A/N: 'Im so sorry! I am a terrible author for not updating. There are some readers who check every day... I'm so sorry! Just to let you know I'll try to update every weekend, so you guys don't have so check every day, okay? You can blame me for not updating. Through school has something to do with it and boys... but you don't have to be bothered with my love-life problems (I don't think I have one but stil) So thanks to all the people who followed or reviewed or favourited (that's not a word, is it?) I think it took 2 weeks to write this chapter. Here's a new chapter of The Mockingjay!

Katniss pov.:

Wait to kiss me? I pulled away and before he could even blink his eyes I slapped him. Who does he thinks he is!

"Auw! What was that for!"

"Eum, I don't know. FOR KISSING ME!"

"You said that I had to make you shut up so I did"

"You are an idiote"

Cato was about to answer when a very angry looking finnick and a smirking Uncle H walked on deck.

"CATO WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING" yelled a furious Finnick.

"What does it seems like? Talking." Cato answerd.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"

"Jeez, Finnick. Don't get your panties in a twist but you already had a chance to kiss her so it was only fair I could kiss her too."

"No it isn't! She kissed me! You kissed her! You should back off now, she's min-"

I cut him off before he can finish that sentice, I really didn't want to hear it "ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SERIOUS?!" This is the second time you talk about me like I'm an fucking object! I'm here too you know, since you guys joined our crew, you only caused me and my friends trouble. So please, stop ruining my life. I was completly happy before you all came and attacked our ship."

Cato and Finnick looked ashamed and embarresed. Serves them right. I look over Haymitch who was looking approving at me. We hear Thom yell from above us, oh yeah he had a shift in the .

"Enemy ship in sight! Glittery vampire wannabes in sight!"

Well Thom, perfect timing. Me and uncle H exchange a look and I run to my cabin were all my wapons lie.

I first but my knife belt on an put a couple knifes in them. I also took my sword out. Now I think about it, the last time I used this sword was also against those vampire wannabes. Katniss focus. You're going to fight really soon. Stop thinking unimportant things. So I picked a bow and arrows and swung them around my shoulders. I also put some extra knifes in my combat boots and a small pocketknife between my breasts, I mean why not use the space when you have it? Before I run back on deck I took one of my pistols with me.

When I arrived back on deck I stood beside Uncle H, who, also, had some extra wappons with him. Behind us our crew started to organise. I'm actually happy the Cullen-clan floated by just now. So I don't have to yell at those excuses that call themself men. I hear someone walk closer to me and Haymitch, I wanted to snap but then I see it's just Gale.

"So Catnip, happy you can finally kick that glittery pirate's, what was his name? Eduwardo or something?, ass?"

"Hell yeah! He was the one that broke my favourite bow!"

"Ow yeah, you couldn't stop cursing for a couple of weeks. It was very amusing."

"Oh Hawthorne, don't make me use this nice pistol on you."

"Alright, alright, no need to bring violence into this. Just put that thing away you can use it in a few minutes okay?" I made a big goofy smile and said with a sweet voice "Okay, GalyWhaly" He walked away while muttering something about woman and there emotions.

While me and Gale where talking the Cullen ship had come close enough for us to jump on it.

I look closer and see that asshole that broke my favourite bow standing terrified on the ship's deck. Serves that basterd right. I look at their crew and I realise they are all just as terrified as bow breaking basterd over their. I start laughing, they all look at me and some even reconise me, the others just look at me like I'm crazy.

"What're you looking at! Never saw a woman laugh?" I snap, their captain wants to response but I just say "Don't bother, you're to dumb to understand, glittery vampire wannabes."

"Kat, calm down. Let me deal with this" Haymitch says, clearly giving me a warning.

"Fine" I mutterd. One Haymitch's count our crew throws some ropes with hooks at the end of them at the other ship. When the hooks are stuck, we pull so that their ship comes closer to ours. Boggs and Cinna lay a plank or two on the edge of our ship and on their ship, so that we can walk over them with ease. Me and Haymitch walk over them first. When my feet hit their deck I see that it is incredible dirty and covert with glitter and fake blood, at least I think so, I don't believe it is real blood they can't even kill a fly.

Our whole crew stands behind me and Uncle H, looking threating and strong. I put my chin in the air, looking down on them with my hand on my sword. Their captain clears his throat, asking our attention. We turn our heads and stare at him, making him uncomfortable.

"hello fellow pirates. Not that I want to be rude but what is your reason to invade our lovely ship?" I snort. "Lovely?"

"Don't listen to my sweet little niece, but we got a couple of messages from other ships. They say you and your crew are being a bit guardlessly with your attacks. And you are all just stupid, you can take offence of that" they look taken back but some are still looking at me with lust full eyes. "Creeps" I say to them. They grin widly at me and I roll my eyes.

"Uhh, we don't know what you mean." Eduward says.

"Oh for gods sake, you guys are to dumb for your own good, so we are here to kill you so you don't kill somebody with your stupidity. And you! Edwardo or something! You broke my favourite bow! Just to let you know, you're gonna pay for that." I yelled at them.

A hugh guy staps forward "I want to see you try"

"If you want to." I pull my sword out and stap forward. with a swung of my arm I make a deep cut in his chest. He screams in pain and jumps forward. I use his head as support to jump over him and I make a salto before I land. The guy falls on his face and I swung my sword to stuck in his back, but he rolls over and kicks my feet away under me. I first fall on my hands, what scratches them open adn they are bleeding. Now I'm mad. I stand up and walk to him, really slowly. If I stand right before him I knee him in his balls and shoot him in the head with my pistol. His blood flies everywhere, I'm covert in it. Gross...

Behind me some guy shouts in a very girly voice "No Emmett! My love!"

Oh they are gay too? Jezus. Save us from these idiotes.

"Whose next?" I yell. They take all a huge stap away from me. Babies, what kind off pirates are they?

"So we have to start? Okay, what you want. Men! Attack!"

And the hell breaks loose.