Hope you guys enjoy this one where i decide Toothless was a Witch and with different color of hair, eyes, and skin and that's all i can tell for now sooooo enjoy and R&R. Ja ne.

"What do you mean? 'I hear a Witch?" Rapunzel asked. "Does that mean there is one?!" She soon panics because of her personal experience with one and raise her gun and high alert incase some are just around the corner.

"Oh great!" Jack complained "Those things are nasty! And I'm not just saying this because I just almost get killed by one"

"And they keeping getting uglier and the reason for you to almost become ribbons, is because you think the one we encounter those pass few days was a survivor and you try to 'woo' it like any other Bastards jerk playboys do." Merida said. "And the last one we saw was an old lady."

"I saw one…She was our good neighbor next door." Rapunzel said with a hint of sadness. "Do you remember Mrs. Wakeman Merida?"

"Oh yeah, she always give us cookies and babysit us when our parents was going for something." Merida said with a smile.

"I saw two that looked like they were kids." Elsa said in disturbed expression. To see children afflicted by this disease didn't fell right to her.

"But let get back on track I only saw that one from earlier. It was right before we met Hiccup." Jack said.

"I steer clear from them. I hate what they say." Hiccup said with a serious expression on his face and looking around for one.

"What they say? You mean those things can still talking?" Elsa asked and disbelief that zombies they encounter can communicate with each other but she wonder if they can speak like her Hiccup.

"All of the zombies can talk. It's not just like has fluent just like mine and you guys can't hear it." Hiccup said.

"What do they say?" Jack asked. "Is like? caveman speak? Or was it normal like humans? LIVING HUMANS if you're going to counter it."

"Let me guess. Something with 'Brains'? 'Meat'?" Merida joke.

"Just the regular zombies." Hiccup said. "The special ones have a…bit of bigger vocabulary. Because of that, I found out that they like what they're doing. Boomers, those are the ones that look like a mutated sumo wrestler those guys like to vomit on you just to watch you all go 'ewww' and to watch you struggle with the zombies. If you see one? Make sure you didn't get puke on, their 'vomit' or 'puke' will attract zombies like a laser pointer to the cat."

Rapunzel, Merida and Elsa have a disgusted expression. Because they saw one from these pass ten days and gross out while Jack have an annoyed expression because he encounter one of those and not just see it but also being puke on too. But they didn't say their thoughts and let Hiccup continue on their current subject.

"Are you serious? Merida asked as she raised an eybrow.

"Dead serious." Hiccup said. "No pun intended. Hunters talk about what prey they can tear apart next. Those are the ones who wear hoodies with 'shining glowing eyes' and having a tape on their wrist and ankle for speed or something or maybe it's just their style. I don't know I don't go asking to figure it out."

"Hoodies? Hey Jack maybe if you turn to a zombie. You might turn to these Hunters, huh?" Merida teased while looking at Jack making him look her.

"Oh sure! Just because I wear a hoodie let's judge when I been turn too. I will be turn be a Hunters and maybe you will be turn to something that can throw fire at us using your hair." Jack said and before Merida playfully retort on him Hiccup cut off her.

"Well let's just hope there is nothing such thing like that. Because it will be troublesome if there is one." Hiccup said. "Anyway, you all know the Smokers looks like those guys love dangling their victims off of rooftops until they stop kicking. Jockeys the one that Elsa called 'Get this fucking thing off me!?' by the way I didn't know you had it on you Elsy?" Making Elsa froze and blushes madly because not just about Hiccup comment about her cursing the thing but also the nickname he called her and while Merida and Jack can't help but laugh shortly and Rapunzel just shake her head with a smile on her face.

"Hey, if you guys was the one being 'riding on' and were in middle of the horde so I presume that all of you will doing the same too." Elsa said defending herself while Merida and Jack just continue quietly laughing.

"Anyway, those guys like to chat about 'new rides'." Hiccup continue while making the still laughing Merida and Jack to force themselves to laugh quietly to not attract any attention while Elsa giving them a glare that said 'Don't you two even dare' while Rapunzel just patted her shoulder to calm her a bit which she give her a thankful smile. "Then there is this I called Spitters, they love to see your flesh burn off, they look like the average and common zombies around but the only give away that they're Spitters? Is their mouth that suck up inside their mouth like they eaten a whole peeled lemon and eat it or something more sour that making their lips suck inside and spittle of acid dripping down their chin. And lastly the Chargers just like ramming things a head of them."

"What about Tanks and Witches?" Rapunzel asked.

"They're different. Tanks don't say anything; they're just going on blind strength and smash everything. And Witches…they vary from Witch to Witch only. Base on my observation I also didn't want to asked them too."

"Do you know why they cry." Jack asked after he and Merida recover from their laughing.

"How about why they attack us if we get too close?" Merida asked she too wonder why those kind of zombies attack them.

"They cry for a different reason just like I told you earlier. Sometimes I hear them-…Incoming!" Hiccup shouted as he took out his sword. Everyone then looked around to see a horde of zombies coming at them from everywhere. While they were fighting, Hiccup would say if a special zombie was close.

"Jack! Hunter at you six and its looks like it wants to recruit you!" Hiccup shouted.

"I got it!" Merida yelled as he got behind Jack as the Hunter jumped. She waited until it was close enough before blowing its head off with a shotgun blast. "Merry Christmas." The fighting kept going on until they stopped coming.

"Let's discuss this after we reach the next safehouse!" Elsa said as they walked through the alleyway, through a kitchen, and out into a parking lot.

"Where to now?" Jack asked.

"Look guys! a lift!" Rapunzel said as she spotted a lift. "We can use that to get to the roof."

"Get ready. I have a feeling another horde's gonna come running when we start it." Merida said as they walked over onto it.

"Meet you guys at the top!" Hiccup said as he climbed up one of the roof beams with ease and was now looking at them. 'What's taking you guys so long?"

"Another perks of being a zombie and from your being a vigilante job huh? Rapunzel asked. Hiccup just smile as Merida hit the button and can't help but stare at Hiccup's smiling face and so does Elsa. The lift started raising them into the air as another howling could be heard in the distance. "Here they come!" Soon, all of them were now blasting away at every zombie that came close to them.

"Boom!" grunted a Boomer from above them all. They all looked up just in time to see it vomit all over Merida."

"UGH! GROSS! FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I HATING THIS OOZE THING!?" Merida complained as Elsa knocked the Boomer away before blasting it to pieces. It was too late though, for every zombie was now aiming for Merida. "Get off me! A little help here guys!"

"Stop whining and keep shooting!" Elsa shouted as they shot all the zombies. The zombies knocked Merida down before they started pummeling or clawing her.

"HELP!?" She shouted before Hiccup slashed the last of them.

"Come on Mer! Get up!" Hiccup said as he helps Merida to her feet.

"Ugh. I'm hurt damn those things, why not they're supposed to be those weak, mindless, walking zombies instead not with a strength of a professional boxer or wrestler!" Merida said groaning on pain as they all keep walking. They walked until they go to the window and into the warehouse. Elsa found some painkiller pills and gave them to Merida, who took them to keep from using her first-aid kit. They kept on walking through the building, down the stairs, and finally through a man-hole into the sewers. "I hate sewers! Even I watch my favorite action movies when some of them using the sewers to escape some people of something."

"You and me both but instead of thinking that? Be glad they are those things that are not worse than the special ones. And my nose is on fire! Hiccup said as he pinched his nose close. "Stupid heightened smell." Merida and Jack chuckled while all of them began to explore the sewer. "Which way are we going?"

"That way." Elsa said as she led them through the putrid tunnels of shit and piss. After some walking, Elsa spoke. "Look for a manhole cover. The hospital's above us."

"Wow, for a girl being dubbed the "Ice Queen' and top in the class? You sure know what things you should do." Hiccup said. "I mean every girls I observe you, Rapunzel and Merida are not complaining where we are now. Most girls will, by just seeing the entrance to the sewers will go. 'EEEEWWW! I'M SOOO NOT GOING IN THERE!?' or maybe 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I AM NOT GOING IN THERE!? WHY NOT WE GO TO MALLS INSTEAD?! WHAT EVER YOU DO I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!?'" He said while making his voice high try to imitate a feminine voice of a girl. "Something like those in a line, but you three? Well I'm not complaining and I'm glad me and Jack were with you three instead some shallow and his panic girls instead."

After Hiccup said those making the group laugh shortly and Jack couldn't agree for more and especially how Hiccup describe how other girls will do or say something like that, and if they travel with other girls instead Elsa, Merida and Rapunzel? Well he can tell that he and Hiccup will be crazy to all the complaints and other things like those kinds of girls will do while him and Hiccup try to protect them from the zombies and maybe do all the everything instead doing it as a group.

"Yeah, imagine if you three are not the ones with us and some bunch of wenches was with us. I will bet all my supplies that Hiccup and I are the only one will do the work right, Hiccup?" Jack said.

"Ohhhh, yeah those will be our death." Hiccup said. "By the shouts, yells, screaming, and complaining loudly to attract the zombies to us. And I'm really grateful that we're with you girls." Making Elsa and Merida can't help but blush about Hiccup's compliments to them.

"Oh, you guys are sweet were too are glad that we're group up with you two. Instead of some playboys and bastards that will take any advantage of this situation to do something on girls they got interest too." Rapunzel said.

"Yeah couldn't agree more with you Punz. I hate it if we were grouping with perverts, playboys and bastards people that will do anything to get on us girls pants or skirts." Merida said and boy she is gladly with Hiccup right now, even he was a zombie now. She's not complaining has long he's with her she's good.

"Yeah, I'm so glad too we were with you guys." Elsa said. "You two not thinking anything funny now do you?" She narrowed eyes staring at their two only guys on their group and saw shaking their heads vigorously while thinking. 'I don't mind if it's Hiccup, but Jack? Well I might give him a chance if we didn't encounter Hiccup even he's a zombie now he's still have my heart for him. But I'm content with Hiccup's here and I know he will not do something like that. Because he didn't risk his live making our city safe from criminals and such other things that with ill intent on the people here.' Snapping out of their day dreaming about Hiccup Elsa told them that they should get moving now.

"Yes sir!" Hiccup said with a salute before running off and laughing. He and the others were shooting the surrounding zombies.

"Found one." Jack said as he began climbing up the ladder to the street. The others soon followed up to a street full of zombies. The zombies were the problem though because the wailing that Hiccup heard before was closer. Much closer."

"I hear her now." Merida said.

"No? Really?!" Hiccup said in sarcasm and he can't resist although he receive a slight hit on the head. While the rest of the group chuckle at this action. As they mowed down the zombies around them after they got rid of the zombies they walked into the hospital.

"I don't see her." Rapunzel said as their eyes were darting that the Witch was sitting inside the Saferoom.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me!" Merida whispered as they shut off their lights. The Witch's back was to them all as she was slumped over crying. They quietly shut the door and backed away. "How are we gonna get in there?!"

"I'm thinking!" Elsa said as they just hung around the outside if the room while Hiccup reached into his pocket and pulled a small purple pouch.

"What's that?" Rapunzel asked as Hiccup reached into the pouch and put whatever was in there in his mouth.

"Candy, Bubblegum, sweet stuff." Hiccup said as he chewed. "Helps me think." He said. "That, and I'm scared." Nodding his head on the door where the Witch is.

"I have three questions for you, Hic." Jack said. "One, are you still feeling hunger and two are we safe from your hunger." Receiving a glare from the sentient zombie while chewing and make him raise his hands in front of him. "Just checking, and lastly Mind sharing? I'm scared too!"

"One, yes am still feeling hunger, two, yes you are safe and I didn't see you guys as any kinds of food with arms and legs with guns in front of you or when you're talking instead I'm not seeing talking food like a cheese burger opening its buns while talking and lastly sure." Hiccup answer as he poured some into Jack's hands. "Anyone else?" he asked and see the girls looking at him and give them a look while shrugging his shoulder that said 'What?' after a moment they all too held out a hand as Hiccup split the bag between them all.

"Mmmnn…It's hard to find anything edible anymore." Rapunzel said. "Anything that isn't canned anyway and every convenient stores, supermarkets and other places that stuck food was running over with hoards of zombies."

"Yeah I agree with you there Punz. I kill for a cheeseburger, still thanks Hic." Merida said.

"No problem just don't kill us for that." Hiccup joking said and before they could enjoy the candy though, Elsa told them to be quiet.

"Shhhh...Listen." She said. Everyone shut their mouth as they listen.

"I don't hear anything." Merida said.

"Exactly." Elsa said as Rapunzel's eyes widened.

"The Witch…Isn't crying." She said everyone was now looking at the safehouse door.

"She's not groaning either." Jack said. "What's going on?"

"Shh!" Elsa said. "I'm gonna take a look."

"I'll go too." Hiccup said He and Elsa slowly crept over towards the door before they stood up and peeked inside the room. Both just stood there staring at her while the others waited impatiently.

"Well?!" Merida whisper.

"She's standing…and it looks like…she's sniffing the air." Elsa said look at the Witch sniffing around for something but don't know what.

"She's…not bad looking either." Hiccup said as he looked at her. The other two stared at him like he was crazy and from the other two members of the group while disbeliefs, jealousy, shock and panic on the other two. Before walking over as well they looked inside to see he was right. Her hair, eyes, body and skin was different though, but she has the same clothing, blood-stained claws, just like any other Witches they encounter before she was slim with a C or D-cup and long legs. But her hair was midnight black unlike other Witches instead ash white, her eyes instead red? It was toxic green and finally her skin instead ash grey? It was creamy white. They didn't dwell on this because they have a problem right now except for Hiccup and Jack who are busy looking at their doom namely the Witch. (A/N: Hey can't blame them if they can't look away if there is a hot girl in sight and their Guys every guys doing it well almost every guys and those things are hot except for the killing frenzy part.)

While the two boys continue ogling the Witch while there are two girls thinking otherwise, which are our Platinum and Red haired girls that who have a secret crush on our Zombie Hero. Their minds were running a mile for thinking that their Hiccup was having an interest for another girl that they dream that they should be them even she was a zombie like him. 'Oh no! His getting interested on another girl besides me I need to make my move soon or I will lose him!?' thought both of Elsa and Merida at the same time.

"Dude? Are you checking her out?" Jack said with teasing grin on his face because he finds a way to teased Hiccup. While Hiccup doesn't denied it and retort back on Jack.

"Hey, I'm technically dead too. Not a lot of women are gonna go for a corpse even without my undead personality." Hiccup said intentionally Dead Pun. While Merida and Elsa reply in their thoughts. 'I will go with you my Hiccup/Hic.' Biting their lower lips and get unnoticed by the boys except Rapunzel who struggle to giggle because of her female companion's crushing on their zombie friend. And yes she knows that her best friend Merida and Elsa had a crush on Hiccup, because she and Merida are best friends and she knows her since their kinder garden while Elsa well the first time they meet Hiccup she saw how Elsa was looking Hiccup just like how Merida looking at him before all of this happen.

They didn't have time any conversation to continue because when the Witch looked in their direction. All of them shut up before the living members backed away from the door. Hiccup stayed as the Witch approached the door while sniffing the air. She stuck her nose through the tiny window and kept sniffing all of them just stared at her while she kept sniffing.

"What's she doing?" Rapunzel asked.

"Is she smelling us?" Jack asked and sniffs himself and sniffs the one close to him which is Merida and make a silent gagging earning him a hit behind his head with her gun. While the others can't help snicker but stop because of the Witch on the door.

"Can't be." Elsa said. "None of the other Witches smelled us before." She said Elsa have theory when Hiccup told them that he can smell other zombies. Can other zombies smell other zombies? Or is it only the special ones like Hiccup and this Witch? Or something else attracted to them? But the other zombies didn't. Only the time when they heard loud noises or their guns shooting or yelling and shouting she wants to know what's attracting this Witch them.

"Then what's she smelling?" Merida asked as she chewed some bubblegum she blew a bubble before it popped, causing the Witch to gasp they heard it before it slowly dawned on them all.

"The candy?" Jack asked looking the ones on his hand.

"Only one way to find out." Hiccup said as he took a jawbreaker and placed it close to her nose. The Witch's nose immediately went towards it as it sniffed wildly before backing away from the door and slowly reaching her claw through the window. The other's looked ready to shoot until they saw the Witch's thumb and index claw take the piece of candy and disappear into the room.

All of them watched through the door as the Witch open her mouth which confuse them at first because the Witch doesn't have a single tooth on her gums and wonder how she can eat it without something can to crush it. "Huh? Toothless, I could swore every Witches and zombies even Tanks have te-" Hiccup didn't get finish his sentence because the Witch's open mouth suddenly popped up with sharp perfect white row of teeth and crunch it like it was nothing. "Wow. Strong jaw and retractable teeth who knew, right?"

"So they like candy?" Rapunzel asked.

"Don't know, but it gives me an idea." Elsa said and it will make it will go away from her Hiccup so she will not have any competition on him (If only she knew.). "Everyone, put the candy back in the bag." Everyone complied before Elsa showed the bag through the window. "Hey, wants more?" asked the Witch's eyes were glued to the bag as Elsa opened the door and throw the bag away from the room. The Witch immediately left the room and walked over towards the bag before carefully opening it and eating the contents. "Inside now!" Elsa whisper and they didn't need to be told twice before they all piled into the saferoom and shut the door.

"Phew!" all of them sighed before laughing.

"That was close!" Jack said as they all began to laugh and resupply.

"Yeah, nice thinking Elsa thought we're gonna have to fight that one and also thanks to Hiccup's candies." Rapunzel said and giggle.

"I always like that pouch." Hiccup said and sigh losing his favorite candy pouch. "I'm going to miss it though." Meanwhile Elsa after resupplying she approach him and hug him.

"Sorry for that but don't worry will find you a new one." She said while smelling him and silently sighing in content. Even he was turn to in a zombie he smell the same just like those shirt she "Borrow" from his locker on the gym the smell of mint, smoke and metal from his metal works on the school's club. While she take it home and wear it as a sleep wear and return it the next day which she didn't steal it but she only "Borrowed" it.

After that she slowly break up the hug and while everyone was unnoticed of her action except for the jealous red head scot girl that promise she will make a move or else she will lose him between Elsa or that Witch girl which she is glad is outside and her only competition was Elsa or is it? And return to their supply while Hiccup however stayed by the door and watched the Witch with curiosity before joining his friends as they all left out the other door. They kept going, not knowing what they had just sparked.