Thank you for the follows and favourites ^^ I do ask for more reviews because I am a bit of an overachiever and appreciate some criticism. I do apologise for not updating this fanfic for the past couple of months. For that reason, I do hope you enjoy this chapter my intention was for you to forgive my absence. The story has become more perverted and for that I do intend that it stays classy yet erotic but funny at the same time. Enjoy! ^^


The birch woods made a clunking noise when the door and its frame joined together. A millisecond after, a buttoned up blouse in a light baby blue colour was thrown on the oak wood flooring. The purple laced up bra soon followed, revealing her tan coloured nipples. Her lips locked with a sassy brunette but unlike kisses you heard from a romance novel, this was was pure lust. A black bra-like top flew across the room, next to Laki's blouse, showing off another pair of breasts only smaller in size but darker in nipples. The two females bosoms were pushed together, letting their bodies touch. The brunette was the first to make a move, slamming the shy one with specs on wall where there were chains attached.

"You really like S&M, don't you?" Cana stated, while gently putting her wrists in the straps. However, before Laki could respond, the wild one put her thumbs and index fingers on her nipples and squeezed them, causing her to scream.

"Whip me!" She suggested, moving her head to the direction of what wasn't like an ordinary horse whip one could find in a sex shop. It was made of strong material. Cana picked it up and placed the grip in between her teeth, using her hands to completely undress each other.

"I bet you wished Lucy was at least bi." Cana pointed out, as she finished taking off the purple haired ones knickers. "She has really nice tits. And nice pink nipples."

"I sometimes grope myself to the thought of them and her using her whip on me." She responded.

The brunette gave a smirk then playfully slapped the side other woman's hips with the whip.

"Bad girl for fapping to Lucy." She joked, giving some more spanks.

Laki let up a loud scream of pain and pleasure. A stronger slap would have been preferable, but the purpose was not to cause harm. The brunette examined the whip differently and placed it in between the legs. She let the smooth surface grind carefully against her clitoris. Laki's knees buckled as she enjoyed the sensation. After a couple minutes, the sassy one tossed the whip aside went on her knees. Lifting one of the shy one's legs unto her shoulder, her tongue went for her vulva with lips big enough to play with. Her lips went for her clitoris as she became to suck, tasting her sweet but slightly salty taste. With each orgasm, she squirmed, trying to free herself from the restraints, but the tug back feeling made it more enjoyable. Before she could have a final climax, Cana took her out of her chains and placed her on the bed, facing each other. The women wrapped their arms and legs around each other and let their hands stroke their bodies, sensually from the back of their shoulders to their breasts and vaginas. Their tongues rubbed against each other in another passionate kiss.

"What kind toys do you have?" She questioned, as she gave a peck on a neck.

Moving Cana aside, she placed her hands together and called out, "Wood Make: Double ended dildo." A sturdy curved chunk of wood was conjured that was smooth with a wax coating to ensure safety. The pair sat with their vaginas facing each other while the brunette grasped the dildo from the middle. Scooting towards each other, they both inserted the wood and danced back and forth, getting faster and faster. Laki had experience building sex toys as it caressed their g-spots and clitorises at the same time with an intuitive touch of a woman. Right before the two both let out a final orgasm, they grasped the bed sheets and let out a cry of pleasure. Flopping backwards on the bed, she could still feel the sensation of the dildo in her. Laki, with all her strength gone, had the dildo disappear and collapsed beside her partner, reaching her arms around her breasts. She could see Cana's nipples still upright while hers were softly pressed against her side.

From an upside down view, she noticed the bookshelf. Most of the were horror and some of them banned, but a stack of books resting on the shelf not yet in an order caught her eye. 'Delilah's Cave of Wonders' and 'His Sword and Her sheath" were some of the titles.

"Aren't those Erza's romance novels?" Cana asked, catching her breath while lazily pointing to the bookshelf.

The one with the spectacles looked up but couldn't unlock her embrace.

"Oh ya, Erza gave me some of them before she exited out."

Cana immediately jolted up, causing Laki's arms to slide down.

"Erza moved out?"

"Yes, she said she broke a rule that she couldn't be the dorm manager and told me I could use these as a single woman." Laki pointed out, lifting herself up. "They are okay wank material and I could use something different in my book cabinet."

"Single woman...broke a rule" Cana was cluing in, with her finger to her chin. Her eyes lit up as she gave a smirk. "Erza had sex with Jellal in this dorm!"

Laki's jaw almost dropped. Due to Erza being strict on the rules, she though it was a minuscule. Boys in the dorm was extremely taboo, which she did not mind because she could still have her cake and eat it too.

"When are you going to tell people you're gay?" Cana asked, tossing her body back unto the bed. "Everyone was warm when Freed came out of the closet. Heck, everyone knew I was bi when I was a teenager."

Her mouth wanted to open up but no words could escape. Remembering growing up and people calling her "dyke" and other hurtful words were in the back of her mind. They were rumours told before she discovered herself but she knew even back then she always loved a woman's figure. Her feminine energy, her soft breasts, and her cute vagina. A man's body and soul just couldn't compare. One day, she will tell her nakama, and try and find true love with a woman who gets her, just like the heterosexual couples. For now, she wanted to enjoy sex.


Viewing the crevices of the cork board, a woman in her late twenties with bleach blonde hair realised she was more interested in that than the jobs listed on the request board. Gone are the days of life-threatening adventures or at least challenges in the workplace. Now, the jobs seem effortless in comparison, which means less jewel than what she could accomplish. However, her lips twisted upwards: peace was what she had worked so hard and put her life on the line for that simple jobs were the best one could hope.

"Find anything good" A dreamy tenor voice was heard from behind.

"This finding a lost cat seems interesting." Lucy answered, twirling herself to face her husband.

The two of their eyes were locked unto each other while her cheeks started to fluster. The sex from the other day was what was needed in the relationship. Happy even started to ignore the two, which meant the past couple of days they couldn't get out of their bedroom. Similar to what their honeymoon was like. Even stubble started to grow on his chin.

"What do you mean you won't accept this?" A loud voice stopped their moment.

The married couple darted their eyes towards where the sound came from. By the bar, an elderly man with a tailored suit that didn't even have a speck of lint nor wrinkle in the fabric stood from his seat. His hands were firmly placed on the table so aggressively, it contrasted the delicate china that housed his tea. A kind hearted woman with long silver hair stood behind the bar with her eyes closed and hands raised. Natsu, immediately marched towards the scene with his eyebrows crossed. Lucy followed behind.

"What people do on their own time is none of our business." Mira replied, trying to remain calm and professional.

"But your guild members damage buildings all the time?" The man yelled. "All I'm asking is for is someone or someones to dismantle this building before it opens. No one is getting hurt."

The young chap changed the steps of his pattern. His eyes widened with excitement when he heard "dismantle" and "building". His mouth smiled and was about to open to accept this job request when Mira turned one-eighty. Her demonic eyes glared at the man while she leaned in, pushing him back.

"For the last time," she spoke in almost an octave deeper. "We are not going to destroy that building."

The gentleman's eyes were shot open in both fear and anger. His hands peeled themselves from the bar as he tried to maintain his composure but his legs and arms were slightly twitching.

"I can't believe you have the nerve to show your face in church." He insulted, in a condescending tone. "I do not understand why the priests allow some demon lady into a house of worship."

Natsu's fingers instantly curled into a fists. Fire igniting from his hands as his feet stomped towards the gentleman, causing Lucy to race towards her husband. Her tender hands on his wrists extinguished the flames. Instead of throwing fists, insults from afar had to suffice.

"You step into Fairy Tail and disrespect our members?"

This caused the individual to stop in his tracks. After a moment, he continued on his path for he could not be bothered with uncivilized manners. Since that was seen as a greater insult, The blonde lifted an arm in front, holding him back. Veins were seen in his forehead and his free bicep swung.

"Piss off, you fucking cock splat!"

The clicking of the oxfords the man was wearing was the only thing that was heard, followed by the door shutting. Lucy dropped the arm blocking him.

"Ignore him." Mira, back to her kind self, suggested. "He's just salty."

"What did he want?" Lucy asked, curiously.

"They are opening a swingers club not too far from here. That man held a lobby group to prevent it from opening but it's not illegal so there was nothing they can do."

Both Natus and Lucy's mouths opened while their eyes blinked for a moment.

"Swinger's club," Natsu spoke, slowly as he tried to understand the situation. "Why would anyone want to sleep with someone other than their wife?"

Her hand was still on his wrist, but slid to his. She was drawn to how warm it was. He interlocked the fingers, which caused her cheeks to go pink.

"Some people still want to experience sex in different ways with different people." Mira explained, while picking up the teacup.

"But why?" Natsu still tried to comprehend the situation. "I mean, Lucy is the most beautiful woman in all of the world. I wouldn't dream of making love to anyone but her because that is what sex is: it's love."

The speech made her squeeze his hand and stare into his deep black eyes. Hers started to tear up as she instinctively moved closer to him to feel his touch and his musky scent. Even Mira was moved with a big smile followed by an "aw." However, all of a sudden, a wrapper was thrown at them. His quick reflexes grabbed it and she noticed it was a condom.

The blonde glanced over to match the face of the culprit. Cana was seem sitting down at their table, approximately five metres away, with Levy and Juvia, all starring at the married pair making kissing gestures followed by a wave. Lucy's lips smirked as she let out a giggle. Her man leaned in and pressed his warm lips on her cheek.

"Have fun with the girls." He spoke in her ear.

Before she let go of his hand, she gave a big squeeze, letting all of her emotions into it. The flustered face could not wipe away the touch that was still felt from that kiss. Her legs plopped down into the vacant seat.

"Juvia agrees with Natsu." The stylish one commented. "Juvia could not sleep with another other than Gray-sama."

The brunette slammed back her drink before she could put in her opinion.

"Some of the best sex I've had was in threesomes." She disputed, honestly. "Then again, some of the worst sex was in groups. I've had great sex with certain people it just depends. Some people just aren't meant to be monogamous."

Everyone else at that table except for the one with blue, crumpled hair scrunched their faces out of uncertainty. The blonde was the first to argue back.

"I do agree that sex can be addicting. But, to get naked in front of another man and be so intimate, I couldn't do it."

It took her a long time to get comfortable in front of Natsu and the two have been through a lot in their relationship that just the thought of some strange man sent a shiver down her spine. Plus, Natsu's body had just the right amount of muscles to turn her on.

"What about a woman?" Cana suggested, trying to view her perceptive.

Juvia's face went almost as blue as her hair. Her lips crumpled while her eyes narrowed.

"Juvia doesn't like pussy."

Just the thought of going down on a woman and even looking her parts were just not appealing. Whenever she needed to touch inside her vagina for tampons, it felt awkward. A man in her eyes, however, had a perfect chest and nice muscles in the abs. His groin was suited for her taste as she enjoyed the thickness of his penis and his testicles completed the package.

"But it's nice and squishy!" Cana explained. "And playing with boobs is so much fun."

"I have enough trouble getting my boobs in clothing." Lucy laughed. "I think I've played with enough boobs in my life. Women aren't my thing."

Even though Cana knew the answer, she still had a hidden sigh of disappointment. There was a pause as Juvia and Levy took a slip of their drink. The brunette studied her friend from across the table, wondering why she never said anything. The second Levy glanced at her, her eyes were fixed on the empty mug.

"If that man wants the swingers club demolished, maybe we should guard it?" Levy proposed, in order to change the subject.

All of the women's eyes looked sideways as they pondered for a second and then each gave a nod.

"You and Gajeel should take the first watch." Cana suggested. "It opens tonight so they will probably do something then."

Levy's cheeks started to get warm as they became a rose colour.

"Me?" She questioned, playfully. "I guess."

Luckily, it passed as embarrassment and confusion on two of her friends, but the brunette knew there was something about that swingers club that sparked her interest.


"What do we do?" A brawny man with many piercings stood with his arms crossed.

The pair were situated outside what looked like a regular building in Magnolia. It was nestled between a butcher shop and a pharmacy on a major street in a commerce district. Though the shops had been closed, the streets were well lit and not even an ounce of rubbish was present. The structure was sound while the bricks looked like they had been paved recently. The only thing that stood out were the windows had been blacked out with velvet drapes so no one could see in nor out. The couples hopping into the building were darting in each direction and some had sunglasses, even though the sun had gone down two hours ago.

"It's just after nine-thirty in the evening." Levy pointed out, looking at her watch. "I guess it's too late for protesters."

Gajeel's eyes were narrowed, taking time to observe the situation while his legs and arms couldn't stop fidgeting. This made Levy sigh and have her back towards the side, unable to look at him. Whenever she opened her mouth to speak about his point of view on the club, her lips were sealed shut. Glancing at her watch again, it had been thirty seconds even though she swore it was five minutes from the last check.

"Do you want to go... in?" Gajeel asked, in a soft and monochromatic tone.

Her checks were on fire while her intestines felt as though they were about to burst open. Even though she turned to him, her eyes just stop starring at the cobblestone road.

"I mean, to for security reasons." He assured, while he stuttered with the words.

"Yes, that is a good idea." She spoke, with the words leaping from her mouth without brain movement.

Inching their way to the door, each step she could feel her heart pound, as if it were heard all over the town. Her legs halted for a moment. She always believed honesty was the best policy. Her mouth was heavy as she tried to speak.

"You remember I sorta had a three-way with Jet and Droy before I met you." She blurted out. "We didn't go all the way because I wanted my first time to be with someone special and I couldn't just choose between which one would be first and it was kinda a spur of the moment sort of thing but we did have oral."

His eyes and face glanced over towards her. It was like an elephant was dumped on her chest.

"I'm glad my first time vaginally was with you." She spoke, while nervously giggling.

One of his hands went on her shoulder. Just the touch seemed to be like weights lifting from her small bust.

"I love you, Levy." He confessed. "What you are into sexual, I will understand."

Her lungs took a deep breath as she said, "I love you too. I don't want to be with anyone else and though I don't know if I believe in soulmates, I think you and I are. The truth is I don't want to be with another man."

The expression on his face had one eyebrow raised but the other half seemed relaxed.

"But I kinda want to try it with another..." Her mouth was empty again even though her brain had the right word ready to speak.

"So you want to know what pussy tastes like?" He giggled, throwing an arm around her shoulder.

Taking a deep breath, she could feel her body starting to return to normal.

"What about you?" She questioned. "I mean, I don't mind if you want to test the waters. I think."

With his fingers, her chin was turned so she was facing his eyes.

"When I was at Phantom Lord I was with too many women all just for sex." He spoke, honestly. "I'm done testing the waters."

Their hands instinctively reached for each others while their lips went upwards in a smile. Without fear, they entered that building and changed into cotton robes that had been proved. The main room was almost pitch black save for the two lights near the walls on opposite ends roughly ten metres by five in length. The couple stayed by the doorway examining the situation. Four to five long sofas without backs were scattered. There were some end tables large bowls, what would normally be filled with candies but had condoms and dams with a sign above politely suggesting people use them. Even though the lights were pointed in that direction, the notice was barely visible. From what was seen, slightly more than ten were present, all with their robes fling on random locations.

"Isn't that..." the man with piercings asked, pointing to a couple in the corner.

With the dim illumination, she had wished her specs were present. However, she could make out the individual; his body type was very muscular and his golden hair reflected whatever light was in the room. The woman had her hands against the sofa as they were in the doggy style position. Figuring out the pair made her heart jolt as her legs felt like jelly.

"Laxus?" She answered, with her head tilted. "Hey, I buy fruit from that woman!"

Even though she could not see his reaction, she knew it was very similar to hers. However, what she was not prepared for was when two men showed up to greet Laxus and his partner, one by putting his penis in the woman's mouth, and the other in his ass. They both accepted the proposal without question and seemed to have a more pleasurable experience. Just viewing this caused Gajeel to place his hands behind himself, guarding his anus. Glancing all over the room, she could see groups of people having sex willing to just be with others and not worrying about gender or boundaries.

"I don't think I want this."

"Me too. Even though I like ass play, these penises conformed for sure I'm not gay."

In that second, the pair left the vicinity and quickly changed back into their regular attire. Leaving the building, they both shuttered in unison.

"I can never look at grapes the same way."

This caused him to chuckle as he placed a hand to his mouth and another around his stomach.

"What's funny."

He tried to answer but his diaphragm uncontrollably, making him kneel over as his mouth opened in laughter. Her arms crossed as her fingers taped on the elbow.

"You're..."He could only let one word out. "So cute sometimes."

His chuckling stopped as his almost teary eyes looked up towards hers, changing her irritated look into a flustered one. When he got up, his eyes were still locked on hers. Without saying a word, they embraced each other and pressed their lips. After a minute they broke off the kiss and paused for a moment before running back to their flat. Lily only saw them in the common area for a split second before they spirited for their bedroom. Their garmets were beside the doorway and they couldn't remember taking them off. When she was on the bed, he slipped inside of her and made love to her old school in the missionary position. The spicy adventure from earlier made her very lubricated and she knew she couldn't last very long. After wrapping her legs around his waist, she pulled towards him, causing him to go deeper. After a few minutes of thrusting and moaning, the pair both came at the same time, with their hands interlocked with each other. They looked at each other like they had never have before.

"Let's get married" He proposed.