Hi guys! It's Fast! First stop, I would like to apologize for not uploading at all, I got VERY lazy, second, for now on, if I upload any holiday chapters, I'll put them in separate series instead of putting it in the main
Natus: Are you actually going to to be trying to upload regularly now?
I'll try, and I uploaded a Halloween chapter the other day, didn't i?
Erza: but this one will be a normal chapter.
Yep! So anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter!
It's been a week since Gintoki and the odd jobs group has joined Fairy Tail, while there, they started to get attached to there fellow guild mates and they also did started to learn magic, but unfortunately, they don't have any money for food, or a propare place to stay, but where were they staying you ask?
"My house!" Lucy screamed to the top of her lungs, Gintoki had thrown strawberry milk cartons all over the floor, not to mention his discarded clothes and... Unmentionables along with them.
"What? I said I pick those all up later." Sakata was currently laying in her bed, with his pajamas on.
"Later was one week ago!" Lucy screamed out
"Hey, I was just send to another world, not to mention the Halloween party chapter we were just in, I still need time to recover" He explains, laying back on the bed
"We're back Lucy-Chan!" it was Shinpachi and Kagura who walked into the door with bags of food, Lucy smiled when they came back, she liked Shinpachi, they both put up with insane bosses and friends all the time (Shinpachi and Lucy developed a brother, sister bond because of this) and there also the most smartest, he puts the bag on the table.
"Did you get everything on the list?" She asked, looking in the bags.
"It should all be in there" he replied.
"There was no dried seaweed there." Kagura mumbled, sitting down on the bed with Gintoki
"Where's your sister Shinpachi-kun?" Lucy asked, taking the food out.
"She went out with Erza-San and Mira-San for a little while" Kagura answered her, both Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces went pale, it was bad enough that Otae was pretty much a gorilla when it comes to strength, but with her, along both Erza and Mirajean together, that's spelled instant death in their eyes.
"Ohh, how was magic training today?" Lucy asked, putting some meat in a cabinet.
Gintoki's faces when white.
"Umm, well..." Gintoki explained to them "Here's what happened..."
A couple of hours earlier
Erza was with Gintoki in the forest, just outside of the city, shine Gintoki was a samurai, she decided to train him to use require magic.
"Now pay close attention!" Erza yelled out to him, she was wearing a white military commander like uniform and was also holding a whip.
"Magic comes from your heart and your soul! To master it, your gonna have to train hard and long until you pass out!" The queen of fairies explained in her stern, commanding voice.
"Ye-yes ma'am..." Gintoki said, sweating a bit from the pressure Erza was giving him.
"Alright, now, first lesson, I'm going to teach you how to make a weapon appear right in the palm of your hands" she explained
"Sounds simple enough" he then notices something "Wait! Where's my sword?" He asked, looking around his body.
The red head smirked at Gintoki's question "I've hidden it somewhere."
"What!? Where did you put it!? I've been using it since episode one of my anime!" The white samurai bagged.
"That's gonna be your first lesson, your gonna have to require your wooden sword to get it back" she explained.
Gintoki smiled at Erza playfully "A gifted wizard and a hard teacher, I like your style already."
She nodded in response "Now, pay close attention" after that was said, Erza made a magic circle appear on the ground, Gintoki's eyes widen to see what happened next, a sword started to come out of the ground and go up right into the palm of her hand, she spins and parries it around.
"It.. It's like a spawn cheat code for a video game..." He mumbled to himself.
"Okay, for your first lesson, your going to require your wooden katana back." she explained
"Huh? But that looks to advance!" He protest, what if he messes up? Would he get his sword back in one piece? Would he get something else like some alien's head or some fake toy?
"It's actually more easier then you think, first, imagine the blade in your hands, then concentrate real hard on it being in the plam of your hand"
He hesitated for a second but then followed the red-haired girl's order, he thinks as hard as he can, imagining his katana in his grasps, he squints his eyes real hard and hears a sound of a katana going out of its case, he opens his eyes to see his trademark wooden weapon in his arms, he smiled at the trick he just pulled "I did it! I can finally do propare Magic tricks now!"
Erza clapped at the samurai "Very good Gintoki-San, but, that was just the first lesson, there's still more you need to learn." She then smirked having a mischievous though.
Gintoki was currently cheering at his success, not paying attention to Erza.
"Gintoki-San."
He was spinning his sword around in circles. Still paying no mind to the wizard "Yes! Do you have anything to say to the great samurai wizard, Sakata Gintoki!" He opens his eye and turned to Erza, only to see that she was Equiped into her Heaven's wheel armor, and all different types of weapons were floating in the sky near her, Gintoki had a "I'm gonna die" expression on his face.
"I wish to spear with you Gintoki-San, I heard from Lucy that you are a skilled swordsman" she grinned, giving him an aggressive look in her eyes "But I would rather see that for myself"
"Eh? Now? Wait!" Too late, Erza came charging at the samurai at full speed.
Ahhhhhhhh!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
End of flashback
Gintoki crawled up into a ball and shivered on the mattress from remembering the whole thing.
Lucy and the odd jobs crew just looked at him in shock.
"Welp... That's Erza for you.." Lucy said and goes into the kitchen to make dinner.
"She-she makes my sister look like a cake walk..." Shinpachi commented.
"Eraz-San is really powerful..." Kagura added
Lucy goes to the cabinets to see what to make.
"Well, I'm gonna get started on dinner, do you guys mind if you-" Lucy's eyes jumped out of her head, only to see Natsu and happy, sleeping in the cabinet, open boxes of food and crumbs all over there faces, he waves at the Celistail Mage.
"Your out of food Lucy..." The dragon slayer said with a full stmoach.
"Your the one who ate it all!" She screamed and throwed Natsu, along with his flying cat, they smashed the coffee table in her living room, breaking it on impact, he looks over to see Gintoki laying on the bed.
"Hiya Gintoki! How's the training going?"
This question makes Sakata's face go white once more. "You... You don't wanna know..."
Lucy walks in, dusting her hands off "Now I have to go shopping again, why are you here anyway Natus?"
He gets back up and takes out a flyer "This!" He shows it to them
Help wanted
We need a group of wizards that can save are village that's has been on a crime wave for the past week, along with several cases of kidnapping and strange events
Reward 5.000.000 jewel
Lucy looked at the poster "A crime wave?"
The odd jobs crew had jewel signs in their eyes "Five million jewel!?"
"Yep! that's... Umm" he counts with his figure "how much is that for person happy?"
"Beats me..." the blue winged cat replied.
"Uhh... Natus-San... I think it's one million for each of us" Shinpachi answered for him.
"Oh, right!" He giggled, getting back on his feet "I knew that!"
"What about me!?" Happy asked them.
"I'll buy you a bucket of fish with my cut, how's that sound?" Natsu told him.
"Fish!" Happy cheered.
"Well, I could use it for rent money." Lucy saids "not to mention Gin-San still needs his own place."
"I haven't been fighting in a while either." he requires his wooden sword "it'll be perfect to test out my new magic abilities."
"You only have one ability Gin-San." Shinpachi cleared up
"Who asked you? Four eyes!"
"Guys!" Lucy screamed and they stopped bickering.
"Can we go Gin-chan?" Kagura asked the samurai "They might have dried seaweed at that town!" She grabbed him by his night shirt "If I don't get any of it soon! I'll drag you out into the ocean and make you get it!" Not wanting to the young red-haired girl to go mad, Gintoki replied with.
"Okay! Will take the job Natus! Just make her stop!"
Later that day...
After they got dressed, left the house, got to the station and departed on the train to the town, Lucy, Natus, Happy, Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura were sitting together in a room, watching the country side.
Natus, like usual, was having motion sickness from the train ride, the odd jobs group, who were sitting across from Lucy and the sick Natus, just look as if nothing was going on.
Shinpachi was the first to speak up and asked.
"Uhhh... Lucy-Chan... Why is Natsu-San hanging out the window...?"
"He gets motion sickness very easily..." Lucy replied, pulling his body back in.
Gintoki then started to speck "So, umm... where are we going again?"
"It's a town called Rover Hills, they say that there's this new dark guild that's been terrorizing the townsfolk, and like the poster said, they even kidnap family's to be there slaves"
The four of them made a shocked face.
"En-entire families?" Shinpachi mumbled, Lucy nodded and continued "They use some kind of magic that restraints you, if you don't do what the wizard who's prafroming the magic spell, it causes the victim of the magic incredible pain."
"That explains how their getting robbed right under there noses, there afraid to fight back." Happy guested.
Gin was looking down on the wooden floor, he had a grim look in his eyes, the though of family being tooking away from him, made him remember something... "Sensei..." He mumbled quietly.
"What's wrong Gintoki?" Natus asked.
Gin's eyes shot upwards and he sits back up.
"N..Nothing..."
Later on, once they arrived...
The town of Rover hill was like any other city in Earthland, it had his homes, shops, bars and motels, but most of them were boarded up and closed down, the city's crime wave was wrost then the wizards though.
"Thank Mavis! It's finally over!" Natus cheered.
"Alright, let's check into the motel already." Gintoki saids, leaving the room
"Let's not be hasty Gin-San" Lucy said to the white-haired fighter.
"Would you relax" he said while walking out "It's not like I'm gonna-" he gets cut off by bumping straight into someone, Gin looked at the person in frustration "Will you watch where your-" Gintoki got cut off by who he shoved into, he looked to be a man in his age range, with the same body build as Gintoki, he has black, short spicy hair, black, serious looking eyes, and a cigarette in between his lips, he was wearing a dark blue like officer uniform, and also had a katana sword equiped to his side, it was obvious the two know each other.
"Sorry, I was just trying to light my-" the mans eyes widen when he saw Gintoki "Wh-what the hell are you doing here!? Sweet junky!" He asked.
"I was gonna ask you that! Mayonnaise addict!" Gintoki replied with a witty comeback.
"Now, now, Hijikata-San." another make voice said, this one sounded plane and somewhat quiet, the man, or teenage boy, was a bit shorter then the spicy- haired man, he has light brown straight hair, brown and reddish type eyes, and a plain expression on his face, he also had the same uniform and katana as Hijikata "It's unlucky that it was an assassin trying to stab your ass for me" He then took notice of the sweet tooth samurai "Oh, boss, I didn't expect to see you here, wanna make some money by finishing him off?"
"Quit trying to have me killed on this planet Sougo!" Hijikata rejected the boys plan.
"Will you both stop acting like children?" A third voice rang out, he walked over, revealing he was a very tall and stronger looking man, he had tanner skin then the two younger males, he has brown hair, which was slicked up in the middle, black eyes and a a gotea beard, he had
The same uniform and sword on the side just like like the two other males.
"What's going on Gin-San?" Lucy asked, walking out of the room, she noticed the three man confronting Gintoki, Shinpachi's and Kaguras had a bit of a shocked expression on their faces.
"K-Kondo-San?" He was referring to the more muscial man.
Sougo looked over at the others. "Ahh, The entire group is here. Didn't think you two would show up." he then takes note of Lucy and Natsu "and I see you met new playmates"
"There not just playmate! Idiot sadist!" Kagura yelled.
"Watch your mouth! Chinese girl!"
The two began to argue like playground kids fighting over a swing set.
"Wait, if Shinpachi-kun is here then that means..." Kondo made a joyful yet creepy smile, with added blood coming from his nose.
"Stop making this Fan fiction scarier!" Shinpachi demanded
"Seriously, it's like in the only mature one on here-" Hijikata gets cut off by his wrist watch going off "Oh, snack break" as he said that, he takes out a tub of Mayonnaise, removes the cap, and starts drinking it down, the two wizards were completely clueless on what's going on.
"Umm... Gin-San?" Lucy finally spoke.
"Yeah...?"
"Who are these guys...?"
Gintoki simply replied with...
"A junkie, a sadist, and a gorilla..."
End of chapter 5