Note: I tried to get Hinata and Oikawa into character… But I slipped lol. I had fun typing this. It was very enjoyable! Once again, pardon my English grammar. School also started and well, even though I only got two classes, I need to improve and stay in track or else they might suspend me from school if I failed another class T_T

Anyway, thanks for the reviews! I'm glad you guys enjoy this! I was afraid that you might find this very boring. The next guests are listed below! Thank you for reading this!

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"Welcome to Oikawa-sama and Hinata-kun's talk show called…. Shrimpy, say it!"

"God of Volleyball!"

Clapping.

"In this episode, Hinata-kun and I will be the one interviewing our precious guests. Please welcome, Kuroo Tetsurou-kun and Bokuto Koutarou-kun!"

Clapping.

"Okay, okay. We get it. WE GET IT! You can bring the audience loud and clear. Do you really have-"

"So, my lovely guests. How about we start this episode by talking about me?"

"Wow, this guy is annoying."

"In the monthly volleyball magazine, I was the star! I was in the cover and I was even featured as the MOST HANDSOME VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, can you top that?"

"Bokuto went to the national."

"... Okay, I was referring to being in the magazine."

"Bokuto-san was the top three for being the most powerful ace, though!"

"Again, Hinata-kun, being in the magazine."

"I remembered when I purchased that. I saw your picture."

"Yes, Yes, Kuroo-kun. I was in that magazine!"

"Ah, but Ushijima was also there. His picture was gigantic!"

"Japan!"

"Ushi...waka? Are you serious?! That cow!"

"Okay, okay. Enough that. This is Bokuto and my talk show."

"You both dared me if I can make the audience loud."

"I saw the last episode!"

"Oh! Hinata is my biggest fan!"

"Bokuto, he just watched the episode. Maybe by accident."

"No, I watched it because Kenma said he'll be there."

"As a matter of fact, I also watched it. Akaashi-kun was cute."

"Okay, that's creepy."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY AKAASHI!"

"Bokuto-san?!"

"Wow. Jealousy alert."

"Bokuto, shut up. It's not like Akaashi belongs to you in the first place."

"Akaashi is my setter! Therefore, he is mine!"

"UWAAAH?!"

"How illogical."

"Ah, Kenma-kun? That cute little pudding. He's cute, too!"

"Okay, Oikawa-sama, time to clench your teeth."

"Kuroo-san?!"

"Okay, claiming your property won't help this show to get more viewers or… interesting."

"You know what, you're right. Then, how about we start talking about how Ushijima became like the top ace in Miyagi."

"Kuroo-kun, your guests are Hinata-kun and me, Oikawa-sama."

"Ushijima is the top ace in Miyagi? I thought it was-"

"Yes, yes. The top ace is Iwa-chan. Iwa-chan!"

"No, it's Ushijima, Bokuto. Remember?"

"Oh! Yeah, yeah! I remember!"

"We went against Shiratorizawa!"

"Yeah, I watched it. You and Tsukki are good!"

"Well, Hinata is my number one discipline!"

"And Oikawa-sama is currently wanting to struggle you both!"

"Oh, Oikawa was here?"

"Pfft-"

"... Okay, okay. I won't steal your Kenma and your Akaashi."

"Alright then. Now that we established that matter, how about we properly start this show, Bokuto?"

"I can't believe you two. It's been almost 10 minutes since the show started. Skip that. I introduced you both already!"

"Well, you both are the guests. It's unfair if the guests introduced us, though."

"Yeah!"

"But saying the name of the show is rather very time consuming. Let's skip that and go straight ahead to the questions!"

"Ouhh!"

"Ouuhh!"

"Ouh?"

"For our first question, it was sent by an anonymous… Strange, I feel like Shrimpy would know this guy."

"Huh?"

"Ahem, "Kusokawa, why did you changed your hairstyle nowadays? Stop playing this game. You ain't beautiful like Mr. Refreshing." and that's what his question is."

"Geh! It's Iwa-chan's!"

"Mr. Refreshing? Who's that, Hinata?"

"It's Sugawara-san! Our third year, setter."

"Ah, the other Yaku."

"The other… Yaku?"

"For some odd reason, he acts and had the same aura as Yaku. The mother cat among us."

"That's Akaashi, too. He acts like that!"

"There's always a mother figure among us."

"Oikawa is like the rebel kid."

"More like the…"

"The what, Bokuto?"

"Nah, I got nothing."

"Moving on… You changed your hairstyle?"

"Nah, it's my bed hair. Speaking of changing, I started wearing glasses!"

"Yeah? Tsukki wears one."

"Yeah, since day one."

"Not talking about that glasses boy. I did not changed my hairstyle. Does it look like it?"

"It looks like crap."

"Oh, nice one, Bokuto."

"What are you, 5?"

"Yeah! On a scale of 5, that is!"

"Shrimpy isn't helping as well!"

"Tsukishima recently got a new pair of sport glasses! It looks so awesome!"

"Oohh, yeah! I saw that!"

"It's so awesome, though! So amazing! Now he can play better!"

"Isn't it distracting that someone is wearing glasses on the match?"

"Hey, hey, hey! What if you take off their glasses and their eyes are weird!"

"Like the one you usually see in Anime?!"

"Yeah, yeah! That one! The number three!"

"Oikawa-san is wearing glasses right now."

"Then, let's see whether it's true."

"True what? What are you doing…? Hey! Stop! Stop! Don't take my glasse- ack!"

"You look crap, indeed."

"Why do I even bother… Give my glasses back! I debuted not wearing glasses, you know!"

"How do we all look like once we wear glasses?"

"Are you ignoring me?"

"I bet it'll be great on me. Shrimpy might even look like a grade schooler if he does wear one."

"I...I can be manly!"

"Hey, stop ignoring me!"

"I bet I look great, too!"

"Doubt it. You will look like Harry Potter, except the handsomeness he got."

"So, you mean the blind Harry Potter?"

"How about his owl, though?! He's got an owl."

"That's Bokuto as a baby owl. You were a star back then, Bokuto."

"I was?"

"I knew it! Bokuto-san is awesome!"

"A...ah? Oh! Of course I am!"

"Flattering was the best act of distraction…"

"Oh, yeah. Oikawa hasn't said anything."

"I gave up. I don't even know what you guys are talking about."

"You don't know Harry Potter?"

"Never read the book, either seen the movie. But I've heard about it."

"So, what are your hobbies? Excluding volleyball, of course."

"Well, I enjoy watching videos, but it's mostly volleyball. Oh! I had a girlfriend once, and we used to hang out… But she broke up with me."

"So, it's either girls or volleyball, huh?"

"But I love aliens."

"Aliens are real?"

"Shrimpy… They are real! How do you explain those random lights in the sky, huh?! Those UFO in the sky!? Shrimpy, they're real! And one day, they will take over the Earth!"

"Whoa! I did not know that!"

"Bokuto-kun, aliens are very intelligent on this. We don't know. Maybe one of us are aliens… I'm looking at you, Tobio-chan!"

"Kageyama is an alien?!"

"Wow."

"I don't really care if they ever abducted me. I'm so handsome that even aliens need me!"

"Those lights you speak of, they are either city lights or you got glitters in your eyes."

"No! That's impossible! And who would put glitters in their eyes?! That's ridiculous!"

"Yeah! Aliens are true, Kuroo!"

"One more thing, UFOs aren't the only thing that can go up in the sky, you know. Have you guys heard of airplanes or helicopters? Nowadays, hospitals use helicopters to transfer patients to a different hospital building."

"Science have proven that aliens are real!"

"Science or Math, whatever. What I'm trying to say is... that's impossible. You said aliens are intelligent, right? They won't just randomly appear in front of people just to tell them "Oh, hey, humans, we are real!" and disappear."

"Kuroo, the way you explain things… you sounds like Akaashi."

"I'm just telling the truth."

"So, aliens aren't real."

"Tobio-chan is an alien."

"I doubt it."

"Then… You're an alien!"

"... I have another eye, you know. It's just that my hair is covering it."

"Oh."

"And that's it for today's episode… Whereas Oikawa-san's one and only true love are aliens and it shattered by Kuroo's genius argument!"

"I can already hear the loud cries of his fans."

"Tune in next time! Goodbye! ... Bokuto and Oikawa! Stop crying!"

Note: Next guests are: Sugawara Koushi and Tendou Satori!