All Good Things Must Come to an End

Chapter 7

Does eternity mean eternity?

Perry is lounging on his lounge chair. A cloud screen turns on revealing Major Monogram's face.

"Agent P! There is something wrong. There must have been a glitch in the heaven – hell sorter. Despite Dr. Doofimshmertz's evil lifestyle in his early life, deep down he was really a good guy. His change of heart later in life should have sent him here, but instead, he ended up down there. I need you to go down there and figure out the situation", Major Monogram greeted.

A portal then opens up under Perry. He falls into it and lands in hell.

An angel walked by Perry's heavenly cubicle. He noticed that Perry went missing. "Hey where's Perry?", the angel asked.

The jingle "Doofiinshmertz Evil Doo-oom" can be heard.

As Perry landed in Hell, Dr Doofinshmertz notice him land in front of him. "A ghost platypus?", he asked, not recognizing Perry. Perry puts his hat on. He is slightly annoyed that even in afterlife, Dr Doofinshmertz does not recognize him without his hat.

Dr. Doofinshmertz exclaimed," Perry the ghost platypus! What the hell are you doing here? Haha, get it because, well you know. I guess it is not so bad. You get used to the eternal fire. And the hard floor. They don't even have any cable t.v. or wi-fi here. Actually there are no computers or t.v.s here either. Well there is one computer. But it is in the main office. And only the main man the devil can use it. So I am stuck here doing nothing but burning in this eternal flame."

Perry points to the main office.

Dr Doofinshmertz asked,"We should go in there? But we are not allowed to go there."

After some time of stareing at Perry and noticing his insistence of taking Dr Doofinshmertz over to the office, Dr: Doofinshmertz realizes what is going on. "Oh, I see. If we hack into the Devil's computer, we can possibly find a way to send me to Heaven.", He declared.

Perry and Dr. Doofinshmertz sneak over to the office. There are two red men with pitchforks guarding the office. The first guard scolded them,"Hey! You can't go in there!" The other one agreed,"Yeah, only the big man himself can go in."

So, Perrry and Dr. Doofinshmertz walk away. Then they find some red clay and an old pitch fork. Suddenly, they have an idea.

Perry hides in Doofinshmertz's lab coat while Doofinshmertz grabs some red clay and rubs it on his face. He then picks up the old pitchfork. They wait for the Devil to leave his office. Then after a few minutes, they walk up to the entrance of the office.

The first guard was surprised to see the Devil come back."Devil, back from break so soon? £

Doofinshmertz nods his head. After being let in the office they look at the computer. There is a file labeled "new entries". They scroll through the files until the one labeled "Heinz Doofinshmertz" Doofinshmertz clicks on it and a profile opens. On the top left corner is his picture. Just below his name it reads "49% Good; 51% Evil".

Perry notices the Devil is walking back to the office. He pulls on Doofinshmertz's jacket.

Dr. Doofinshmertz, realizing the situation," Oh, we better get out of here" he declared.

They find a back exit to the office and quickly sneak out.

Dr: Doofinshmertz then states," Well, that's it. I am 51% evil. But I do have 49% good in me. If I want to go up there I have to make myself more good than evil. I know I will make myself a good versus evil-inator. When I zap myself, I will switch my evil side with my good side and I will be able to go up there. And reside in the Tri State Heaven Area!"

Dr. Doofinshmertz started collecting rocks and coal, and other lost objects he found. He attempted in making his good versus evil-inator. After what seemed like an eternity- which was actually 4 hours, he completed what looked like a pile of rocks. There was one small rock on the side. He intended to push it, but the whole thing fell apart.

Dr. Doofinshmertz exclaimed,"Man! This is harder than I thought."

***to be continued***