Naruto dazzled but Sasuke and sakura didn't here him cuz they were knocked the fuck out
"both my bf and gf are dead what am I supposed to do now?" Naruto walled but sakura heard him
"I'm not ur fuckin gf the only man I love is Sasuke!" sakura backhanded Naruto cuz she was very mad at him for telling lies
"don't hit my bf!" Sasuke yelled using Amaterasu to kill sakura for beating his man but because he was like 10 or something he accidently ended up killing everyone in a 5 mile radius only because he was like fucking 10 he didn't actually kill them he just lightly charred them so everyone was ok and Sasuke could date whoever he wanted and sakura mostly gave up her pointless pursuit of Sasuke in favor of ino. the end.
Well that's it for this story. Maybe if u fuckers are unlucky enough ill write another one but I wouldn't bet on it.