Fuckers.
No one reviewed, and I feel like no one read. Thanks.
The answers:
Bang Bang- Green Day
Breaking Bad
I'm not in the best of moods right now, no thanks to you asshats (at this point, you should be taking the joke), so let's just continue.
"So amigos, you're interested in buying a home?"
The question seemed rhetoric. They went to a realty place, and he's asking if they wanted to buy a home. No, I came here to buy fucking garlic bread.
"Yes, so what house seem to be available?" River asked, Moon still confused about the question.
"Well, none in this area. We actually survey parts of Albuquerque and Sante Fe. Me and the esposa do joint. I take Albuquerque, she takes Sante Fe. So, how much are you willing to pay for a home?"
"Well, depending on how it is. I'd actually like a 6-7 roomed house, simple, how much would that cost?" Moon asked, being the "accountant" of the family.
"$400,000-$500,000."
River smiled positively as he spilled 50 pound of pure gold on the table.
"Is that enough?" Both River and Moon smiled eagerly.
This Diaz person looked nervous. He was sweating. Then, it turned into joy.
"Oh my god! Thank you! Thank you!" He started jumping. "Let me measure this, and I'll be back." Just when he thought it couldn't get better, Moon shouted, "Keep the change!"
He almost collapsed right there.
Transition Quote: I'm Sure You Heard It All Before But You Never Really Had A Doubt
"Angie! Answer!" The Diaz man said, screaming in to some rectangular object.
"Hello?" She said, expecting a deal.
"Angie! Get to Albuquerque immediately! We might be able to retire!" He said, ecstatic.
"What do you mean?" She asked, obviously confused.
"thEy pAId In gOld AngIE. fIfty pOUnds! AlmOst OnE mIllIOn!"
She hung up. Rafael turned around to see his wife, obviously excited at the news.
"Let's get these nice people a house." Angie said, ready to deal.
I'm Sure You Heard It All Before But You Never Really Had A Doubt
"So, where do you hail from, my friends?" Rafael asked, trying to be as nice as possible.
River elbowed Moon mischievously.
"We're magical royalty from the Mewni dimension." River said, waiting for a response.
"I don't need proof for that! Anyone wearing that garb is obviously magic or royalty!" Angie said.
Both River and Moon were confused as to how these people were so enthusiastic to helping them out. All they knew from this point is that they needed to help them out in return.
They bought the house, got the keys, and a tour. Before the Diaz's were to leave, the Butterfly's asked them in for dinner and talked about their predicament.
"Well, is there anything we can do for help?" Angie asked, wanting to also repay these people.
"Well, there is one." River said, Moon looking confused. "There is?" "Yes River, I thought this through." He said in a whisper.
He then went back to regular speaking. "If in any case that nutjob comes back to try to kill us, we will trust you with our daughter Star. She is 8 months as of now. If anything happens. I hope it doesn't."
The Diaz's knew that if that were to happen, they would have to be prepared.
The Butterfly's thought the same.
I'm Sure You Heard It All Before But You Never Really Had A Doubt
As they left, Moon and River got accustomed. Slowly.
Five Years Later
"I think." Moon said, holding a phone in her hand, "I might know how it works."
She pressed the camera option and starting video taping. It was a message for the future. So she could survive.
She took a good look at her five year old daughter, enjoying the playthings she was given.
I'm Sure You Heard It All Before But You Never Really Had A Doubt
The family sits in the living room. On TV was Gordan Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen, a family favorite for quite a while. Moon sat on the single seated sofa, River laid on the couch, and Star was cramped up laughing at Ramsay's interactions with the chefs.
"It's fUckIng rAw!" He would say, his voice cracking every ten seconds.
"The dude should take a break! Do you think he does that to his kids?" Star, now 15, said laughing.
"Probably not, I've seen him in interviews. He's pretty chill." River said, trying to emphasize "chill" to sound "hip."
Star cringed.
Then, the doorbell rung.
"River, get that." Moon said, looking into a book, not looking up.
"Moon, I always have to get it."
"You'll sleep on that couch."
"Fine." Star chuckled a bit at this conversation.
River walked up to the door. When he opened it, he was greeted with quite a surprise.
A face he hadn't seen in fifteen years, holding a gun to his face. He never got the name, but it was happening.
"Surprise!" Rebeldes said, ready to kill.
Well, sorry that was a bit short. High school is starting for me and it's already stressful.
75 points to whoever can guess the song.
Review please?