SEASON 1, EPISODE 1, CHAPTER 9 - Beautiful Mystery
Shibe's POV (written by S)
Clem and I were walking in the forest, looking for Sarah or something. I wasn't really paying attention to the argument they were having back at the cabin. Mainly because I was so concerned about my one true senpai, Lukas... (his name makes me orgasm TBH)
To be honest, I was still annoyed as fuck about Luke. I don't know why he wanted to keep Dempsey with him. Maybe hes gonna beat the shit out of him because he's actually a psychotic bastard, or maybe he'll just fuck him because he's a gay bastard.
Idk.
"Where the fuck are we going"
I asked clementine boredly as I took out my baseball bat for protection. Obviously I was just gonna protect myself, not Clem.
"We're gonna find Sarah, were you not fucking paying attention?"
Clem asked angrily with a deep sigh.
"Yeah, I knew, I just asked to annoy you more."
I lied with a smirk.
Clem face palmed as we walked deeper into the woods.
It was getting darker and darker as we continued walking, my feet were getting sore.
After pausing to catch a breath, I heard footsteps. We weren't alone.
"Oh shit…."
I whispered as I gave a firm grip on my bat, and got ready to swing at whatever came at us.
Clem hid behind me since she was a pussy bitch that needs to be stopped.
When the footsteps came towards us, I closed my eyes and swung as hard as I could
But then I realized, I hadn't hit a walker,
I had swung at an actual person...
The person gave a Yelp which sounded familiar,
Maybe a bit too familiar…
"Shibe, what the fuck?!" She yelped with a really retarded British accent.
There were more people with her that gasped in shock.
I opened my my eyes and saw…
My old friend, Beage. Behind her was my big brother, Tyson, my cousins, Snow and Molly, snow's super gay boyfriend Mitch, and lastly….oo
My senpai, LUKAS!
It was my old group before I got lost and stumbled upon the cabin. I should've stayed with them because luke is a fucking faggot.
NEXT TIME ON THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
"I can't take this anymore It feels like I'm losing my mind"
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!111!11!11"
"Oh my god who the hell cares about that"
"I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool—that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool."
"I'm not related to Lee Everett but I wish I was because he's a daddy"
"I CANNOT BELIEVE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD"
"Jamie was my little sister"