Note: OH MY GOSH. Yes, YES, I am aware how long it took me to update. I was… how should I say it… stressed. Yes, I'm so stressed that I couldn't update. I had this writer's block for a WEEK. It even complicate my work in school, as I couldn't write a fiction story for my next story project… SIGH. Also… after the next chapter ( you can see the next guest at the end ) I will be doing something special so STAY TUNE!

WARNING: I will put this every time because I feel like I still lack at it. Poor English grammar is ahead! Please do cooperate with me until I fix my weakness! Thank you!

ATTENTION: -

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

"I missed everyone so much! You, camera #4! Did you missed me?! Ooohh, you're nodding your head! I see! I, too, missed you!"

"We only have one camera, Bokuto! Didn't we used this joke before?!"

"I just missed them!"

"Yeah, we're really sorry for taking such a long break. It's just that… our show reached a lot of views and received a lot of comments! We tried our best, but we failed… No, mostly because Bokuto failed his math exam once again."

"I thought you promised you wouldn't tell anyone!?"

"Did Akaashi do the same thing?"

"Huh? Yeah, he did…"

"It's because you're an idiot."

"Why you-"

"Ah, our guests are adorable today! Please let's welcome… Hinata Natsu-chan and Semi Eita-kun!"

"Hinata? Wait, Hinata is here again- whoa! You shrunk, Hinata!"

"No, no. That's not Shouyou, Bokuto. That's his little sister, Natsu-chan."

"Hello!"

"Now that you mention it… She looks like Hinata!"

"It's because they are related."

"And you look like Sugawara!"

"Huh?!"

"Anyway, Natsu-chan, how are you liking the set? Is it too hot?"

"It's not… But I like the cookies! They're delicious!"

"Aahh… I feel so fresh upon seeing this smile."

"Same here."

"... Why is my heart feel so tight?"

"So, Natsu-chan… are you familiar with talk shows? Do you know what you're suppose to do here?"

"I watch them at my house with my big brother! They talk and talk and talk… sounds boring."

"A...ah, yeah. It sounds boring! … Bokuto, think of a segment we should do!"

"Huh?! But that's too-"

"Right now!"

"Natsu-chan, aren't you eating too much…? You'll destroy your appetite."

"No, this big brother said it's okay."

"I did say that… but take it easy now. We don't want you throwing up because you're too full in our dinner later."

"Okay~ So, what are we going to do now? Are we going to play house?"

"Uh… before that, you see that funny *onii-san over there? He's going to bring us stuff for our house play… Bokuto, she wants to play house! She wants to play house!"

"Got it! Got it!"

"They're going to ask us questions. Can you answer them with full honesty?"

"I'm super honest!"

"Very good."

"Great… uh, let's start with Semi-san so you know what to do, okay?"

"Okay~"

"Ugh… so adorable. Ahem…! Semi-kun, are you jealous of Shirabu? It was sent by chibi fan girl 3."

"Not really? Why am I…"

"I heard he was promoted to be the next captain."

"It's expected. That kid is too talented."

"So, you're not jealous?"

"No, but far from being jealous… I… I envy his youth."

"... But that's considered as being jealous, you know."

"..."

"Ah, yeah, that's true. Youth…"

"Are you jealous to someone?"

"Huh? Me? Hm… well, I envy the youngsters. They're so young and lively."

"But… you're 18 years old… almost the same age as them, you know."

"Still, I'm older."

"... Anyway, how about you, Natsu-chan? Are you jealous to your big brother?"

"No. I don't even know what that means."

"Aw, youth."

"Stop it! Then, that's good, Natsu-chan. You have to feel proud of yourself, okay? Love yourself before you love someone else."

"Alright!"

"Okay, Natsu-chan, here's your question!"

"Yay!"

"Have you meet Kageyama? What do you think of him? It's from the same sender."

"Thank you!"

"Is that…"

"Yeah, Karasuno's number 9."

"Oh, Tobio?"

"Oh! You know his first name? So, you met him already."

"No! Big brother always say that name! And how Tobio always scares him, and his jersey number is higher than his!"

"So, he uses his little sister to listen his rant?"

"Is that the use of having a little sister? Nice."

"And then, you know, chicken big brother…"

"Chicken big brother?"

"Big brother always blush whenever he says that Tobio is cute!"

"... Is that so?"

"He has a crush on Tobio?"

"We established that when Kageyama was here."

"Tobio never visit our house… But are we going to play house?"

"Oh? Well, it's not ready yet…"

"Then, let's use that time to pick our roles! I'll be the father!"

"But isn't being the baby of the family fits you?"

"Don't talk to your father like that, daughter!"

"Wait, I'm the daughter?!"

"Then, Nat- I mean, father! What am I?"

"Hm… our pet cat!"

"Wait what? Why?!"

"Cats don't speak! They talk like this! Meow! Meow!"

"... meow."

"Kuroo, I bought all the toys! I have the kitchen utensils, pans, and… what are you doing?"

"We're playing… I mean, meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Oh, we're playing now? You're the pet cat? What about you, Semi?"

"Can't you see the ribbon on my head?"

"Oh, you're the daughter! What am I, Natsu-chan?!"

"You're my wife! Come here, my honey!"

"Yes, darling~"

"... God, I feel like puking."

"How can we continue the interview now?"

"Bokuto can somehow do it… Bok- I mean, meow! Meow!"

"Huh? Oh… Oh! Nat-no, no. Darling~"

"Yes, darling?"

"I got some questions for you. Well, they're from someone else. Do you mind answering them?"

"Yeah… It's simple!"

"Sure~ I can answer them!"

"Great! Here's the first question for you, okay? Whose looks are the MOST attractive to you? It can be anyone, alright? It's from Oikishi17."

"But wait… she met the others?"

"I bet she does. But she said she haven't meet Tobio."

"My big brother is the most attractive, cute, and handsome for me!"

"Wow. Brother complex."

"Ah, don't be jealous, darling!"

"Eh… But I'm not-ouch! What was that… Oh! No, no, darling~ I'm not jealous! Hohoho…"

"What kind of laugh was that?"

"It's a genuine laugh, sweetie!"

"She's liking this game so much."

"Oh, koichii said hi to you."

"What did I say about cats?"

"Uh… I mean, meow! Meow meow meow, meooooow."

"Oh, I see! Hello to you too, koichii!"

"Oi, where's your honorifics?"

"I'm the father of this family! I don't use honorifics!"

"Don't talk to your father like that, Semi-chan!"

"... I'm sorry."

"Anyway, from koichii… Semi-chan, if you're going to date someone, which one? Tendou or Shirabu?"

"Wait, what? Dating a fellow member? Hell no!"

"Hell?"

"Uh, you see… Hell means the other world besides heaven!"

"Is it bad?"

"Yes, yes. Hell is filled with… crying… Shouyou!"

"Eck! That's bad!"

"It is! Semi, damnit, don't swear in front of your father!"

"Dude… really?"

"Just for fun, though. Which one? Satori or Shibabu?"

"It's Shirabu, Bokuto… But yeah, I'll choose Shirabu. He's fun to be with… no, wait, he's not. He's too serious on things. Hm… but Tendou is so weird. He even said my fashion sense is weird."

"So, it's Satori?"

"No, no, no."

"Then it's Shirabu?"

"No, no. That kid is too much for me."

"Then, is it our pet cat?"

"Huh? No!"

"You're confusing us. Just randomly pick one and we won't ask you why."

"Then, it's Shirabu."

"Why?"

"You just said you won't ask me why!"

"Oh, Natsu-chan, can we pause our game for a while?"

"Hm, why?"

"Because your pet cat, me, needs to ask you a lot of questions. Is that okay?"

"It's okay for me!"

"Great! Then, Megami_Mayuki asked you one question. I'll read it okay? How is onii-chan in your house? Does he take care of you?"

"Hm… he does! Whenever he comes home, be it late or early, he always play with me! He loves playing house with me because he gets to be the mother and I'll be the father! He likes cooking for me!"

"Ooohh!"

"I can cook for you!"

"Really?!"

"Yeah! Watch me!"

"Oh, but recently, onii-chan gets sad. Especially when he comes home crying with owie in his face!"

"Shouyou got into a fight?"

"But he's not the type to randomly fight someone, you know?"

"Even if he's small, he can still fight. Small but trouble, remember?"

"Yeah, yeah… right."

"I like this question! I've heard of it! Akaashi even mentioned it sometimes!"

"Which one?"

"Semi, did you know that people see you as our son, Akaashi's and mine, because of your appearance? It's from the same sender."

"I never heard of it. I actually haven't met Akaashi-san."

"Oh, now that you mention it. You do resembles Bokuto and Akaashi. You have the attitude of your mother, you know."

"Oh really? Well, I doubt it."

"No, no! You both act like the mother of the group! Like mother, like son, you know."

"Wait, no! Akaashi-san isn't my mother!"

"Then Bokuto is your mother. Akaashi is your father."

"What? No!"

"He's your son?"

"Yeah! Biologically my son! Come here, baby boy!"

"Get the fuck away from me!"

"Oi! I told you to not swear in front of Natsu-chan!"

"Huh? What is fuck?"

"Ah fuck! Shouyou would definitely going to kill us!"

"Fuck means beating someone up!"

"But it feels good."

"Oh my god, shut up, Semi!"

"It feels good?"

"No! No! No! You should ask your big brother about it, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah! That's your homework! When you come back, tell us, okay?"

"Okay!"

"Okay! Our last question for today! Natsu-chan, what do you expect Tobio to be like? Do you want him to be handsome? Or cute?"

"Tobio is handsome."

"Wait, you met him before?"

"No, she hasn't."

"But the way my brother tells story about Tobio… He's handsome!"

"She established that matter despite not meeting him."

"Well, Tobio is indeed handsome. But not as handsome as my son, Semi-chan!"

"Please get away…"

"Natsu-chan, among us… who do you like?"

"Ahem. As a married man,"

"Wait, we're still playing?"

"I will choose my beautiful wife!"

"Oh my, darling~"

"No, no. Not in our roleplay… but us, literally."

"Huh? Well, I still choose my wife- I mean, him!"

"WHY!?"

"... Yes, why him?"

"Because he plays his character well! Not like you two!"

"I play my character well! I meowed the entire show!"

"No, you didn't. Hmph, bet you didn't care about me…"

"E-eh.. Wait, wait!"

"Aaah, Kuroo. You made her sad."

"Tsk, how immature."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"

"I apologize but we will end our show now… We cannot allow to show the vulnerable side of Natsu-chan."

"Sniff…"

"Please don't be sad… Your brother would kill me."

"Oh, isn't that Tobio and that chibi from Karasuno?"

"Huh? Why are they here? They're not-"

"Whoa. That dark aura though. Well, then! We have to document this rare chance of Kuroo getting beat by Natsu-chan's brother and her brother's boyfriend! Until next time! Semi-chan, wave goodbye!"

"I had fun… Thank you."

"Wait, wait- I didn't mean… Oh my gosh. Nooo!"

Next guests: Ennoshita Chikara and Kyotani Kentaro.