The Shinsengum vs Black Mist
Hiya fanfic readers! It's fastback!
Firstly, my apologies for the delay on this chapter! and secondly, has anyone seen the newest Gintama anime lately? Oh man! We finally get to learn about Gintoki's past! Maybe will get some answers this season!
So enough of that, let's jump right in it! I hope you all enjoy this chapter! :)
Casey was running in pursuit of the hooded figure, who was incredibly fast, She was already running out of breath.
Meanwhile, Hijikata, Sougo and Kondo were faced with the three cloaked villain's.
"Now take those hoods off and show yourselves!" Hijikata ordered, making a fighters stance with his katana.
The three of them laughed "Very well then, but it'll be the last thing you'll ever see." The teenaged one said and all three of them removed there cloaks, throwing them into the air.
The brute is a male with a very, and I mean VERY long hair, a long head of hair, a very long gotee going down to his chest, he also had tan skin, black eyes, wearing a black denim vest, with a lot of chest hairs showing, black denim shorts and boots, showing off very hairy legs.
The next one was a quite skinny teenager, pale skin and light blue eyes, with fine clean cut hair, wearing a grey hooded sweat shirt, light blue jeans and black boots, he had a slight Irish accent in his voice.
The last one was a female with black hair along with cat ears on top of her head, green eyes, wearing a no sleeve black shirt which reviled her shoulders, a black leather skirt and black high heel boots, she had a whip attached to the side of her clothing.
"We're wizards from The Black Mist dark guild." The burte explained "my name is Brownbeard, one of there best wizards"
"Top of the morning to ya laddys!" The Irish teen spoke "My name is Jake, And im the best demolition wizard on this side Flore! They also called me Jakesabotageeye in my guild!"
"And I'm Meko, one of the toughest girl wizards in are guild" she takes her whip out, which made a loud snapping sound as it she equipped it in her hand.
"Hm, just a couple of wired looking morons" Kondo said to them, forgetting he's probably the weirdest out of the bunch.
"Your one to talk!" Hijikata turned to him and shouted, pointing at him.
Only then, a strange red square shaped bomb appeared magically on Hijikats sleeve, he panicked and tried to throw the explosive away, but it was stuck to his sleeve like super glue "Wh-what the hell is this!?"
"Hehehehe! That's mine magic! I like to call it, stuck to ya bombs!" Jake explained "There made of a super sticky substance that can pretty much stick to anything!"
"Oi, wouldn't make more scene to call them "sticky bombs"?" Sougo asked, only to get a whip slashed at him. Which only manage to rip his officer coat by his chest.
"I suggest you focus on your opponent and let him deal with it" Meko said to him, getting ready for another strike with her weapon.
"I could care less what happens to him." Sougo's eyes became dark and menacing "I just wanted you give me a reason to let out my sadist side" he got in his battle stands, licking his lips.
That leaves Kondo to take on Brownbeard
"Alright, Biker reject, let's see what you got!" He yells out and charges at the big wizard, only to get tangled up by some brown rope, Kondo found himself hangin upside down, the long haired Mage smiled.
"Got ya" He takes a closer look at the larger Mage, only to see that rope was his beard "This is my magic, I can change my hairs into any shape imaginable"
As he said that, more rope/hair started to move around his body, wrapping itself around the neck, chest, arms and legs, squeezing the life out of the shinsengum captain.
But for some reason, Kondo wasn't even struggling, in fact, he was enjoying himself a little too much. "This... This is actually kinda nice..." He mumbled with a joyful face.
Just then, an explosion suddenly went off, and a knocked back, slightly burned Hijikata came sliding down the road on his back, he looked over at the somehow turned on Kondo "This is fanfiction, Not Deviantart, Pull yourself together!" He sliced the hairs that were holding his boss up, freeing him, he falls and slams down on his back.
"Oh... Uhh..." Kondo comes back to reality "What!? Aww, Why did you cut it? I was enjoying myself!" He asked, tears in his eyes.
"Forget about your damn fantasies, Get up and start-" as he turned to see the haired wizard, he sees that he was already knocked down... And crying.
"M-my b-b-be-beard..." He mumbled, there was blood, literally, making poodles of it at the ends of wear Hijikata cut it "h-ho-how d-did you k-know m-my beard w-wa-was the- the most v-vi-vital pa-part of m-my bo-body-..."
"How is your beard the most vital part!?" Hijikata asked, dumbfounded.
"Well, that's one down, wait..." Kondo speaks to his fellow officer "Where's that Irish guy you were facing?"
Then they feel something sticking to the back of their head's "You guys really gotta start checking your back more often" Jake said from behind them, he planted more sticky bomb's on them, both men turned around to strike him, but he dodged by quickstepping out of the way.
"Oh good god this is fun! I can't believe you actually survived the first one!" The Scottish wizard spoke "but let see if you can survive these ones" his face turn from cheerful but then confused when he sees Kondo laughing out of the blue "Hey, what's so funny? Did someone tell a dirty joke behind my back?"
"Very persistent of you, Bomber boy" Kondo spoke "But you forgot one thing" he tears the hood he was wearing over his head, then with his other hand, took the one he stuck on Hijikata's hair clean off, taking a whole chunk of his black hair with it, making the Police officer yell out in pain. "There not attached to are skin!"
"Did you have to rip my hair off!?" Hijikata asked in anger, Kondo then turns to him with a dumbfounded face.
"That's not a wig your wearing?"
"You though I was wearing a wig!?"
"I mean, it just looks so nice looking, it had to be a wig!"
"Uhh... Guys?" Jake said to them.
"WHAT!?" They both saids in unison, turning to him.
"Umm... Weren't we fighting?" The dark Mage asked.
"Oh..." They stop arguing "Sorry, continue..." Kondo said.
Jake cleared his throat "Anyways... Now that you got the bombs off of your heads, how can you get them off? There stuck to your hands now!"
"Simple" he runs towards jake in a battle cry, Jake goes into his fight stance to get ready for an attack, but instead of a punch or a kick, Kondo gave him a super tight bear hug, trapping him.
"Hey! Get off of me, weirdo!" Jake demanded, struggling to get free, but Kondo was too strong, his bombs were now stuck to Jake's clothing, meaning both of them can explode.
"Now you'll blow up along with me!"
"K-Kondo-San!" Hijikata called out to him.
"Oh shit... didn't think this one through!" As he finished his sentence, the bombs went off, causing a huge explosion that brighten up the town, night turns into day for about five seconds until the explosion finally died down, and what was the aftermath of it?
"N-no way..." Hijikata was shocked at the sight, Kondo was still standing where he was, completely unharmed, aside from some ashes on his face, and in his hands was a roast, burned up and unconscious Jake in his arms. "But... How...?"
Kondo drops the blacked out Mage and spoke "the PJ's"
That's when Hijikata got a "are you serious?" Look on his face "Those... Monkey PJ's?"
Kondo puts his fist to his chest "this is the Military grade, Bullet proof, Fire proof, highly flexible, super comfy, Can survive anything pajama's, or the M.G.B.P.F.P.H.F.S.C.C.S.A.P. For short!"
"That doesn't sound freaking short at all!? And why would you have something so powerful yet so stupid looking!?" Hijikata when off the handle about the thing.
"As Captain, I'm under constant threats to be assassinated, and so, these pj's protects me from getting killed easily while I sleep"
"But why a monkey!?"
"This was the only one they had left in stock, I really wanted a nighty that looked like my Otea-chan's Komoto"
"Please stop with the creepy obsession already..." Hijikata then realized "Wait? What happened to Sougo?" He looked to see how he was doing.
Only to see that Meko was on her hand's and knee's, Moewing like a cute little kitty, there was a collar around her neck, and attach to it was a lace that Sougo had in his hand, in his other hand was her whip.
"Now, are you going to behave like a good cat?" Sougo asked smiling, making his trademark sadist face.
"Yes I will master~" Meko said in a smooth and loving voice.
This made the youngest cop of the group chuckle "You're such a fifty w &$%, you know that?"
"Yes I am~ nya~"
"Good kitty" he turned to the others "oh, Hijikata-San, Kondo-San, I got this one in my custody."
"In a S&M film is more like it..." Both Hijikata and Kondo though
Meanwhile...
The last hooded figure managed to find the rooms where are Heroes were sleeping, he had a knocked out Casey in his arm, dragging her.
"I knew knocking her out from behind was a good idea" his voice was charming and quite high pitch "She'll make a find addition to the army"
As he said that, he noticed one of the door's opening, and a person walking out. "Ah! Someone's coming" he put his hand's on his cloak hood "Can't use my magic if they can't see my face" he removed it to revile himself, he had Long, light blonde hair, Blue, seductive looking eyes, was skinny, a little short, and looked like he never hit puberty yet, he was wearing a black tank top, blue tight pants, with a microphone equipped to his side, and while flat top snickers.
"Now, it's time to work my magic" he saw who was walking out, it was the red head Yato, Kagura, she was in her pink sleepwear, rubbing her eyes tiredly, and she was yawning, a obvious sign of exhaustion.
"Ah ha, a little girl, my magic works great on them!" He toke out his microphone "Hey there sexy thing~" as he spoke through the mic, his voice became auto tuned.
"Huh..." He turned to the Dark Mage/pop singer "who's that..? A girly boy...?"
'What the hell does she mean by girly boy!?' He questioned himself in his thoughts.
"Let's see... What did Gin-Chan say they were...?" The young alien girl said to remained herself "I know it rhymes with bag... What was it...?"
'She thinks I'm THAT kind of person!?' He screamed in his head 'okay, chill, just brainwash her and have her get the rest of the people'
He sang into the microphone again "listen pretty little thang~ could you please~ get all the people out of there beds~"
"Beds?" Kagura yawned out "Okay... Hang on..." She walks back into her room.
'Perfect, once I get them all out, I, the handsome most talented singer in Black Mist, Dustin Beaver, will use my pop singer magic to brainwash them and make them walk back with use'.
"Here you go..." Kagura said, walking out.
"Oh good! Now if can just-" Dustin was cut off by not who the young red head brought out, but by what she brought out "eh!?"
"Here's one of them..." Kagura was lifting the whole bed she was sleeping on a minute ago, This give Dustin and surprised yet worried face.
"Wait... How... What...?" The dark mage tried to speak but was too stunned by the sight.
"Sleep tight..." She then threw the full bed set at him, he tried to dodge but she throwen it too fast, it hits Dustin straight in his chest, breaking some ribs, sending him flying with it, until finally, it hit the wall in the end of the hallway, making a huge crater on the wall, and a Defeated Dustin stuck between the two of them.
"Oi, Erza-Chan, scoot over..." she said as she shut the door behind her.
The next morning...
Lucy got up from her sleep, the sun from the window hitting her face, she sat up and stretched her arm's and back out "Man, that was a good night rest" she said walking out of bed "I wonder if there's a bathhouse around here..." She looked over to the other girl's who she was rooming with, only to get a absolute shocked, yet funny look on her face as she noticed one of beds are missing, Kaguras bed.
'Wh-what happened to the bed?' Lucy screamed in her mind 'Wait, more importantly, what happened to Kagura-Chan!?'
She turned over to see that Kagura was sleeping in the same bed as Erza, they were cuddled up together, with Kagura's face in Erza's neck, there arms wrapped around each other.
'Oh, that's a relief, I though those dark guild wizards got her somehow' Lucy though 'I guest I'll go down stairs then...' She walked out wearing her normal PJ's, exiting the room, and sees the crater left on the wall, at first, she just stared at it, and then made a WTF face at it, she dashed downstairs to warn Casey, thinking she was down there working "Casey-San, we got-" she got cut off by what she was seeing.
In the main office were three tided up wizards against a support beam, Brownbeard had bandages around the new cut ends of his chin hair, (with some dried blood absorbed on them) Jake was still burned and unconscious from the explosion last night, and Dustin had a look like all the air in his lung's was forced out of him, there was some splinters in his chest and arms, and Meko on the other hand... Was tied up to a chair, while Sougo was infront of her, the whip she was using was in the younger boys hands, Casey was asleep on the couch and Kondo and Hijikata were sitting in other chairs in the room.
The three Shinsengum Officer!s waved at the dumbfounded blonde.
"Good morning" All three said together.
"Uh... Morning..."
End of chapter 7
And there you have it! Extra points to whoever can guest the people I based the Black mist wizards off of!