Chapter 2: Seeking Void
Right, so, things went to shit -astheyfuckingdo- and Janey, Jakey, Dirk, and I all died. Now, normally dying is a bad thing, but given we got these sick pwros (*powers). And I got these bitching Jammies, it almost makes up for the fact I fell off the wagon and got plastered. Almost being the operative word, here. True, we were all candyrific and stuff, but seriously? I work my ass for months to avoid drinking, and then as soon as colorJake offers me a martini, I down it like a starving dude with bread.
Jegus fucking Troll, you'd think I'd have better control, especially after I became the ONLYGODDAMNONETOTAKERESPONIBILITYFORSHIT. My BFF-sey decided to off and wander for BakeCraft or something, and Movie boy and the Flaming Irony had issues and started avoiding each other. Actually, it makes a lot of since (*sense) that I wanted to get wasted, having to deal with these dorks. Anywey, All these new peeps were supposed to be rolling in later, but lo and behold, the fucking BatterWitch corks us all and swills the wine. I hate that bitch.
"BARK. Make the orb before I return, Roxy. This is your only warning." Oh right, this DarkBark was telling me to do something with my mysterious Void-ey pwros (*powers). I looked down at the painfully glittery pink scrapbook in front of me, to see a weird ball with spieks (*spikes) in different shades of orange pokin' out all over the wherever. I'd just missed the entire explanation, so had no idea what to do, but I sat apple martini style (*applesauce) and focused my wicked Void-ey Majyyks or some shit and what did I get? This fucking green blockey blob. Like, forty-three times in a row. I got bored, so I made this coolsio pyramid. The dark was calming to me. Which is weird, cause the dark usually frieked (*freaked) me out. Not because I'm scared of the dark, just because.
So, there I was, in mah zone, all Void-ey-ness, and stuff, when I get interrupted by this masculine voice -jeguschristitsoundedlikefuckignchocolateandiwantedtobathinit- asking about a peoples.
"Hey, I'm supposed to be looking for a girl named Roxy?"