All Good Things Must Come to an End

Chapter 8

Does Eternity Really Mean Eternity? Part 2

After realizing you really can't make inators in hell, Dr. Doofinshmertz had to thing about how to make himself more good. Sudenly, there was a loud bang. Hell started to shake. There was an earthquake in the area.

The Devil announced," Attention all Hell residents, we are experiencing an earthquake. Please follow these evacuation instructions: Do nothing. There is no evacuation procedure because we are all in Hell. Thank you for your cooperation."

Rocks started falling. Dr. Doofinshmertz grabbed Perry and ran. Rocks kept falling behind them as they ran. They came to a rip in the ground. People started falling down the rip in the ground as it got bigger. Perry slipped and almost fell, but caught himself and began to hung over the cracked ground. There was lava in the crack where the ground was splitting.

Meanwhile in heaven Major Monogram was monitoring the portal to Hell. His assistant angel came by. Major, how is Perry doing?, he asked.

Major Monogram replied," It does not look good. He has not contacted us yet. If he does not return by midnight, he will spend eternity…"

Assistant Angel replied," You mean…"

Major Monogram responded,"Yeah, down there."

God was in his office. He was looking at his recently added profiles. He had control over all profiles of both evil and good souls. He came across Dr. Doofinshmertz's profile. He then noticed the part that said 49% Good; 51% Evil

God thinks to him self,"Hmm.. That does not seem right. He changed the setting so that it said 51% good and 49% evil."

Back in Hell:

With Perry slipping down the crack in the ground, which has grown to two feet wide, Dr. Doofinshmertz had to act quickly. He carefully scooted down and bent over trying to reach Perry. He could almost reach his hand, but he needed to get closer to reach him. He scooted closer to the edge of the crack and grabbed Perry's hand.

Just as he was able to scoop up Perry, both Dr. Doofinshmertz and Perry fell down the crack towards the lava.

Just before they fell into the lava and to eternal doom (worse doom of regular Hell), they rise up and float to heaven.

Doofinshmertz said to Perry," Oh wow, I guess saving you made my good score go up. Well we are safe now."

God greeted them,"Oh, There you are! I am sorry for the confusion. The afterlife computer must have glitched and sent you to the wrong place. All is fixed now. You are now able to spend eternity in paradise."

Major Monogram meets with Perry. "Thank goodness you are safe. Good job Agent P! You are now able to free to spend the rest of eternity in paradise."He stated.