I'm surprised this thing is as popular as it is. Congrats to anyone who's made it this far.
Lincoln couldn't help but notice something very off about Luan. For one thing, she hadn't told a single joke since their date began. If that weren't odd enough, she seemed utterly distracted and prone to looking at her bunk bed. Finally, it occurred to Lincoln that Luan and Luna were never far from one another. Honestly, out of all their siblings, they were probably the closest – after Lola and Lana.
"Missing Luna?" Lincoln asked.
"What?!" Luan blushed vividly, "What makes you say that?"
"You two are really close." Lincoln shrugged, "You seem distracted. I just figured it had something to do with Luna not being here."
"Pshaw," Luan snorted, "I think I can last a single date without her."
"Sorry for bringing it up." Lincoln chuckled, "Still, you don't seem into it. Are you alright?"
Luan blinked. Here she was on a date with the man of her dreams, and she wasn't even paying attention to him!
"Sorry, Linc." Luan shrugged, "I guess I'm just distracted. Last night, the girls and I had a powwow."
"Oh." Lincoln assumed 'the girls' were the sisters involved in this harem, "What about?"
"Nothing you need worry about, yet." Luan waved a hand, dismissively, "Long story short, I figured out we're sharing each other as much as we're sharing you."
"O…kay?" Lincoln wasn't sure if that was some kind of elaborate joke or not.
"I do kind of miss her, though." Luan admitted, "Do you think she'd mind if we shared our date?"
"Shared?" Lincoln blushed, "You mean, me date you both at once?"
"Yeah!" Luan nodded, "Killing two birds with one stone, right?"
Lincoln was about to protest, but there was appeal in the idea. Not only that, but he had agreed to the harem – eventually he was going to have to spend time with two or three of them at a time. After all, he couldn't just date them one at a time; that'd take forever! So, he just nodded and watched as Luan opened the door where Luna was standing watch with her guitar.
"Linc thinks it's not fair to have you miss out on all the fun." The comedian told the musician.
"Rad." Luna grinned, "It was getting boring out here, anyway."
Luna crashed into her beanbag chair, playing a mellow rift. Luan busted out her dummy.
"So, um… what do we do?" Lincoln asked, "All I did with Lynn was wrestle, and with Lucy I listened to poetry. I don't know what else to do on a date."
"I could think of a few things," Luna eyed her brother, "but they'll have to wait."
"What do you think, Mr. Coconuts?" Luan asked.
"I can't tell if this is hot, or just dirty!" the dummy replied.
"Our relationship?" Luan asked, mock injury on her face.
"No, this doo-doo!" the dummy held up Luan's rubber dog poop. Luan laughed as her siblings groaned.
"What else did you do with Lynn and Lucy?" Luna asked, "I doubt you only listened to poems and wrestled."
"Yeah, something saucy must have happened." Luan giggled.
"W-well…" Lincoln blushed, "We did make out… a little. Shirtless."
"Bro, that's sick." Luna laughed, "The good kind."
"Sounds like a lot of fun, right Mr. Coconuts?" Luan asked.
"More like a lot of tongue." The puppet waggled its eyebrows.
"Well there's only one thing to do now." Luna unstrapped her guitar and lifted her shirt.
Lincoln's face flushed a deep crimson. Unsurprisingly, Luna had a fuller chest than Lynn and Lincoln almost drooled as he watched the larger breasts roll free of Luna's bra. Luan whistled as Mr. Coconuts' jaw literally dropped off. Lincoln clutched his jeans in sexual frustration, screaming internally.
Remember your promise! He thought.
"Well, I can't let you have all the fun." Luan removed her scrunchie, letting her hair fall down in wavy lengths.
Lincoln eyed her as she removed her own shirt, painstakingly slow. Briefly he was stunned by her yellow-plaid bra. Who the heck would wear that? Then Luan's breasts fell free and the bra was forgotten. They were nearly identical to Luna's in size, though the nipples were slightly darker he noticed.
"Is that bologna in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" Luan asked, eying Lincoln's erection, hungrily.
"I-I'm very happy." The teen boy confessed, "Oh man, you're both so… beautiful."
"Thanks Linc." Luna said, playing off the blush on her face. She knelt beside him, grinning at his eyes not leaving her breasts. "Eyes up, bro. Time we made this interesting."
Their lips met almost immediately. It was savage and hungry. Passion was the only word that mattered in this struggle. The only time the kiss broke was when Lincoln nibbled his way to her chest. Every detour forced Luna to bite her hand or risk screaming out in pleasure. She would give anything to sleep with her brother at that moment. The only thing keeping her in check was her obligation to her fellow sisters.
Luan, meanwhile, knelt just a little bit away. Her hand shivered over her crotch at the sight of her closest sister making out with Lincoln. There wasn't a sense of jealousy, which she would normally feel at the sight – only a burning desire. She resisted the urge to masturbate; they had vowed not to make their dates too sexual. At least not until the appointed date where they could all have Lincoln.
That day was coming soon.
So Luan crawled over to her siblings threw herself into their session. Lincoln's mind raced as he tried to please both his sisters at once. Out of impulse he put his fingers to Luna's lips as he kissed Luan. Luna licked the fingers before suckling on them. Lincoln used his free hand to grope one of Luan's breasts while he traced her braces with his tongue. He gently pinched her nipple as he ran the saliva-slick fingers of his other hand down Luna's bare chest.
"Holy…" Luan's breath hitched as she broke the kiss.
"You're… you're really good!" Luna huffed, more in love with her brother than ever before.
"T-thanks." Lincoln panted, "I think we should stop. I don't think I can control myself if we, uh… continue."
"It's cool, bro." Luna regained control of her breathing.
"Ronnie Anne doesn't know what she's missing." Luan said, then flinched, "Sorry Linc. Didn't mean to bring up the ex."
"It's okay." Lincoln sighed, "I miss her, but… Dating all of you makes me feel, well, better."
"I think dating five girls would make just about any guy feel better." Luna snickered.
"Or drive him nuts." Luan mused.
"Sooner or later, we'll get caught." Lincoln's mood soured, "Lisa knows. How long until Lola or Lana walk in on us? Or Lori when her and Bobby visit? What if mom and dad find out?"
"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it." Luna shrugged, "If anything, they'll probably try to keep the whole thing on the down-low. Six of their children banging each other? That's not something they'd blab."
"They'd have to be even crazier than us!" Luan laughed.
"What if Clyde finds out?" Lincoln asked, "He's my best friend! He's going to figure it out, eventually."
"I think as long as you're not dating Lori, he won't care." Luna said.
"He's not that blind!" Lincoln scoffed, "Well… he might be."
"Calm down, Linc." Luna put her bra and shirt back on.
"Yeah," Luan did the same, "Trust your big sisters."
"Now let's just sit back, cuddle, and listen to some rad tunes." Luna suggested.
"And sick jokes!" Luan added.
Lincoln nodded agreement. This would work out.
It would have to.