Note: To be honest, I couldn't grasp on Tendou's personality. But I know he loves Ushiwaka lol. Anywho, I tried to mask it with Sugawara's sweet personality. I hope you guys enjoy this. The next guest are listed below!
ATTENTION:
Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah
Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah
Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah
Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah
"Welcome back, viewers! We're happy to have you in our talk show once again! Yes, yes. The official name for this show hasn't been established, but we're working on it!"
"And so, please do appreciate that we're brainstorming and we're also accepting ideas!"
"That is right, Tendou-kun. We'll be delighted to received your ideas."
"HOLD ON!"
"Oh, our dear guests arrived. What a pleasant appearance there, Bokuto-kun."
"Why is Tendou sitting in my seat?!"
"Why? Well, he is one of the interviewer… and a good friend who gave out great ideas."
"That is right. I thought of a proper way to start this show."
"AKAAASSSSGGGHHHHIIIII!"
"Bo, Akaashi isn't even here, you know."
"There, there. Why are you guys bullying him?"
"We're not, though."
"Wow, he's crying for real."
"Kuroo-kun, you shouldn't bully your friend like that. He is your friend and his name is on the certificate of this talk show."
"Fine…"
"And Tendou-kun, I understand your upbeat personality… But please, don't go along with Kuroo-kun's idea."
"I'm sorry…"
"They're apologizing now, Bokuto. Why don't you accept it and we'll continue this episode with a happy aura."
"Tendou is still sitting on my seat, Sugawara."
"Ah… I'll get off now."
"Now, shall we start?"
"... He's, somewhat, very refreshing."
"I agree."
"He also calm down Bokuto, considering only Akaashi can do that. But now, I respect Karasuno wholeheartedly right this instant."
"I agree."
"Ahem! Let's start!"
"Right, and so… uh…"
"Aren't you suppose to read the comments for this talk show?"
"Right, right… But, uh, there's no comment."
"And we only receive anonymous questions."
"More directly to Bokuto's idiocy."
"Hey! I made this show funny!"
"Uh, no. We did, you dork."
"Then, why don't you read a few anonymous letters?"
"Anonymous, huh? I remember the one you read backstage, Kuroo-kun."
"Yeah, questioning this purpose of this show isn't going to help us at all. In fact, whether or not we have one, we definitely won't achieve it."
"And so the first anonymous question-"
"Hey, I'm still talking!"
"It's for Sugawara! "Suga-san, I'll be watching the new episode! Please wave for me!" and that's it."
"Oh, he's waving with a refreshing smile."
"That's not even a question…"
"And I got an idea who sent that."
"Oho?"
"Nishinoya, I hope you're doing your homework!"
"What a intense smile…"
"Next one, Kuroo…"
"Right… It's for Tendou-kun."
"Wah, for me?!"
"You look happy… Anyway, here's the question. "Tendou-san, if you please stop with that hideous smile. It's disturbing." and they also requested for you to take a selfie with that hideous smile."
"My smile isn't hideous!"
"What is hideous?"
"Ugly or disturbing… But his smile isn't hideous."
"Exactly!"
"Is this… a hate anonymous letter?!"
"Geh! This is the first time!"
"We just started the show a few days back, Bokuto."
"Why would you sent that hate comment, you anonymous hater!"
"He can't curse. Akaashi might get mad."
"Wow."
"Anyway, Tendou-kun… the selfie."
"Oh, right. I'll take a few shots that would make them question their hate comments."
"But that is a surprise. A hate comment."
"It can't be helped. We lived in a world, where everyone is judgemental."
"Like you."
"Hey, I was just stating the truth."
"Everyone is judgemental, Kuroo. It's part of the society."
"What did I said?"
"And now, that we established that hate comment. Let's move on!"
"Right. The next question is…"
"Whoa. It's for Sugawara once again!"
"For me?"
"I'll read it… "Among the Karasuno's first years, which one is your favorite?" Wow. That's like asking if you're picking between cats and kittens."
"What's the difference?"
"Exactly!"
"Well, I can't choose. They are like my younger brothers now."
"Yup, yup! Families are important!"
"Stay in school, kids."
"You're basically telling yourself that, too, Kuroo-kun."
"I'm back. What did I missed?"
"Anonymous-chan making Sugawara-kun choose between their first years."
"Harsh and hard. I can't even choose between mocking Bokuto-kun or you, Kuroo-kun."
"Alright, your skills at comparing is bad."
"But let's satisfy that anonymous. Just pick one, Sugawara! They'll understand that, anyway!"
"You're right. I did explained that, too."
"So, who is your favorite?"
"Hinata is very… Bokuto-like."
"Huh?"
"He's very hard boiled type of little guy. Tsukishima is very… no, he's a smartass."
"He's like the most salties person you've ever met."
"Exactly!"
"Tsukki is?"
"That's the normal boy, right?"
"His name is Tsukishima. Anyway, Kageyama is the same as Hinata, but a bit calmer at times. So, I guess I'll choose Yamaguchi."
"You know, you just insulted them."
"You did, too. Why don't you three answered that, too? We're all third years here."
"Kenma."
"He's a second year. I'm talking about-"
"Kenma."
"Alright then… Bokuto?"
"Akaashi!"
"He's second year, too."
"I'd pick Wakatoshi-kun!"
"HE'S THE CAPTAIN AND A THIRD YEAR!"
"You know, it's hard to pick on a first year. We only have Lev and Inuoka."
"I don't even remember the years of my teammates!"
"How mean!"
"That's just show how much I think of them equally!"
"But you didn't hesitate to pick Akaashi."
"What's to hesitate about? I love Akaashi!"
"He said it so lightheartedly!"
"I bet you're getting your ass kicked later."
"Choosing favorites isn't going to make us a great third years, you know."
"Correction: It will get those we chose to like us even more."
"Yamaguchi already likes me."
"Akaashi, too!"
"Another correction: He's done with you."
"How mean!"
"Alright, next question is for Tendou-kun."
"Oooh! Question for me!"
"You just received one earlier, though."
"That's a hate comment, Bokuto-kun."
"Anyway, here's the question. "Satori-san, can you guess things accurately as well?" and I guess they meant outside of volleyball?"
"Can you?"
"Well, I practiced this in volleyball. Never really thought of using it outside of volleyball."
"Wow! Then, can you try it right now?!"
"I guess?"
"Let's see… What about you guess what's on Bokuto's mind right now."
"Akaashi."
"Whoa! How'd you know?!"
"But doesn't he always think of Akaashi?"
"Precisely. I was just checking."
"Heh."
"So, how about guessing Sugawara-kun's thoughts right now?"
"Does it have to be accurate?"
"They didn't say anything about it."
"Let's see… You're thinking of… hm?"
"Hm?"
"Why are you thinking of your manager?"
"Manager?"
"That pretty manager of yours?!"
"But which one? We have two managers."
"Dark haired one."
"Wow! You got it right!"
"Wow!"
"That is unexpected!"
"No, I'm kidding. I was just randomly guessing."
"But dude, it was right!"
"Lucky me, then!"
"Let's try it again! Guess Kuroo's thoughts!"
"Let's see…"
"I ain't giving you clues, alright."
"Don't have to."
"I bet Kuroo-kun is thinking about Kenma."
"Whoa! How'd you know?!"
"Am I supposed to be amazed by this?"
"I was going to say that he was thinking of Bokuto."
"Well, you're wrong."
"It's obvious for both Bokuto and Kuroo, anyway."
"Yeah, they only have those two in mind."
"Nah-uh! I think about Konoha and Kuroo!"
"Ew, bro. Don't."
"I'm not fascinating about you, stupid!"
"Anyway, our time is up. It was a good show!"
"Yes, thank you for having us here."
"I enjoy my time here."
"I'm glad that you both enjoyed this! How about coming back next time?!"
"I'd like it if I come back with someone else. Sugawara-kun is rather terrifying to be with."
"Oh my, I'm not that scary."
"Yes, you are!"
"Yes, you are!"
"Yes, you are!"
"How cute! You three said it in unison!"
"Anyway, how was the show for the both of you?"
"It's very refreshing! I love the atmosphere around here."
"And it will be destroyed by the next guests."
"Oh? You know the next ones?"
"Bokuto-kun accidentally spilled it."
"You forced me!"
"Shut up, Bokuto. I saw that, too!"
"How mean! Truly mean!"
"Anyway, see you guys next time!"
Next guests: Nishinoya Yuu and Iwaizumi Hajime
