Alright! Alright! Alright! How is everyone this fine evening! Im not gonna bore you with my banter so just...
ENJOY!
Totally should have thrown her over the bridge. After leaving the store with over 10 rolls of toilet paper and a cart, we continued down the road.
With me pushing the cart, Isabelle sat in it with the rolls spewed out all around her.
She hummed quietly to herself. I broke the silence with a question.
"So what's next chief."
"Next darling, we find a victim." She said, then continued to hum.
After more walking and more casually banter we found the perfect house.
It was the color beige with dozens of flowers strewn all over the lawn. A beautiful porch with tiny knick knacks everywhere and even a welcoming sign on the door. This all told me this was either an old lady's house or a woman with twenty cats and over ten dating website profiles.
Isabelle jumped right out of the cart. Barefooted and determined she grabbed two rolls. unwrapped them then started swinging.
The first one hit the roof then unrolled all the way down the side of the house. Sprawled out all over her bushes and flowers.
The second had hit the porch roof.
Giving me a goofy smile she looked like she was having the time of her life.
"Come on! Look alive! Grab some!" She said laughing as she ran around and continued to throw more and more rolls.
Laughing along with her I joined in and threw a few of my own.
Once we ran out of toilet paper we took a step back and looked at the beauty we had created.
The house looked a mess.
Most of the toilet paper had landed in her bushes but the ones that did make it on the roof did damage.
The laughter stopped one the porch light went on and an elderly woman stepped out on to the porch.
Called it.
We clearly had been having so much fun that we forget this was actually a felony.
"Who's there?" The old lady said from the porch.
Taking this opportunity to escape Isabelle jumped back in the cart and with me driving we ran/rode down the road never turning back around.
TP a house with a beautiful girl.
Great memory...
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