The birthday chapter
This has nothing whatsoever to do with the story! If you don't want to read me going insane, skip to the next chapter, if there is no chapter…
TOO BAD FOR YOU BRUH!
LET'S GET STARTED
On the morning of December 27th a girl ran to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
"Guys…?" I said as was greeted by darkness. "Freddy? Bonnie? Chica? Foxy? ANYONE?" I looked around and stepped forward, I heard a party hat fall off one of the tables, I reached to get it and I felt instead, a warm, plastic hand. Of course, in the dark, I did what anyone else would have done. I screamed and punched the animatronic in the gut.
Toy Freddy doubled over as the lights flicked on to reveal all the animatronics watching in fear. A hand clamped over my mouth as I began to swear at him for scaring the crap out of me. Freddy chuckled as Foxy punched toy Freddy for scaring me. I smiled as Archlight and Siliva hugged me, and Mangle stuck her tongue out as Bonnie snapped a picture of us. I grinned as Mangle grabbed my shirt in her mouth and spat me back out and said "ewww! Cat hair! Im going to have fur balls for years!" she said and spat out several cat hairs as proof. "Vixy! What can I say, I tried it once before when she was just a pup, got a mouthful of cat instead." Archlight said and picked me up in her arms instead. "Carry her like a human child then, plus, her shirt would tear from gravity, even though she is light for a child her age." She said and threw me over her shoulder. I giggled as the Funtime animatronics and Springtrap arrived.
"Happy birthday, I have a gift for you, get inside of me and join the family!" Springtrap said, only to be punched roughly by Baby and Bonna. "No! Stop saying that to every night guard on their birthday Spring!" Bonna said and punched him again. "Jeez! I was just screwing with her!" Springtrap replied and laughed. I shook my head as Mangle grabbed me again and dropped me in Bonnie's arms. "Come on! I HAVE A GAME, I SECRETLY LEFT IT HERE ON MOVIE NIGHT WHEN FOXY GOT DRUNK ON RUM DURING PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN AND KISSED VIXY!" I screamed and ran away from said vulpine animatronics, but they caught me.
"Ye have disobeyed the captain's direct orders of not to speak o' that lassie! Now old' Captain Foxy must punish his first mate!" Foxy said and raised his hook, I screamed as Vixy took it out and replaced it with a feather. "TICKLE TIME!" foxy said in glee as he tickled me. I laughed and banged in the table until tears poured down my face and I was wheezing for breath. "S…st…s-s-stop…m-m-m…m-make…i-i…it…s-s-stop…" I said as Vixy grabbed Foxy's hands and tied them to his back as she grabbed me and tied me up as well. She and Archlight grabbed me and they dragged us to pirate's cove where everyone was assembled and were chanting softly. "Ball pit… ball pit…ball pit…" the chant got louder as we were shoved to the plank of the ship that was pirates cove, I looked to foxy, my gaze grim. "Well, it seems we are going to Davey jones locker now captain…it's been a true honor to serve ye, captain Foxy the pirate…" I said as we neared the ball pit. Foxy smiled as his tail twitched. He gave a series of ear twitches that was our own form of code. I in reply, snapped my fingers in a pattern.
"Any last words before we send ye off?" Freddy said in a perfect pirate accent. We blinked in surprise and nodded "aye." We said then shouted. "A GOOD CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP!" we screamed and plunged into the pit. Foxy's hook cut through his rope easily, but I was struggling as I sunk deeper into the ball pit. I started to notice that it got deeper as my eyes started to shut as I wasted all my energy to try to undo the ropes while trying to stay afloat. I felt a tear roll down my face as I knew that the "sea" had claimed me for its own…
Foxy looked nervously at the pit. "O-o-ok lass… ye can stop pretending ye are drowning. Lass, ok. That's enough, you have the rope undone so come back to the surface…" he said. Archlight paced in nervous little circles. "I think something's wrong, the rope was too tight on her, I know she can undo knots, but she was tired from the tickling and…oh no…" Foxy said and dove into the pit.
I lay there in the ball pit when I heard a rustling as a red muzzle poked in front of me. I grabbed it and a hand grabbed my shirt as I relaxed, im safe now… I thought as I drifted into unconsciousness…
"Get up! Get up! Please!" a voice said, I opened my eyes to see Freddy, chica and Bonnie along with the toys and Funtime animatronics watching me. Mangle, Siliva and Archlight flung themselves at me and I was crushed under over 200 pounds of metal and tears.
"Happy birthday…" Chica said handing me a slice of pizza and a party hat. I smiled and hugged her as I heard the pounding of metal as Foxy flung himself at me. "Lass!" he screamed and hugged me. "Foxy…" I said and hugged him tightly. Foxy smiled and suddenly swung me into his arms and we both laughed as Chica came with a can of A&W root beer. I smiled and hugged her and shook up the can. Everyone groaned as I pointed it at Foxy and opened it. A minute later, foxy was dripping with the soda. I laughed as bonnie gave Foxy a towel and the fox began to dry off. I noticed something and hid my laughter as I pointed out that the half eaten pizza slice I was eating was now stuck to Foxy's suit. "NOOOOO the great captain Foxy has fallen from grease! Why must I be ruined by a grease stain on me suit?!" foxy said and sprinted away.
I started to laugh until I got hiccups. "Oh *hic* god! That was the *hic* funniest *hic* night ever *hic*" I said as 6am chimed. Everyone said goodbye as I left, but Foxy pressed a plush of himself into my hands and put his hook on my shoulder gently, I looked to him and he pulled me close and kissed me, on the lips. Mangle covered Bb's eyes as everyone smirked at the sight. We pulled apart and Foxy Said softly "happy birthday lass…"
A/N
And yes, yesterday was the 27th and my birthday, sorry it was a bit late but we got a Betta fish and saw the new Star Wars movie yesterday. The story is not over as I think we have still more to go. Peace!