Note: I enjoy this. I was typing while listening to Kuroo's seiyuu (VA) singing and I can't stop laughing because of what I'm doing. But regardless, I find this very enjoyable and relaxing to make. I can pick guests that I want to be together. So, there you go!

Also, thank you, ayuki63, for sending a question! The next guests are listed below!

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"I show no emotion to such matters. I prefer to be alone, to be powerful in my own spirit. Teamwork is nothing but trash in my life."

"I can't believe you read that without cracking up."

"Asahi-san can't say that!"

"What are you competing against?"

"What are you reading, Kuroo?"

"Random quotes I found. Anyway, since the cameraman gave me a signal that the cameras are now rolling, shall we start this show?"

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

"The thing about starting this show is… we don't have a name for this talk show."

"Are you guys taking requests?"

"We sure do! Any ideas?"

"Godzilla who destroys Aliens. In short, Godzilla is GOD."

"... You're just naming what you like."

"Naming what I like is part of being a human."

"Akaashi! Owls! Volleyball! Kuroo-"

"What are you doing?"

"Naming the things I like!"

"Stop, it's grossing me out."

"I like volleyball, too! Asahi-san, Ryuu, Daichi-san, Chikara, Shouyou, Kageyama, Tsukishima-"

"I like Tsukishima and Shouyou, too."

"Same here!"

"- Suga-san, Narita, Kinoshita, Yamaguchi, Kiyoko-san, and Yachi-san!"

"You just named the entire Karasuno members."

"You're missing your coach and that sensei."

"Oh yeah! Coach Ukai and Take-chan!"

"You call your sensei like that?!"

"We're super close with them, so yeah!"

"Nice."

"It's kinda obvious, though. But regarding managers, why does Seijou doesn't have a female manager?"

"If we do, they'll just flirt with Oikawa. We tried to do that. Their only purpose for applying was because of Oikawa."

"That's sucks."

"So, we decided to make Oikawa as the manager as well."

"Wow!"

"Nice. He's a perfect person for that role."

"Kiyoko-san is the goddess of managers!"

"Regarding looks, I dig on that little blonde girl."

"Same here."

"I like Akaashi!"

"Bo, he's not a manager, also we're talking about girls."

"Hm? I thought we were talking about pretty people. Akaashi can be considered as the goddess, though!"

"Is that the Fukurodani's pretty setter?"

"That's correct."

"He's a dude. We were talking about girls, Bokuto."

"Same thing! If you put a wig on Akaashi, you wouldn't even notice he was a guy!"

"Asahi-san doesn't need wig! But he looks like Jesus if you pull out his hair tie!"

"That's completely different to what we were talking about!"

"Jesus, you say? How accurate he was?"

"Wait, you were curious on that?!"

"So accurate that some people pray in front of him!"

"Wow!"

"... Okay, okay. This is so weird."

"Regarding pretty setters, I can bet on Oikawa in this title."

"Oh? Are we, stop screaming Bokuto, doing this now? Then, I place my bet on Kenma!"

"I nominate Asahi-san!"

"... Nishinoya, we're talking about pretty setters."

"Then, Suga-san!"

"I'm placing my bet on Akaashi!"

"Alright! May the best pretty setters win!"

"... so, what now?"

"How are we going to know who won?"

"Easy! Ask the audience and let them vote! We'll announce the winner in the next episode!"

"Bokuto, that's stu- wait, that's a great idea."

"I always watch your shows, anyway, despite it only has 3 episodes so far. I'll wait till then."

"I will only watch this if Asahi-san appears!"

"You're draining our rates!"

"I always give out great ideas!"

"That's the first time, Bo. Don't get your hopes up."

"How does talk show even run?"

"They run?!"

"No, what I meant is, what are we supposed to do here?"

"I guess introduce yourself? It's better for the viewers to know who are our guests for today."

"I'll start then! Ahem, I'm Karasuno's Guardian Deity, Nishinoya Yu! My jersey number is #4!"

"Iwaizumi Hajime, Seijou's ace."

"Oohh, short but very cool."

"Well, keeping it short is great."

"Unlike Kuroo's."

"Shut up."

"So, so! What's next?"

"Karasuno's libero is awfully excited."

"Because I spilled everything on him! I made him read the scripts!"

"We don't have scripts, Bokuto."

"Huh? Then, what did the director gave to me?"

"Huh?"

"It said that I'm only allowed to talk after Kuroo."

"It's not a script, more like a reminder for you not to talk."

"Harsh."

"What?! How could you! That's mean!"

"I somewhat emphasized with the directors."

"..."

"Anyway, moving on. We finally received a non-anonymous question!"

"Wow."

"Is that what you guys celebrate here?"

"For the last few episode, yes. It's hard to receive non-anonymous question."

"Congratulation!"

"But are we even allowed to say their name?"

"Or the username they input."

"Who cares! She was the first one to get in the television!"

"Right, right. That's right. And the question is for you, Nishinoya."

"Ooohh, for me?!"

"Yeah, here goes. "Ryuu or Asahi, and why?" and that's from ayuki63."

"Thanks for the question!"

"So, which one?"

"Ryuu and Asahi? Who are they? Is that the ace and the bald one?"

"Yes, yes."

"..."

"Stop sulking, Bo."

"I guess I should say… or!"

"Wait, what?"

"Or?"

"Heh, making me choose between those two is like picking a motivational quote! None! You can't choose because everything is good!"

"Oh yeah, Tsukishima told me something about this."

"That he's very cool?"

"No, that he's very motivational... it's annoying."

"Oh! I like motivational people! Oikawa never motivates me."

"I thought he-"

"Nope, he doesn't."

"If I were to choose between them, I'd pick Ryuu!"

"Oooh! Nice! Ryuu is very considerate and a nice person! You'll get along with him!"

"He's like the Karasuno's Yamamoto, though."

"City boys?"

"Exactly."

"How about you, Iwaizumi and Kuroo?"

"I guess I'll pick the ace. He's very powerful. I really want to test his strength."

"Asahi-san is very… tender."

"Huh?"

"So, you might win at every single game."

"Oh."

"If I were to pick one, I guess I'll pick Asahi. You said that he's tender, right?"

"Yeah! Regardless his looks, he's very weak-willed so…"

"I would rather have him than Yamamoto, who is always loud."

"Your team is always quiet."

"Oh?"

"I'd trade Oikawa for Asahi."

"I'd trade Yamamoto for Asahi as well."

"You think I will let you two get our ace!? Hell no!"

"Whooooaaaa!"

"... Anyway, last question for today's episode is for Iwaizumi."

"Don't bother continuing. I feel like I know already."

"Are you an esper?!"

"No, but every single Q&A I went to, they always asked my true feelings towards Oikawa."

"Well, bingo. You got it right. It is about Oikawa."

"Fucking knew it."

"Is it anonymous?"

"Surprisingly, no. But they put a note not to mention their name…"

"Don't bother, once again. Because I know who sent that."

"Should we say it together?"

"Sure. In three. One… Two… Three…!"

"Hanamaki Takahiro."

"Oikawa Tooru… wait what?"

"Yeah, it's Makki who sent that."

"Makki? How close are you two?"

"Ever since I destroyed Oikawa's dream about aliens."

"But aliens are real!"

"Asahi-san facial hair are real!"

"Who are you trying to compete with?!"

"Anyway, here's the question. "Broooo, don't bother reading my name. Just say it's anonymous. Alright, here's my question: How does Iwaizumi truly feels about Oikawa? I want an honest answer." and that's from Makki."

"Wow…"

"Kuroo, he called you bro!"

"He's close to me, Bo. Want to meet him?"

"Can I?! Wait, I need to ask Akaashi!"

"Normally, people would check their schedule first…"

"So, Iwaizumi?"

"I would answer this as usual… He's my childhood friend, a precious teammate, and a very good friend. Therefore, I trust him."

"Wow."

"I wish Asahi-san can be this manly!"

"Awww, wrong answer."

"There's a wrong answer to that question?"

"Unfortunately, Iwaizumi-kun. Makki had sent me an advance warning. He's also watching right now and kept on sending me spam of mails."

"Fuck this."

"Just admit your true feelings."

"What's my true feelings? He's just my precious friend. I treasure him, okay?"

"Basically what he meant, he loves him."

"Like how much I love Akaashi!"

"Yes, yes, whatever."

"I do love him, as a friend. Nothing more."

"Oohhh, wrong answer. Makki said you accidentally said it before. You have feelings for Oikawa."

"The fuck!"

"Just admit it! What's the harm?"

"Oikawa could see this?!"

"He doesn't watch our shows anymore!"

"No, no, no. You don't know Oikawa! I'm sure Matsukawa and Hanamaki had already told him about this."

"You're positive he will watch this?"

"Very positive!"

"It's mutual."

"Yeah, very mutual."

"Huh? About what?"

"Unfortunately, we are going to end this episode as the time run out. But don't worry, people who ship Iwaizumi and Oikawa, Iwaizumi and Oikawa would come back soon… together."

"I hate that glimmering in your eyes."

"Without furthermore interruption, thank you!"

"Let's meet again!"

"When's Asahi-san going to appear?"

Next guests: Shirabu Kenjiro and Tsukishima Kei.