"It's dripping out!" Luan whispered, "Oh man, I didn't think it would do that!"
"Oh God, oh God, oh God!" Lincoln repeated as he tried to scrub stains out of the carpet.
"Help me with these sheets!" Luna hissed to a stunned Lucy.
"Oh man, we're so dead!" Lynn whined, "I hear them on the stairs!"
Leni opened the window and tried vainly to air out the guest room.
"I, like, have an idea!" she said, at last. That statement alone forced all her siblings to stop what they were doing.
A few minutes later, the door slammed open and very nearly slammed shut. Leni was still wearing her lingerie, but the other siblings were hidden in her closet. For all the world, it looked like Leni had been relieving herself before her parents walked in on her.
"Dad!" the second-oldest Loud sibling yelled, "Like, knock before you just barge in like that!"
"S-sorry, sweetie!" their father sounded astoundingly meek, "Um, you really shouldn't be doing… that while your siblings are in the house."
"They know how to knock." Leni argued.
"Uh…" their dad cleared his throat, "Just get this place cleaned up. It smells awful."
The hidden Loud siblings let out a collective sigh of relief as their father's footsteps disappeared down the stairs.
"Leni," Lincoln said upon exiting the closet, "that was genius!"
"It's not, like, the first time." Leni snorted, "Dad really needs to learn how to knock."
"I've never seen him so… pacified." Lucy noted.
"He has 10 daughters and still doesn't know how to deal with us having hormones." Luna laughed.
"We really should get cleaned up, though." Lynn scratched her nose, "Man, it really does stink."
"I think Lincoln should get first dibs on the shower, today." Luan said, "He definitely deserves it."
This was met with a chorus of agreements and smiles.
"You're really talented, for a thirteen-year-old." Lynn slugged her brother in the arm.
"Thanks, girls." Lincoln sighed, "I could really use a good shower. I'm exhausted."
"So I guess that's a 'no' for any of us joining you?" Luna asked.
"Maybe another time." Lincoln stretched, "It really hurts right now."
"Pshaw." Luan snorted, "Guys are so weak." For some reason Lincoln couldn't understand, this made all the girls laugh.
After checking the hall, they all disappeared to their respective rooms. Lincoln gathered his clothes and towel before heading towards the bathroom. Thankfully, their parents avoided coming back up the stairs. Lincoln enjoyed a nice hot shower, free of interruptions. Sleeping with half your sisters certainly had its perks, he figured.
Still, the situation demanded his mind to shift to darker thoughts. How long until they were caught? What about the fact Luan and Lucy had failed to take Lisa's birth control pills before he'd gone and cum inside them? Lucy was probably safe, being exceptionally young. But Luan? Lincoln hoped it was a safe day, or whatever girls called it.
Finally, in a paradox of relaxation and anxiety, Lincoln left the shower. It had been shorter than he would have liked, out of consideration for his sisters. Lincoln was just too nice a guy.
"Shower's free." The teen notified his sisters, room-by-room so as not to alert their parents that they were taking showers in the middle of the day.
He had walked in on Lucy and Lynn making out, as well as Luna and Luan. The two sights sent a thrill through his body, but fatigue and a slight pain in his groin kept him from getting fully excited. Besides which, he didn't feel like taking a third shower. Their parents would grow suspicious.
"Thanks, Linc." Lynn said, "I think I deserve first crack."
"What?" Lucy almost sounded stunned, "Why?"
"You got first crack at Linc," Lynn crossed her arms, "All I got was an orgasm."
"We all only got one orgasm." Lucy challenged her older sister.
"I didn't get creampied, though." Lynn seemed sad at the fact. Lincoln wasn't sure he'd ever understand his sisters…
"Neither did Leni or Luna, and you don't see them complaining." Lucy pointed out.
"How… do either of you know these terms?" Lincoln asked, slightly disturbed.
"Geeze, Linc." Lynn rolled her eyes, "Guys aren't the only ones who watch porn."
"Ah." The boy furrowed his brow, "Right…"
He left his sisters to hammer out the details of who got first dibs. Leni had quickly snuck in to steal the shower, though, much to Lincoln's amusement. He returned to his room and prepared to read comics, but his mind still raced. This couldn't keep going much longer. Sooner or later, they'd be had, and Lincoln couldn't even imagine the repercussions of that…
Actually, he could.
Ronnie Anne would never speak to him again, if there was even any chance of it to begin with.
Clyde would disassociate with him.
The school – no, the whole town – would decry him and his family as freaks and perverts.
Their parents, and all his sisters, would forever be forced to live in shame.
But it all rested on a single factor: if they were caught. With that in mind, he fell asleep from exhaustion, despite the fact it was only afternoon.
When he woke up, the house was in chaos, but what else was new? Lola and Lana were arguing, again. Lori was finally stopping by for Fall Break – fortunately missing the action, Lincoln noted. Bobby was with her; huge surprise. Aside from Leni, all his lovers were sequestered in their rooms, most likely venting their remaining sexual frustration on each other. Now well-rested, Lincoln could once again join in, if he had the mind to.
"I hear you performed admirably.' Lisa's voice broke his thoughts.
"Y-yeah, so they say." Lincoln blushed. Their parents were literally in the next room, and she wanted to talk about it?
"Don't be so modest," Lisa said, "From all their accounts, you've accomplished what few boys your age could physically accomplish. Very interesting. The video footage was impressive, to say the least."
So, that was why Luan had her camera.
"A bit of advice, though, as a concerned sibling," Lisa lisped, "take it easy. Maybe only… engage with one sibling a day? The human body is quite resilient, but too much stress can break even the strongest of bodies."
"Noted." Lincoln nodded. There was no way he was ever doing an orgy again. It had been fun, but exhausting and almost painful.
"Leni wanted to talk to you, by the way." Lisa added, "She seemed a little upset."
"Oh, alright." The teenager said, "I'll go talk to her."
He walked over to his older sister – she did look down, once he was closer.
"Hey Leni.' He waved, "What's wrong?"
"We, like, need to talk." She said, dragging him away to Lincoln's room – the guest room was occupied by Lori and Bobby, thankfully quiet. Once they were secluded, she almost burst out into tears. "Things will never be the same!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Lincoln held his hands up, defensively, "Where is this coming from? What'll never be the same?"
"Our relationship." Leni sniffed, "We used to be such good siblings; now we can never go back to that."
Well, she wasn't wrong.
"Are you not happy with our new relationship?" Lincoln asked. Oddly, her opinion was really important – almost as important as her happiness.
"I am." She smiled, wiping her eyes, "I'm, like, really happy. You're a great guy. Still, I can't shake the feeling I've lost a brother."
"I'll still be there for you as a brother." Lincoln smiled, "When you're down, I'll be there to pick you up. I'll still be there for your fashion shows, and our spa dates."
"Thanks, Linc." Leni sniffed, "It's all just so weird… You probably don't think that, though, being so smart."
"No, it's definitely weird." Lincoln chuckled, "And you're smarter than you give yourself credit for, Leni."
Leni smiled before leaning in and gently kissing Lincoln on the lips. She pulled away with a faint blush creeping across her face.
"You're a really cool guy, Linc." She said, opening his door, "Never change."
After she was gone, Lincoln touched his lips in a stupor. Then his mind remembered the problems plaguing him.
What was he going to do about it all?