Note: I don't know how long I took to make this, but I'm very sorry about it. I was quite busy with stuff: my mom and my school. I can't handle the pressure they were pushing me so I had to take a break for a while. By means, typing more and more stories until I can't feel my fingers. I wrote three whole stories within two days. Different kinds. So, I'm saying it right now… You might see an update of me uploading a new story while this and my KageHina one are still ongoing.

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ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"Heh, this is pretty neat. I thought you wouldn't contact us."

"Oh, shut up. You both know you guys would be here."

"It took you 3 weeks to make up your mind."

"Bokuto's wife, Akaashi, finally contacted us regarding this show."

"I told you, we were making an upgrade… and why Akaashi contacted you?"

"Bokuto can't do shit."

"True that… Alright, let's start this. Welcome back, viewers! Thank you for supporting this show. But despite the late invitation for our guests, we had our special fans who continued sending us questions. We would like to thank you guys personally… but…"

"Wow. Your introduction is quite shady, Kuroo."

"Shut up… I'm getting embarrassed by this."

"Why? I'm happy that we have our biggest fans!"

"This guy doesn't get nervous at all."

"Alright, back to the topic. Today's guests are… Please introduce yourself."

"On it! Hello~ I'm Iwaizumi's handsome wingman, Hanamaki. It's a pleasure to meet you all."

"Hello. Matsukawa Issei here. I'm Oikawa's wingman."

"Wow!"

"Wait, if you guys are the wingmen of those two… Why didn't you do your job?"

"Do we look like we're slacking?"

"Huh?"

"We tried… a million times. Iwaizumi is a tsundere. Oikawa is an idiot."

"It's hard, Kuroo."

"I can relate to that."

"But it's not a hard task, though."

"Huh?"

"If you guys just set them up. Maybe they'll realize it?"

"Oh, we tried that before. The thing is... they're stubborn. Once we found out that Iwaizumi loves Oikawa, he wouldn't take the first move."

"And so, we continued from there and asked Oikawa to take the first move."

"And then?"

"Oikawa, that bastard, screwed it up! Do you know how hard it is to plan everything!? I made it perfect for them, for them to have a very special memory of their first date… But Oikawa messed it up… He fucking messed it up!"

"Wow. It still eats him up."

"That's messed up."

"Makki, hang on! I'll save you!"

"So, Kuroo. What are we supposed to do in here?"

"Mainly answering questions that the fans had sent. And then, we'll go from there."

"Ooh, how neat."

"Can you both help me out here?! Makki had gone insane!"

"That fucking Oikawa ruined it! I became depressed because of this! You know that, Bokuto!? He fucking ruined his chance to get that piece of meat! He's an idiot!"

"Hm, let's see. We got a few questions. There's also like a requests for the two of you."

"Makki, don't hurt the chairs!"

"Ooh, what kind?"

"I can see Oikawa's face in this chair! Bokuto, his fucking handsome face is mocking me!"

"Shall we do that first?"

"H-huh? I don't see it… But Oikawa sat in there when he came here."

"Sure. I'm curious though."

"I can still smell his ass in here… It's surprisingly smells good."

"Mattsun, would you mind doing these tasks, though?"

"Huh? But you're sitting on it. Maybe it's your ass- but it does smell nice."

"I don't mind. But Kuroo, let's stop those two. They're making me feel bad."

"Hey, you two. Stop sniffing the chair. It's disgusting."

"Are we doing the questions portion now?"

"Yeah… but what happened to the chair? Why does it look like some angsty cat ruined it?"

"Ignore that. I wanna answer some of the questions they had sent."

"Okay… but the first question isn't exactly like a question. It's more like a task for the both of you."

"Oohh, how exciting."

"Don't get a hard on now, Makki. Let's start. Bokuto, if you please."

"Ahem, it's from chibi fan girl 3!"

"Thanks for sending it, girl!"

"She wants the both of you to hold hand- oh, you guys are doing it already. That was fast."

"I held his hand a couple of times."

"True."

"And she wants the both of you to stare at each other's eyes."

"That is new."

"I might see through his soul. I'm scared."

"Hey, I'm not Kunimi, though…"

"Alright… what else did it said there, Bokuto?"

"Now, confess your honest thoughts for each other!"

"Honest thoughts, huh? This'll be hard."

"And why?"

"I got a lot of honest thoughts about you. I don't know whether I'll be done before this show ends."

"Bro…"

"I know, bro."

"Hm… This is so weird."

"Kuroo, why don't we have that kind of chemistry?!"

"Because I rather have that kind of chemistry with Kenma instead of you, Bokuto. Anyway, let's do this right, please."

"Alright, I'll start. You're a good friend. My partner in crime. I love you, bro."

"Shit, I'm going to cry."

"... And you, Makki?"

"We-well… Mattsun, I gave you that nickname but I hardly call you with that nickname. Issei, you're my good friend, the only one I can trust… I love you too, bro."

"Bro…!"

"Bro!"

"Why are you crying, too, Bokuto?"

"They are so perfect! Those honest words… Those hugs… Wait, she said to kiss."

"This show would be put in the category of shounen ai after this episode… so no."

"And it will upgrade to yaoi."

"I did not signed up for that."

"And yet you're so gay for Kozume-kun."

"Next question! … it's from Turtles18. She's asking a bunch, so let's break it down. Let's start with your favorite meme."

"Favorite meme?"

"Oh, I had one. The "Try me bitch" video. I used it a lot to the first years and Oikawa."

"What's that?"

"It's originally from a video that is uploaded by a YouTuber. I used it as my ringtone. It's awesome."

"I don't quite have one… but recently, I enjoy the "You should have come to Shiratorizawa" meme. I used it and teased Oikawa with it a lot."

"Oh, I just used it to him yesterday."

"Wow. It's a meme, huh?"

"Not exactly a well-known meme. I'm the only one who called it a meme."

"And me."

"How did you guys met?"

"Was it when we were a first year students?"

"Yeah, I remember you had a slightly longer hair."

"Oh yeah, oh yeah. You didn't actually changed."

"You look like that way before?"

"It's hard to change your appearance, Bokuto. So, never change."

"And so, we're signing up for the volleyball club. We, coincidentally, became friends with the childhood friends in our class."

"Oh? Who was it?"

"Oikawa and Iwaizumi. Originally, we were in the same class. I was in the same class with Oikawa."

"And I had Iwaizumi."

"And then, we got introduced to each other and we became friends. When we became second year, we got separated."

"Are you in college prep class?"

"Huh? Iwaizumi is."

"Oh! That's awesome! But hey, how did you guys handle them? Those two, I mean."

"Handle? We can't handle them. They flirt a lot."

"One of our senpai had remarked they act like a married couple. It got them feel uncomfortable and started avoiding each other."

"That's the day I noted never… as in never… deal with those two."

"You guys are surprisingly… complicated."

"If you spent time with them, most of the time, you'll turn into us."

"Wow! I never knew they are too hard to handle!"

"That's nothing to get impressed about, Bo. Anyway, skipping to the next question. If you guys could marry anyone in your team, who would it be?"

"Kunimi."

"Yahaba."

"That's fast. Why, though?"

"Kunimi is very responsible… well, almost. But he's adorable."

"I picked Yahaba because I can see myself being taken care well by him."

"Oh, how unexpected for you guys to be this serious. But with pure honestly, which one?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'll pick Mattsun. But you said this episode will turn into a boys love series, so I rather not."

"You do realized you picked the same gender, as well…"

"Everyone knew that Yahaba and Kunimi only had eyes to their partner."

"Huh? Who are they?"

"Kyoutani and Kindaichi."

"Anyway, next question. Who is your rival meme team? Wait, that exists?"

"Didn't you know that we are dubbed as the meme team? But yeah, I think we're the only one who is like that."

"I don't think anyone can be considered as a meme team. Wait, is that even exist?"

"Most people address us as the meme team as well, Kuroo. I heard it from Akaashi."

"Then, you both are our rivals."

"That settles, alright."

"That was fast…"

"Next question! From Turtles18 once again… why aren't you two married?"

"Wait, are we even dating, Matsukawa-kun?"

"I don't remember going on dates, though, Hanamaki-kun."

"Kuroo-kun, are you and Bokuto-kun dating, then?"

"What? No!"

"Why do you sound so offended, Kuroo?!"

"I'm offended by that kind of thoughts."

"You two are so close that you even made a show."

"... Tsk, I should've done this with Tsukki or Akaashi."

"I hate you!"

"Ah, anyway. I just noticed. Koichii asked the same thing for you, Makki. Are you going to change your answer, or not?"

"Hm? Which one?"

"If you were to date someone from your team, who would it be and why? But I like the idea, though. How about outside of your team?"

"Let's see… I don't interact with the other teams."

"We interact a lot with Karasuno because of Oikawa, though."

"Ah, yes, yes. We recently talked to the captain. So, let me pick on Karasuno."

"Oh? Oh? Oh? I want to know!"

"Hm… I'd pick the shrimp."

"Hinata?"

"Ah yes, yes. That's his name."

"But why him?"

"He's adorable."

"... wow. He's so honest and straightforward."

"You might have to prepare yourself, Makki."

"Huh? Why?"

"Kageyama would be after your neck now."

"Pft… Tobio is definitely a Hinata-fanatic."

"But then again, if I were to date someone as well outside of my team, it'll be Hinata-kun."

"Hey now. I picked him first."

"Hinata is definitely adorable. But he's a guy."

"Kuroo, my pal, in this anime/manga, we don't care whether it's a guy or a girl. It's what the heart says. If we love them, we go for it."

"... Bokuto, why did you become so sentimental?"

"Because I strongly believes that everyone is gay."

"Oikawa is truly gay."

"Trueee."

"Mattsun, koichii's question for you. "Do you think Makki's gonna win against Iwaizumi on arm wrestling someday?" and that's what she asked."

"Hey now. "Someday" is very… anyway, I will definitely defeat him! You know, I can do it right now!"

"He has never won a single game. I doubt it."

"Wow, you're lowering my self-esteem, you know."

"Then, how about Bokuto, Makki? Bokuto's very muscular like Iwaizumi. You could try and practice with him."

"Oooh! I like the idea! Let me play with you!"

"Don't get yourself hurt, Bokuto-kun!"

"Bokuto looks too strong, though. If Iwaizumi did this with Bokuto, I'll bet on Bokuto."

"Ah, it's the way you're positioning your arm, Makki!"

"I always win whenever I do it like this! It just that… it never works on Iwaizumi."

"You're kinda soft, Makki!"

"Shut up…"

"Total fail."

"Damn it!"

"Wow, I never thought Bokuto was so strong."

"I never thought about that as well!"

"Hm?"

"I can't defeat Iwaizumi, and now you're adding up to my blocklist!"

"You have a blocklist?"

"Sorry! I couldn't control my power!"

"Wow, are you superman?"

"Akaashi just sent me a message."

"Oh?!"

"Fukurodani's setter?"

"It said, "Kuroo-san, don't let Bokuto-san do anything that is involving physical movement. Like arm wrestling or wrestling in general. No one. As it NO ONE has defeated him before. He's very strong. Even himself doesn't know it." … I can't believe this."

"He's too late!"

"Is it me or Makki's wrist looks a bit… weird?"

"Huh? What do you- whoa."

"And now you twist my wrist?! Oh my god, Bokuto!"

"I can fix it!"

"Stop! You're not Fix-it Felix!"

"Oh my god… Huh? What? The fuck!?"

"... What are you, the unicorn?!"

"You mean, a magician?"

"You literally fixed it. Wow."

"Told you. It happens a lot so I'm used to it."

"Is that even possible?"

"Let's move on… iamPyR asked, "Many fans dubbed you both as the meme team/pair, how do you feel about that?" that's for the both of you."

"I said it before. I didn't even think about it. I never know that we were dubbed as that."

"Canonically, we're both like teasing Oikawa. So, it's safe to say we're the meme team to Oikawa only."

"I agree."

"Alright… Makki, "can you tell us about that time Iwaizumi let it slip that he has feelings for Oikawa?" I have been wanting to ask this to you."

"It was a rough day for Oikawa. He had broken up with his ex-girlfriend so he was pretty depressed. It even affected his practice."

"Rough, huh."

"She was asking about that time when Iwaizumi was here… nevermind."

"It was, Kuroo! But Iwaizumi was so done with his shit that he made Oikawa to talk about it in front of everyone. But then… BOOM!"

"BOOM!"

"Thanks for the sound effect, Bokuto."

"No problem!"

"But then… Iwaizumi said, "if only you would look at your side and notice the person who have been in love with you for a long time." Mind you… he said it out loud."

"Bro, even the coach heard it."

"I think that's when I notice how in love Iwaizumi with Oikawa. There's a saying that you tease the person you love, right? He tease Oikawa the most!"

"Hm... Make sense, though. Iwaizumi is definitely a tsundere in disguise of being a meaty hunk."

"Meaty hunk… pft."

"Nice one, nice one!"

"So, I should start teasing Akaashi."

"Bo, even without teasing, it's obvious you have a thing for him."

"Eh?! I was trying to be subtle about it!"

"Wow, he's seriously stupid."

"Well, this is unexpected but we're done. There's no question for the both of you."

"Eh? This show is about answering questions from the fans only? How lame."

"Yeah…"

"Hey. We tried. We don't even have a name for this show!"

"Name it as "Meme's Talk Show." that's even more original."

"No way. You had the same idea as Kenma…"

"We're rational."

"Anyway, since we're done. Let's end this. So, your impression for the show?"

"Fun and lame."

"Lame and boring."

"Why are you so negative, Makki?!"

"Hey, how about inviting me with Iwaizumi? I'd like to spill a ton of secrets he told me before he started doubting my ways to get Oikawa..."

"Why don't you reveal them right now?"

"Eeeh… what's the purpose of the secrets now?"

"... There's no point of keeping it a secret if you're about to reveal them."

"Well, I guess I could reveal one."

"Ooohhh? Tell us!"

"Mattsun know this, right?"

"Which one?"

"You know that time when we both visited Iwaizumi to his house?"

"Oh, that one? That was really shocking."

"What about it?"

"You see, Iwaizumi had this… Oh, is it time? The time is running, Kuroo."

"You better tell us the secret before I end this show!"

"That's right!"

"See you again, everyone!"

"Wait, no-"

"Buh-bye!"

"Why are you-"

Next guests: Hinata Natsu and Semi Eita.