Note: OKAY. OKAY. I enjoyed it so much I ended up typing a lot lol. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this. For the pretty setter thing… Kuroo explained it at the end, so please vote if you want to know the winner! For the people who sent questions, thank you very much! I enjoy your questions and I hope this chapter satisfy you!

WARNING: I will put this every time because I feel like I still lack at it. Poor English grammar is ahead! Please do cooperate with me until I fix my weakness! Thank you!

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"The number one question I want to ask this person was… how the fuck did you get those?"

"Heh, wanna try it?"

"No thanks. It looks painful. Besides, I would not like my handsome face to get destroy."

"Um, where is it?"

"..."

"Oh snap! Kageyama isn't even doing it on purpose and yet! Pft-"

"Go on, go on. Laugh all you want, you owl."

"Anyway-"

"You're going to ignore me!?"

"Welcome back, my sweet fans! Today, our special guests are… Please introduce yourself!"

"Yoo, everyone! The great and awesome captain of Johzenji high, Terushima Yuuji! It's a pleasure to meet ya!"

"Kageyama Tobio of Karasuno high."

"You awfully sounds like Iwaizumi."

"T-thank you for the compliment!"

"No, that wasn't a compliment."

"Anyway, it's been awhile since we had a first year here that really values the positions… Yes, yes. I'm talking about you, Kageyama! Your friend, Tsukki, is so mean!"

"And salty."

"How can he treat us, his senpais, like that?! Does he not care about the positions we stand?!"

"He doesn't care in general, Bokuto-san."

"That dude is so mean!"

"But I second to Bokuto. You really sound so polite and well-mannered. I like you."

"Thank you very much!"

"Eeh, then how about me? I'm your kouhai, too."

"No, you're the captain of your team. You'll be third year soon, so no."

"How mean! Discriminating your kouhais! Megane-chan wouldn't discriminate me!"

"Megane-chan? Who's that?"

"Tsukki."

"Tsukishima, Kuroo-san."

"Ooh, you like Tsukki, Terushima? How rare for a man like you to be open."

"I'm open to anyone! Especially that cute and beautiful creature!"

"Tsukki is beautiful, Kuroo?"

"His glasses are."

"I don't see Tsukishima as a beautiful creature, Terushima-san. In fact, he's very intimidating to everyone… even towards the senpais."

"Intimidating isn't right for Megane-chan, Tobio. Maybe she's shy!"

"Huh? She?"

"Tsukki is a girl?"

"Are you both blind or what? It's pretty obvious that Megane-chan is a girl!"

"Tsukki is a girl?"

"Perhaps he's right."

"Anyway, you guys need to check it yourself! Megane-chan has a sweet voice that sounds like an angel speaking."

"Angel of salt, that is."

"Megane-chan is so shy that she blush whenever she sees me!"

"Maybe because of the heat? It is quite hot outside right now."

"Bokuto-san, it's winter. It's snowing hard right now."

"Also, have I mentioned how her nose scrunch whenever she's thinking? That was so cute."

"By means, Tsukishima is glaring at you."

"Why are you guys even commenting bad stuff about my Megane-chan?! That's so mean!"

"Anyway, let's get right to the point. Tsukki might answer your confession, so let's move on."

"Ooohhh! Will she now?!"

"You guys know the drill, right? We explained this earlier. Fans had sent us questions for you both, and you must answer it with full honesty… Well, I'm not worried about Kageyama."

"Hey, I'm honest! Honest to the bone! I bet my earrings on this!"

"We don't need that!"

"Kageyama is quite pumped, huh?!"

"Yes!"

"Right! Let's start with Kageyama's, Kuroo!"

"Sure. Here's your question, Kageyama. "If you're made to choose between Tsukki and Oikawa, who would you date?" That question is from Koichii."

"H-huh?!"

"Also, Koichii sent you an ILY, Kuroo."

"Hey, don't read it! That's only for me! For my eyes only!"

"Anyway, Kageyama?"

"Don't choose my Megane-chan! Choose Oikawa!"

"Impossible! That's like picking between serve or toss!"

"Wow, incredible. He based this to volleyball."

"I know right?! It's so hard to choose!"

"You both are volleydork."

"Choose Oikawa!"

"Uhh…"

"It wouldn't hurt you at all, you know. Just choose one."

"Then, I will choose…"

"Gulp."

"Gulp."

"Don't say your action out loud."

"I will choose Hinata!"

"SHOUYOU ISN'T EVEN IN THE OPTIONS!"

"Oh? Is he not?"

"How much of an idiot can you be, Tobio-kun? Just choose one. Oikawa or Tsukki."

"Then, Oikawa-san."

"Now, was that hard?"

"Eh? No.."

"But you're lucky. Instead of choosing the salt, you chose the trash. Seems legit."

"Huh…"

"Kuroo, what is FMK means?"

"Oh, that's the game, isn't it? Fuck, marry, or kill?"

"Ooohh, I love that game! I always play that with my buddies!"

"Then, you're lucky. Let's play that."

"Huh?"

"The next question was for you and it's from the same sender, Koichii. Let's start with you, Terushima-kun. Fuck, marry, or kill to these three: Suga, Daichi, and Kuroo- wait, that's me?!"

"Wow."

"Why am I here?! I thought you love me, Koichii!?"

"It's pointless trying to talk to her, Kuroo! Now, Terushima! Do it!"

"Wait, wait! No-"

"Pretty damn easy! Fuck would be Suga. That man is hot! Kill would be Daichi because he looks so scary. Have you guys ever noticed the intense aura those two had to each other? And marry would be you, Kuroo!"

"Damn you…"

"Marry, though!"

"Well, at least he put me into that category… Not like Tsukki."

"Megane-chan put you as kill, Kuroo?"

"Yeah, horrible, right?"

"How about you, Kageyama? Between those three people, who would you pick as fuck, marry, and kill?"

"Uh… If I may choose."

"No, don't choose between those three! Hm… how about Shouyou, Oikawa, and Bokuto!"

"Fuck would be Bokuto-san. Marry would be Hinata. Kill would be Oikawa-san."

"That was fast."

"He thought of it so well."

"Then, you. Akaashi, me, and Tsukki?"

"Not my sweet oh sweet Megane-chan!?"

"Hm.. Fuck would be Tsukki. Marry would be Akaashi. And you, Kuroo. Kill."

"And here I thought I was your friend?!"

"Hello darkness my old friend~"

"I hate you."

"And you, Kuroo?"

"Hm? The choices are?"

"Hinata, Tsukki, and Kenma!"

"Do you have a grudge on me or what, Bokuto?!"

"Come on, come on. We all know that these people are somewhat special to you."

"If I picked Shouyou as kill, I would definitely get killed by Kenma. So… fuck would be Hinata!"

"Kuroo-san?!"

"Sorry, Tobio. Allow me to have one night stand with your partner just to spare my life!"

"And?"

"Ma-marry would be Kenma."

"And that left Tsukki as kill."

"Megane-chan would be so pissed!"

"I will die out of salt!"

"Salt?"

"Moving on!"

"Right… So, Kageyama. A question for you from Pinktoria!"

"Yes?"

"Let's see, let's see… "If you had to choose one of your teammates, which one would you cosplay as and why?" and that's their question."

"Cos… play?"

"Is that a new term for kink play?"

"No, Terushima. It means playing a different role in the volleyball."

"Ooohhh."

"No, you idiots. It's the same thing as imitation, you know. But copying their appearance from head to toe. It's widely popular to do that."

"Oh?"

"So, Tobio?"

"I would choose Sugawara-san! Even just for a day, I want to cosplay as him and be a very nice and gentle person!"

"No, no. Sugawara isn't gentle!"

"Have you not watch our show?!"

"I only did when Hinata appeared."

"This brat is a huge Hinata-fanatic!"

"Yes, I am! I even brought my Hinata wristband and headband with his face on it-"

"Okay, okay. We get it. Please hide it back."

"Uh… okay."

"Hm, I would cosplay as Megane-chan, you know. Because DAMN!"

"That's your reason?"

"Well, duh! It's obvious why you would want to cosplay as her. Think about it. She got a great posture, her black haired is very sexy, and her glasses. That pink frame suits her!"

"Wait, what? Pink frame? Tsukki wears black ones."

"Yeah, maybe you're colorblind."

"Huh? No, I'm not! Even my friends noticed that!"

"But Tsukishima really does wear black glasses. If he were to wear one like that in public, he's like asking for it; to get noticed, though."

"That doesn't sounds like Tsukki at all."

"Are you sure your Megane-chan is the only one wearing glasses?"

"Yes! She's the only one I see!"

"Kiyoko-san wears one… Takeda-sensei, too."

"Kiyoko? Is that the other girl you guys have as the new manager?"

"Huh? No, Terushima-san. You're talking about Yachi-san, the new manager."

"Huh? Then, who's Kiyoko?"

"Our third year manager."

"She's a girl?"

"Yes."

"Okay, now I'm all confused!"

"Same here!"

"So, the Megane-chan is Tsukishima?"

"He wears glasses as well, yes."

"So this Tsukishima… is a girl?"

"Uh…?"

"Yeah, we're all jumbled up. We don't even know if Tsukki is a girl or a boy."

"You made us all confused, Terushima!"

"No, no. Tsukishima is Megane-chan! Then, make Tsukishima and I as the next guest so I can prove it!"

"We can't. We have another guest coming up. Maybe next time."

"Let's move on. My head is getting hurt because of all this."

"Right… so, let's start with Terushima."

"I'm all ears!"

"Chibi fan girl 3 asked, "I like your piercing," ooohhh… They like your piercing. Which one? In his ears or his tongue?"

"Obviously my tongue!"

"Okay… moving on, "but I wanna know, why in the tongue?" Yeah, why in the tongue?"

"Well, I am brave. I did it because I'm brave!"

"Huh?"

"Also, everyone in my friends had piercing in their ears, their bellybutton, their nose, and so I thought… None of them are brave enough to pierce their tongue!"

"Well, they aren't stupid as you."

"I'm not stupid!"

"But doesn't it bother you whenever you eat?"

"Licking ice cream bothers me."

"Huh?"

"It bugs me whenever my piercing gets cold because of the ice cream."

"Then don't eat ice cream!"

"Pfftt!"

"Kageyama, your question! "How does it feels like to be the baby of the team?" It's from the same sender."

"Huh?! I'm not the baby of the team! If we're talking about size, it should be Nishinoya-san and Hinata!"

"No, no. Because of your birthday. You're the youngest among the first years, yeah? That means, you're the baby of the team."

"I'm… the baby… But babies are cute…! Like Hinata!"

"Okay, stop with your fanatic mode! Switch it off!"

"I'm the baby…"

"Wow. Tobio is so shook."

"It took a huge damage on him, though."

"It's actually very adorable how Shouyou is the oldest among the first years."

"I can actually feel Hinata as a good older brother."

"He does have a younger sister."

"... I'm… the baby? I'm… the youngest?... But Hinata… and Yamaguchi… they're both cute."

"Never mention this to Tobio ever again… It leaves him speechless and so shook."

"Got it!"

"Roger!"

"Anyway… our time is up. But before we end… I would like to announce the winner of our pretty setter competition!"

"Is it Akaashi?! It's Akaashi right?!"

"Shut your piehole, Bokuto!"

"Is it Takeharu?!"

"Who is that?"

"Our setter!"

"You weren't even here when we were competing for this! Anyway, the winner is…"

"I'm so nervous!"

"Bokuto-san, I'm the baby… they said."

"Tobio is dying!"

"Akaashi Keiji!"

"My Akaashi!"

"Uh, no. He didn't win. He's the only one who didn't get a vote, so I'm postponing this competition until we finally have a winner!"

"Awww…"

"Then, mind if we vote too?"

"Sure. Go ahead."

"Then, I'm voting for the beautiful setter, Suga!"

"Same… here."

"Kageyama is already dead tired! Anyway, let's end this. Bokuto, if you may…"

"Goodbye, everyone! See you next time!"

Next guests: Sawamura Daichi and Ushijima Wakatoshi.