Note: For the record, I had a hard time fitting the quiet Fukunaga and angel Yamaguchi together… that doesn't make sense. Anyway, thank you for sending questions… although some of you didn't sent Fukunaga a few. (insert kags crying face) But anyway, I will try to fix a few mistakes here later on. I'm going to upload this as soon as I can.

WARNING: I will put this every time because I feel like I still lack at it. Poor English grammar is ahead! Please do cooperate with me until I fix my weakness! Thank you!

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"Welcome back, viewers… About the last episode; I wanted to apologize of how serious and fast we were at our interview. We had sent those two another invitation, well, most of our past guests as well."

"Since the last episode were a bit… unrealistically calm and quiet. We decided to make it as rowdy as possible!"

"And so, we invited two of our rowdiest members! Yamaguchi Tadashi-chan and Fukunaga Shouhei!"

"I wouldn't say I'm rowdy, though."

"Sure, you are. You're quite infatuated with the thoughts of Tsukki."

"I don't get what you mean."

"..."

"Hello, Fukunaga! Long time no see, eh?"

"... What did I said, huh, directors? Fukunaga hadn't been heard talking! Neither me, or my other teammates, does! Come on, he will be not talking to us for the entire show!"

"Maybe he will talk this time?"

"I doubt it. But let's move on. I want to have a smooth conversation with you, Tadashi-chan."

"Tadashi…-chan?"

"Yeah, don't like it?"

"I'm not complaining… but why "-chan"?"

"It's cute."

"Tadashi-chan, your freckles are very vivid today."

"Is it make-up?"

"Oh, my freckles? Well, they tend to get vivid whenever I stay up late at night. I'm too nervous for this segment, though."

"...oh…"

"Kuroo, I'm kinda pissed how Karasuno have these cute kouhais."

"What a surprise. Same feelings."

"So, Fukunaga. How are you feeling today?"

"..."

"Oohh, me too. Me too."

"Huh?"

"Did Fukunaga-san said something?"

"No. He didn't even open his mouth - more importantly, you understood what he was saying, Bokuto?!"

"Huh? Isn't he talking to us normally?"

"What the fuck?"

"Um, Bokuto-san, he didn't open his mouth."

"Huh?"

"Okay… since someone finally understand Fukunaga. How about we move on?"

"(From now on, Bokuto would be translating Fukunaga's answers.)"

"Alright, let's start this talk show by talking about our first entry of the questions. It's from _aichii. They sent questions for the both of you."

"I'm… I'm really nervous."

"Tadashi-chan, don't be. It's okay. Take a deep breath."

"Fukunaga is taking a deep breath, too!"

"You're nervous as well?!"

"It's hard to tell with that blank expression on his face, though."

"Hardly a blank expression. Anyway, let's start with you, Tadashi-chan."

"Okay!"

"Okay, "Aren't you tired of Tsukki being so salty," Yes, I am tired of his salty personality as well… "though you're a very nice person?" Tadashi-chan is the most modest person I have ever met."

"Um…"

"Why are you wasting your time with that tall blonde french fries?"

"I love french fries!"

"Huh? You do? Akaashi does, too! Especially with no salt. He hates it."

"Really?"

"Tadashi-chan just indirectly said he loves Tsukki."

"I...I did… I did not!"

"Sure, whatever you say, Tadashi-chan. But why are you sticking with him? He can be pretty mean, though. He rarely smiles!"

"Huh? But Tsukki smiles a lot."

"Consider this, Tsukki is very salty. He's like the prince of salt! Also, he literally based the idiotic meter from us!"

"Eh? But that's how Tsukki shows he's having fun with you all!"

"He does?"

"Are you sure you're not mistaking his stupid, annoying, mocking grin of his?"

"It's genuine."

"He says the most mean things in the world."

"Oh, that's how Tsukki shows his care or love to everyone!"

"By saying, "You suck," "Go die," or "The scale of stupid goes from you, back to you." and he always say that to Bokuto and me!"

"That's right!"

"Oh, it means that you should work on your play, rest well if you don't want to die, and everyone is stupid enough not to notice your skills!"

"... Okay. Now I know Tsukki is a tsundere."

"Very tsundere-ish."

"Also, _aichii asked, "how's your float serve progress?" And they always support you when you're in the court… I saw one of your match recently, though. Was it against Johzenji? Or Seijou?"

"I think it was Seijou."

"Ah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't make sense that Oikawa was in Johzenji. But anyway, you served. It was amazing!"

"I could never do that!"

"Don't try to steal the spotlight from Tadashi-chan, Bokuto."

"I once had a supreme noodle when I was watching over Inuoka."

"... Okay, that was unexpected."

"Kuroo, I love this guy!"

"Don't we all? Anyway, let's move on! Fukunaga, "Is there anyone that ever hit you on your nerve that you had to smack them with the volleyballs?" Oh, I can answer that!"

"Please allow me to answer that."

"He usually throw the balls at Yamamoto!"

"But that doesn't mean he was getting on his nerves, you know."

"Oh, no. He does. Fukunaga never throw the balls at someone. He had, once, and he got lectured by Yaku. So, it was very traumatic experienced to him."

"Is that true, Fukunaga-san."

"Yes… So, Kuroo-san did know the answer."

"Aren't I awesome?"

"No, you were there so you knew."

"Anyway… next questions are from Turtles18. "Your thoughts or opinion about the other first years… Mainly Tsukishima." Why does everyone talks about Tsukki?"

"Quite a popular young man he is."

"So, Tadashi-chan?"

"Hm, I'd say… Other than Tsukki, I'm very close to Hinata. He is outgoing and very friendly. I did not even noticed that we became friends!"

"Shouyou is very friendly. He even became friends with Kenma and Lev."

"Like me!"

"That's a huge lie."

"How mean!"

"Kageyama and Tsukki?"

"Uh, I'm still awkward around Kageyama. But he's the same as Hinata… very clumsy."

"Sawamura did mentioned that Tobio and Shouyou are simpleton idiots."

"And Tsukki is a smartass!"

"Tsukki is very smart, yes! But he isn't an ass!"

"But he's so mean… he say words that is so hard to even understand!"

"That's just how he shows his love!"

"He rejected our invitation to come back here, you know."

"Allow me to co-guest with him! He will, for sure, come back here!"

"Wow…"

"Turtles18 said, "Tsukishima had been training with Kuroo and Bokuto." Hey! Hey! Hey! I got mentioned here!"

"... "Do you think Tsukishima improved?" For me, Tsukki is already at top of his game, but just the top of his own iceberg."

"True. He got even more stronger!"

"Ah, about that… Thank you very much for letting Tsukki trained with you!"

"This kid is thanking us! Tsukki, who had been getting tips from us, never thanked us!"

"Goddamnit. Karasuno is very lucky to have this angel!"

"If may I interrupt, Kuroo-san, I am an angel, too."

"Yes, yes! You are definitely an angel!"

"Fukunaga, why don't you speak instead of Bokuto here?"

"I am speaking."

"No, you are not. It's Bokuto's voice that's coming out of your closed mouth... Dude, at least open your mouth whenever Bokuto's translating."

"Why are you acting like a strict dad to him?"

"I am the father of Nekoma…!"

"Speaking of father, Turtles18 asked if I Daichi-san and Sugawara-san acts like a married couple, isn't it?"

"... Bokuto gave you the script, didn't he?"

"Like he was giving an invitation."

"Well, that was it. So, what are your thoughts?"

"They are indeed married."

"Wow."

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Fukunaga, do you think Akaashi and I are also married?"

"..."

"Ooohhh!"

"What? What did he said?"

"Heh, that's only between us!"

"Oh, screw you."

"But I'm quite disappointed how some of them doesn't know Fukunaga, or at least remember him."

"He hardly talk, that's why. But given that he is one of the supporting cast, is another reason why."

"But I interact with the others. I was also in the starting line-up."

"Kenma and I are also in the starting line-up, but we're-"

"Now that you mentioned it, why are you both wearing your hair different?"

"I didn't mentioned anything regarding hair, you know."

"I was just curious."

"It was one of the requests from the last episode."

"Oh, it looks weird."

"Exactly! I look like a broom… a broom who hasn't been used."

"How can you properly see things with this kind of hair, Kuroo?"

"It's my bed hair, Bokuto. I don't choose my hairstyle."

"I do."

"Same."

"I do, too! Akaashi is also the one in charge of styling it."

"... Alright, moving on."

"Next question is from chibi fan girl 3!"

"Oooh, familiar names, eh."

"This is for you, Tadashi! "How is Tsukishima when the two of you are alone?" They also mentioned about your jump float serves!"

"Thank you very much!"

"Oh yeah, you kept on telling us that Tsukki isn't like what we know."

"Because he isn't like that! Trust me, Kuroo-san! Tsukki is very lively."

"Okay…"

"He smiles all the time, as well! He also loves to blabber about dinosaurs, and his theories regarding their species."

"Very meticulous… although, why dinosaurs? Do you know why he loves them?"

"Who knows! The point is, Tsukki is the opposite to what you guys see! The exact opposite!"

"Definitely a tsundere."

"Indeed."

"So, Fukunaga, here's your question. "I've never heard your voice, you don't like to talk much, or are you shy?"

"I spoke before. I don't like it. I don't hate it. I'm not shy."

"What are you, a robot?!"

"Kuroo-san, you heard my voice before. Remember when you and Yaku-san were recruiting new members?"

"Yeah…?"

"I asked you where I can sign up. You directed me towards Yaku-san."

"You did?"

"Maybe he speaks normally… but just quietly?"

"But his volume is very normal, though."

"You are truly incredible, Bokuto."

"Oh… T-thanks."

"Oh…! Bokuto-san blushed!"

"Okay, TMI. Anyway, let's move on. From _aichii. "Your thoughts about Kenma?" and that's for you, Fukunaga."

"Kenma is very nice. I like him."

"Hold up your bananas, Fukunaga! What are you talking about?"

"I was saying the truth."

"No, you ain't saying the truth! You were obviously lying!"

"Kuroo! Not everyone loves Kozume the way you do!"

"You never know, Bokuto! You. Never. Know."

"So, Tadashi. "Do you have anything you dislike about Tsukki?" That was from iamPyR."

"What to hate about Tsukki?!"

"... His salty personalty?"

"You might as well change his name into Saltyshima."

"I agree!"

"... Well, he had this personality where he looks down at himself."

"Oh, he's ignoring us."

"Even though he blocked Ushijima-san…"

"Haa… that's one thing that I really despise about kids."

"What are you talking about?"

"Tsukki is very talented. Remind him about that."

"You also think so?"

"Well, yeah. He trained with us. I expect a huge ass trophy after the nationals."

"Yes! We're going to work hard!"

"Kuroo-san can be a very decent senpai, huh?"

"I can be a decent senpai, too!"

"Don't worry, Bokuto-san. You're already very decent."

"Fuku!"

"Ignoring this owl, Tadashi-chan, are you aware that some people ship you with Oikawa? What are your thoughts? And also to Oikawa as well."

"Ship? What is ship?"

"It's when two fictional characters are being paired up by fans. For example, Kuroo-san ship himself with Kenma. Bokuto-san ship himself with Akaashi-san."

"Eh?"

"Fuku, I don't get it."

"There is not a good definition of that term. Rather than saying ship… Yamaguchi, you are being paired by some of the people out there with Oikawa-san… like a couple."

"What?!"

"Whoa."

"Really?! Are you dating him?!"

"Didn't you see how confused and shocked Tadashi-chan was?!"

"I don't… I don't know what to answer. But why?"

"For fun. Or maybe they see a few hints."

"I'm terrified by him, though!"

"Well, let's just take that as your answer. In general."

"Ah… yes."

"Shocking, huh? Thank god, my fans wouldn't do that. They wouldn't ship me with anyone."

"Yeah… They won't do that."

"... or so you both thought."

"Huh?"

"What was that?"

"Thank you for watching this new episode. I'm delighted to be here. As well as Yamaguchi… who's surprised by the fact he was being shipped with Oikawa-san."

"... I'll accept it if they ship me with Hinata… and fully accepted with Tsukki, though."

"... Are you both, what, dating?"

"Till next time, everyone. Bokuto-san, thank you for translating my words."

"Oh, don't mention it!"

"Thank you everyone."

"...!?"

"Fukunaga-san just spoke!"

"What the heck?!"

"But Fuku was speaking all along, though."

Next guests: Hanamaki Takahiro and Matsukawa Issei.