Note: Oopss… It got longer. I'm really sorry! Well, I tried to mimic the show with calmer and very smooth talk show. I headcanon that both Kuroo and Bokuto is scared of Daichi… So, please forgive me on this sloppy chapter. It is kinda special since captains of different schools are together! Anyway, thank you for everyone who sent the questions. I hope their answer satisfy your questions.

I'm keeping track on the pretty setter competition and I might have the winner on the next one or two chapter! Keep on voting! (Yes, you may vote once again!)

WARNING: I will put this every time because I feel like I still lack at it. Poor English grammar is ahead! Please do cooperate with me until I fix my weakness! Thank you!

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"Well, this is fun."

"Hello."

"... Hello."

"Who wouldn't thought that we picked this group out of luck? Or is it luck?"

"It could be luck. It is luck."

"You agreed at your statement."

"Let's start this, then. Bokuto, you're awfully quiet."

"I had been warned by Oikawa that Ushiwaka is very… very…"

"What?"

"Very annoying."

"Well, then. You two are perfect for each other."

"What was that?!"

"Welcome back, viewers! Here we are again! With our new guests… that's amazing. Anyway, Sawamura Daichi-kun and Ushijima Wakatoshi-kun!"

"Thank you."

"So this is the type of atmosphere… I thought Tsukishima and Suga was joking."

"Huh?"

"This show is suck."

"How rude!"

"All of the captains are present."

"Ah… yeah. But isn't it Kenjiro the new captain of Shiratorizawa?"

"I am still the captain. I haven't graduate yet."

"Oh, I see."

"Also, I have to disagree with you, Sawamura."

"Huh?"

"This show is very lively. It has a great atmosphere."

"Wow, you're nice."

"Oikawa is such a liar, Kuroo. I can't believe I made him trick me!"

"Since all of us are captains in our lovely team, why don't we start this show by talking about our vice-captains?"

"Vice captains?"

"Yeah. Don't you have one?"

"If you define that word by clinging to you most of the time, it's Tendou."

"Satori?"

"Yes. He sticks to me most of the time."

"Oh, he does talk about you all the time."

"He does that, too."

"Tendou-san is quite… friendly person."

"He's very friendly, indeed. I treasure him as a friend."

"Kenma isn't like that."

"Tsukishima isn't like that as well, but he's growing closer to the others."

"Wataru was quiet, but when everybody started gathering around him, he opened up!"

"If may I request, I would want Shirabu to join that group."

"What group are you talking about?"

"The "one team member suddenly change when they interact with others" group."

"... You're bad at giving names, aren't you?"

"It'll be nice if we put every single quiet child into a camp! Their leader is me! I can change them into a very friendly and competitive individuals!"

"Oooh, I like that."

"And it's free!"

"I don't think Tsukishima would go there, you know."

"Mention about dinosaurs and he'll be there an hour early. Trust me."

"I will put Shirabu and Kawanishi there. They can learn a lot from you, Bokuto."

"Then, allow me to put Kenma and Fukunaga."

"Is that a good idea? What would happen if they don't participate?"

"We will return the money you paid for."

"But you said it was free?"

"... I will deduct it from Bokuto's allowance."

"Hey!"

"Either way, it'll be a good opportunity for those anti social to start changing, you know. Kenma should quit from gaming and start focusing and handling the team. Fukunaga… anyway, as the team captain, we are responsible for that!"

"You hesitated on Fukunaga-kun, Kuroo."

"Akaashi can join, too!"

"No way. He'll baby every single one!"

"Shirabu became the new captain. I want him to be the greatest leader."

"Yes, yes. So this training camp would be the solution!"

"You guys haven't even plan this out very well."

"We're just brainstorming."

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Sawamura, which members you would put in this training camp?"

"Hm, let's see… Tsukishima, Kageyama, and I guess Ennoshita. I was thinking of passing the title of captain to Ennoshita, though."

"Then, it's settled. All we need to do is to get them to ride the car and drop them off to Bokuto's house."

"We can't do it in my house! We should do it like in a… haunted school ground!"

"Oh, oh! That's nice! Since this is just a plan, let's just move on to our original objective."

"Yes, please go on."

"Alright, our first question for the two of you are from _aichii. Let's start with you, Sawamura."

"Ah, yes. Thank you."

"Let's see… "Was it hard taking care of 11 babies crows with different personality?" Pft, is it?"

"It is quite hard, if you ask me. Especially with the simpleton idiots, the smartass, and the loud duo."

"Who are those?"

"Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Nishinoya, and Tanaka."

"Wait, are they the rebels in your team?"

"No, they are hard to handle. Kageyama and Hinata gets carried away with their matches and practice. Tsukishima is such a smartass-"

"-and salty."

"And Nishinoya and Tanaka are just plainly loud."

"Goshiki is also loud."

"Yes, handling loud idiots are hard."

"Yamamoto and Lev are the only one who's loud in my team. But they are not hard to handle."

"In my team, no one is hard to handle!"

"Because you are the one who is hard to handle, Bokuto."

"Huh?"

"Next question please, Bokuto."

"Sawamura, _aichii asked you. "Isn't Suga so beautiful? Will Akaashi and Suga make a good couple of mothers?" and she added a laugh. So, let me laugh for her! Hahaha!"

"Yes, Suga is very beautiful."

"You're straightforward."

"Mother, huh? Semi is a mother."

"Semi?"

"Yes, he takes care of us very meticulously. Shirabu can be a mother as well because of his calm personality."

"Being a mother doesn't need to have that kind of trait, Ushiwaka."

"It could be."

"Well, Akaashi does take care of us everytime! But I would like to disagree with that!"

"What to disagree, Bokuto?"

"Akaashi can't be a good couple mother with Suga! He can only be a couple with me!"

"... Hey, do you even know what you're saying?"

"Suga isn't perfect with anyone as well."

"Oh…"

"If we're talking about a role of a mother in our team, who would be the father?"

"Oh, great question. Hm, in our case, the mother in my team would be Yaku."

"The father takes care of the children, too, right? I volunteer to be the father of the team!"

"Bokuto, you're the baby of the team."

"Shut up!"

"It's quite obvious that I'm the father of the team."

"I also noticed that."

"Tendou can be the father of our team. He's nice to everyone, respect everyone equally as well, and he's close to everyone."

"That's like being an older brother to everyone."

"Kuroo is the older brother of his team. The father is Kai."

"Hey now…"

"No, Kuroo is the father. The reckless, selfish, and impotent father of Nekoma."

"Yeah… Yaku, divorce his ass."

"Does it always have to be likes this?! Breaking my heart?!"

"Alright, let's move on. _aichii sent Ushiwaka a question, too! Let me read it for you, Ushiwaka."

"Yes, please."

"Let's see… "FMK to your teammates." You know the mechanics of this game, right?"

"Yes, I know. We played that before."

"That's unexpected."

"I will repeat my answer. Fuck: Shirabu, Marry: Semi, and Kill: Kawanishi."

"Whoa, that's really unexpected. I thought you would choose Tendou."

"Where's Satori?!"

"Tendou doesn't fit any of the category."

"His answers are unexpectedly honest…"

"I won't ask why… but I really need to know why you want to kill Kawanishi. Although, I haven't meet the guy."

"Kawanishi is a nice guy. But I believe he's immortal."

"Huh?"

"Why… would you think that?"

"He slept with his eyes open before. He bumped his head in the metal pole before, he didn't bleed."

"Uh… that doesn't prove that he's immortal."

"I believe what I see."

"I believe what I hear!"

"And I don't believe you two. Also, Ushiwaka. One more question. "Semi is beautiful, isn't he?" It's from the same sender."

"Yes, he is indeed beautiful. His form is very beautiful as well. He also mastered the form of a pinch server. I find it very beautiful to have mastered that within a month."

"She ain't talking about his plays."

"Akaashi is beautiful!"

"Suga as well!"

"Kenma is beautiful, too!"

"Oikawa is beautiful."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Okay… Ushiwaka, since you mentioned Oikawa. Please make a shout out for Oikawa… that was a request from Turtles18."

"Oikawa Tooru."

"You don't know how to make a shout out, didn't you?"

"I just did."

"They meant is for you to say something… about Oikawa."

"Like, you know, promoting them."

"Then… Oikawa, you should have come to Shiratorizawa."

"That's way too old now."

"Yes, I suppose."

"Anyway, from the same sender… Sawamura, "what are your true feelings to the mother of the team?" and I would like to quote their question… how does it feel to be the dad of the team?"

"Let me make it short. Suga is very beautiful. He's a good friend. Being the dad of the team is very tiring, but very satisfying… Let's move on!"

"Why are you in a rush?"

"No reason. Bokuto, next question please."

"Huh? Um… Okay."

"No, Bokuto. Sawamura, why are you in a rush?"

"He's red now."

"Like I said, no reason. Please let's move on."

"Oh, are you perhaps… I don't know, shy? Oooohhhh!"

"Shy? About what?"

"I am not shy! I was just…"

"You don't want everyone to know that you have a thing for Sugawara, aren't you?"

"Please stop talking…"

"Gulp."

"Gulping, too."

"O...okay, let's move on. Bokuto, if you may… the next question."

"R-right… "Who do you think the cutest kouhai?" that's for you, Ushiwaka. And, um, the choices are everybody."

"I see. Then, I will choose Goshiki."

"Why?"

"He's quite an energetic, yet very loud individual. He's cute. Even Tendou had remarked it."

"Oh."

"Kuroo, please read Sawamura's question."

"No, you read it!"

"No, you do it!"

"Allow me to read the question for him, then."

"Oh… okay. Please do so."

"Why are you two so afraid now?"

"Well then, Sawamura. A question for you. "Have you ever experience some other guys hitting on Suga?" They also mentioned how would you react to it."

"No one would hit on Suga."

"But what if someone does?"

"I will end their live right away. Hurting Suga is like a bad omen. So, don't."

"Hitting on means physically hitting someone?"

"Yes, that's correct."

"Is it now? Ugh, you virgins. Ushiwaka, koichii asked whether you have feelings to Oikawa… Do you?"

"... That made me uncomfortable."

"Whoa, you're uncomfortable?"

"That's a first."

"That's the first time I saw you wearing such a disgusted expression."

"You do give away that aura to everyone… so, I guess that made everyone thought of you having feelings for Oikawa."

"I will not. Oikawa is a true rival of mine. He's quite an impressive opponent."

"Well, that answers your other question then."

"We aren't done yet, Bokuto. There's more. Ushikawa, "is there anything Tendou does that gets on your nerves?" and that's from Pinktoria."

"No, as far as I know of. Tendou is very understanding. He limit his jokes."

"Is he? But is there anything that really gets on your nerves? Like how he act, move, or talk?"

"No. He's perfectly balance between manners and fun."

"I see…"

"You can learn one or two things from Tendou, Bokuto."

"Shut up!"

"Also, didn't Pinktoria asked you both to change hairstyle?"

"Well, we can't do that now. We will do it next episode!"

"Ugh."

"I'm suppose to be moaning, you owl!"

"Next sender of the questions…"

"Who wouldn't thought that this show is going smoothly."

"The few episodes were really rowdy. They are behaving calmly."

"It's from iamPyR. Let's start with Sawamura. "Who is your favorite kouhai?" So, basically, you have to choose between first years."

"Did they said that?"

"No, it's unfair if you choose among first and second years."

"Well, I will pick Yamaguchi. He kind of reminds me of... Suga."

"He inherited that from Suga."

"Indeed. I can also see Yamaguchi as a strong individuals. I would like to see his improvements."

"I see. How about you guys?"

"I will choose Goshiki. His determination is very unrealistic."

"I never would have thought choosing your favorite among your teammates was an option…"

"Well, don't choose."

"So, I thought… I will choose from a different school! Let me choose Hinata!"

"Oh, I see… What's the reason?"

"He's adorable!"

"He is, indeed. How about you, Kuroo?"

"Hm? Maybe Inuoka? He's obedient like a dog."

"A lost dog in Nekoma, though."

"Yeah, sort of confused us when he joined. It overlap us, to be honest."

"Hm… this question raised a curiosity on me. From the same sender, Ushiwaka, "who is the player you are most afraid of?" so… I'm really curious."

"Sawamura."

"Eh, why? Well, I kind of see why…"

"Same reason. I kind of see why."

"Same… He's like the male version of Sugawara."

"True."

"But… Suga is a male."

"Anyway, we're almost done. I would like to know the impression about this show gave you both."

"Yes, I would like to ask you, Kuroo."

"Huh?"

"I watched the few episodes. It was rowdy, very loud, and fun to be in. But why is it so quiet and calm today?"

"It became calm and quiet halfway, though."

"Yes, indeed. Well…"

"Regardless, I enjoy this show."

"Same. It's very refreshing, and quite enjoyable. I can kind of get why Kageyama and Hinata wanted to be here again."

"Please do invite us next time."

"Y...you guys…"

"Ah, they're crying."

"Well, that was unexpected. I wasn't expecting them to cry."

"Tune in next time, everyone."

"Thank you for having us."

"KUROOO-"

"BOKUTOoO-"

Next guests: Yamaguchi Tadashi and Fukunaga Shouhei.