Note: For the record, Tsukishima and I are very salty so I can relate to him lol Also, I tried with Shirabu… It's really hard to imagine him being talkative, though. Also, the setter thingy, I might update it on a later episode/chapter… For some reason lol Anyway, thank you for the people who sends those questions!

WARNING: Just a heads up… My English grammar is very lousy so please excuse it.

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"Haaa…"

"Haaa…"

"The show hasn't even started yet and you both are dead tired?"

"Being in this show already exhaust me. It's like draining my energy."

"Same here."

"Tsukki, you're talking like an old man."

"Maybe I'm better off as an old man."

"This brat is like an old man, indeed."

"Welcome back, viewers! … Kuroo, we still got no title?"

"No, keep going."

"I'm Bokuto and this is Kuroo."

"Hello."

"And we all feel like not doing anything…"

"Bokuto?!"

"Bokuto-san, I feel you in a spiritual way."

"Why does everything feel so… dull?"

"Correction: It is already dull, it just got even more dull."

"You guys gives off a weird aura. Anyway, not that I don't mind since Bokuto is awfully quiet, I shall continue this interview with feeling superior!"

"Kuroo-san, you are so unkind."

"That was a word?"

"Yes."

"You both are awfully… calm. I mean, Shirabu, he just defeated your team not too long ago."

"In Anime/Manga, Kuroo-san."

"Yes, in Anime/Manga. But still, you lost."

"Not to worry. The next time we face, it'll be in the national and for sure, we will win."

"That's the spirit, Shibabu!"

"It's Shirabu."

"Same thing!"

"Perhaps this will be the most calmest episode."

"Aren't you guys going to interview us?"

"Yes, yes, that was the plan. But since you corrupted Bokuto's attitude in this episode, I can't help but to take drastic measure."

"What? What do you mean by that, Kuroo-san"

"Bokuto!"

"Yeah?"

"Akaashi just sent me a message… He said he missed your loud voice."

"Wah! Akaashi is watching right now?!"

"He also said that you are awfully quiet and that's bugging him."

"That's a lie."

"How'd you know?"

"One thing that Akaashi-san desire is for Bokuto-san to shut up."

"That's mean, Tsukki!"

"Also, since Kuroo-san isn't used on this rather rare Bokuto-san, he's feeling awkward."

"Way to go to observe people, Tsukki."

"I just want this to finish quickly by making it boring."

"But isn't it boring already?"

"How mean!"

"Quick question, how did you guys come up with guests?"

"Randomly picking through the lists."

"Next week is a mess!"

"And you're happy about that?"

"Why not? Everyday should be full of smiles and laughter! Tsukki, are you ticklish?"

"No, and please get away."

"Too late! Bokuto, now!"

"What are you- STOP!"

"This is harassment."

"Oh yeah, Shibayama! You're in the same team as Tendou, right?"

"It's Shirabu, Bokuto-san. And yes, I am."

"I… haaa… haaa… I heard you were assigned as the new captain."

"Are you okay?"

"Kuroo-san didn't stop until I was laughing so hard. Anyway, I'm fine."

"Oh… And yes, I am the new captain of Shiratorizawa."

"Ha! This will be easy, then!"

"I am… I am not weak, Bokuto-san!"

"They always say that… but once they fight against me… ha!"

"Man, you are really annoying."

"I don't mean to be rude… but why are you two like this?"

"You're being rude."

"Then, no offense."

"Too late!"

"Um, the people out there is telling you guys to read the questions before the time runs out."

"Oh, shoot! Totally forgot that!"

"I can already taste the sweet, oh, sweet agony of your failure."

"Tsukki, stop being so negative!"

"Anyway… here's the first question. Oh, look. You both got questions from the same person! Lucky you!"

"Are you being sarcastic?"

"Hardly. Anyway, let's start from Shibanu-"

"It's Shirabu."

"How rude to get your name wrong…"

"-Soreto asked, "Who is your favorite team member?" Sort of cliche way to start this interview."

"You're cliche!"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Huh?"

"Anyway, Shirono?"

"... It's Shirabu. Anyway, onto the question… I really admire Ushijima-san."

"He's not a team member now."

"Huh?"

"He's retired, yes? So, not a team member."

"Uh… yeah, okay. Well, I choose…"

"It's hard, right? Choosing one from a ton of people."

"It's hard if you really love your team, Tsukki."

"Then, why choose one? Like Bokuto-san said in the last episodes, he's treating everyone equally."

"And thus answering that he'll choose Akaashi, without hesitation."

"But Tsukki, you watch our show?"

"Huh… I do not!"

"But you just said it…"

"Huh?! Please don't be so delusional, Bokuto-san."

"Anyway, Shirabu?"

"It's Shirabu… wait, you got it right. Well, I'll choose Kawanishi. He's… quiet."

"Oh, I'd choose the same thing, if I were ever to answer that."

"Then, Tsukki, your question!"

"You're not going to ask me furthermore…?"

"Soreto asked, "What do you think your life would be if you didn't have Yamaguchi…?" and please do not be salty. They also made sure that your answer must be honest."

"You're not the boss of me!"

"Quit it, Tsukki! You are under oath!"

"We have an oath?"

"Yes, Bokuto. So shut up."

"Meanie!"

"So, what do you think?"

"Yamaguchi? Is that the other pinch server you guys have? The first year?"

"Yeah.."

"And he is the one who first started calling Tsukki… Tsukki!"

"Then, I guess the answer is right there."

"Huh?"

"If I don't have Yamaguchi, he would have not started calling me Tsukki… therefore, none of you two would as well."

"They said leave the salt behind, you glasses boy!"

"I'm not trying to be… salty."

"That is pretty salty, if you asked me, Tsukishima."

"Wha-?!"

"Come on, Tsukki. Be honest!"

"How repulsive…"

"Tsukki, stop making up words and start answering honestly."

"He did not made up that word…"

"It is! I don't know that word, though!"

"That's right!"

"... again, repulsive."

"Just answer it, damn it."

"To be honest, Yamaguchi is the only person I really trust. He's there whenever I had problems. He's the most hardworking person I've known, so I'm not surprised if he showed some improvement."

"... You're bragging about this person."

"I'm not!"

"Tsukki is such a tsundere."

"Please shut up."

"So if Yamaguchi is gone, Tsukki would be useless."

"Ha?!"

"Yamaguchi really changed you, Tsukki!"

"Uh.. yeah, he did."

"Tsukki became honest!"

"I guess talking about Yamaguchi makes Tsukishima honest."

"Ooohhh!"

"Ha, you're caught red-handed, Tsukki."

"Tsk… There's no proof!"

"Next question!"

"You're going to ignore me?!"

"I guess not, though. Turtles18 had sent you a question, Tsukishima-san."

"Huh?"

"Bokuto-san, if you please."

"Tsukki, "Describe each person in your team, the manager, the teacher, and the coach in one word." And that question is for you, Tsukki!"

"That's too much!"

"It is not too much! It is a challenge, to where we must seek revenge!"

"That's like the best example to never follow your captains."

"True that."

"Hey, that's awfully rude!"

"Anyway, to answer that question… Let's start with the coach, the teacher, and the managers."

"Go ahead, Tsukki!"

"Hm, Coach Ukai is… delinquent. Sensei is metaphor. Shimizu-senpai is independent. Yachi-san is cute."

"Ooohh, okay… next?"

"Sugawara-san is independent as well. Azumane-san is kind. Sawamura-san is dependable."

"You can describe Asahi as weak-willed!"

"One word, Bokuto-san."

"Oh yeah! Then, weakwilled."

"Uh…"

"Anyway, continue."

"Kinoshita-san is composed. Narita-san is composed as well. They're both very dependable second years. Ennoshita-san is captain."

"Why captain?"

"He just resembles that way. Whenever I think of Ennoshita-san, I can imagine him being the next captain."

"Ryuu and Nishinoya?!"

"Loud."

"Both of them?"

"Yes, it fits, though."

"I can already hear the agony screams of those two."

"The remaining ones?"

"Kageyama is king. Hinata is small. Yamaguchi is the best."

"That sounds like a poem!"

"Ooohhh!"

"It isn't, though."

"How about you, Kenjiro? Can you do it?"

"Bokuto-san, if I may argue, I can only describe them as one word."

"Then, what is it?"

"Powerful."

"My team is cat."

"Mine is owl!"

"Very intelligent for the both of you."

"This sarcastic angel…"

"Kuroo, Tsukki got one more question… But is it a question? And that is the question."

"Are you serious? What are you even talking about, Bokuto-san"

"I believe he's quoting Shakespeare's Hamlet."

"Oh, this is good. Tsukki, Fuck, Marry, or Kill between these three… Oikawa, Bokuto, and me."

"That's very repulsive!"

"There it is again, the word! Stop making up words!"

"I was not!"

"Who's the sender?"

"The beautiful creature named Koichii. Come on, Tsukki! I want to know your answer!"

"... Marry would be Oikawa-san."

"Why him?"

"Why not? Fuck would be Bokuto-san. One night stand."

"Why do you know that word…?"

"I guess Kuroo is… pft."

"Go on, laugh! Maybe Tsukki meant "fuck you"... right?"

"No, it literally means like I'm fucking him… though, only one time."

"Koichii! Please send another one for the next guests! And let's show Tsukki that anyone can fuck me, or even marry me!"

"How childish, Kuroo!"

"Stop it, you horned owl bastard!"

"And that is it. Thank you for watching this show. Please leave a comment on how sloppy the interviewers were… Also, please support Shirabu-san for becoming the next captain."

"Hey, don't end the show! I'm not even done talking!"

"Tsukki! Why are you the one ending it?"

"Thank you for the kind words, Tsukishima. Please do support Karasuno in their upcoming matches. See you next time!"

"Wait, wait, wait! Don't end the-"

Next guests: Kageyama Tobio and Terushima Yuuji