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"Ohh... What the hell was that...?" Kyubei groaned as she got up, rubbing her head "I swear, if that pervertic bastard did anything to me..."

"Kyubei-San" Wendy's voice rang out in front of her.

"Ah, Wendy-san, you o-o-o-o ehhhhh!?" She looked to see that Wendy was wearing one of those cute maid outfits like in one of those moe animes, she also had fake cat ears and a tail along with it.

"I don't know... I just woke up with this thing on, and I can't find my clothes anywhere." The wind dragon slayer explained, looking embarrassed.

"That sick tyrant! I'm gonna cut him down to-"

"Umm... Kyubei-San?"

"What is it?"

"Your wearing one too"

After the next two seconds of staring at her in disbelief, Kyubei looked down to see that she's wearing a much similar outfit, the only difference is is that she has rabbit ears on her head and a round fluffy tail behind it, Kyubei's face went completely bright red.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh good, you two are awake" said Takechi as a hologram of him appeared in the room.

"Takechi you bastard! I'm gonna slice your d%# and b%#$s when I find your sorry ass!" Kyubei screamed and Wendy made a complete look of shock and discuss, she didn't think Kyubei was that violate.

"I'm afraid that going to be a difficult task." Takechi explained as a light shined on a door "in order to do that, you must pass my ultimate challenge to get to my domain and fight me."

"Ultimate challenge? What is it?" Wendy asked.

"Enough with the games perv, Where are you hiding!?" Kyubei threatened.

"I don't think you mate wanna do that" he then hold up a tied up Carla by her tail.

"At least don't wrap my entire body in this filthy rope" Carla said

"Carla!" Wendy panicked

"Relax Wendy, will get her back, he's just trying to get us mad" Kyubei said to her, but then asked "Wait... How did you get us into these costumes anyway?"

"That classified information..." Blood started to come out of his nose.

"Pervert! You saw us naked, didn't you!?" Kyubei flashed tomato red once more.

"Takechi-sama, that pictures of the girls you took are ready" a dark guild member said in the background "but... How is taking photos of them naked gonna help us learn Fairy Tails weakness?"

"You did see us naked!" Kyubei screamed in anger.

"...Sorry we're breaking up, gonna go now!" He said and the hologram went away.

"Wait! This isn't a phone, come back!" Ranted Kyubei, but then, a door opened up to them, Kybeui and Wendy looked at each other but then decided to go out, minus well get these challenges over with.

As they walked outside, they had even more shocked faces on them.

It was on of those maid cafes that they had back in Edo, only difference is is that every girl had some sort of animal like uniqueness to them, not to mention most of there chest and legs were showing.

"What the hell kind of a challenge is this!?" Kyubei asked herself "This is like something out of To Love U!"

"Here is your challenge" Takechi explained, via intercom "There's going to be a VIP coming into my new Animal girl cafe, and your task is to please him, by any means possible"

"Oh no, I'm not using my body to make some pervert happy!" Kyubei protested.

"Unfortunately, sex isn't allowed in my cafe, stupid T rated fan fiction" Takechi said "So instead, if you can make the VIP blush red, you'll pass the challenge."

"Seems easy enough" Kybeui saids "Who is this VIP anyway?"

"How should be arriving any minute" As Takechi finished that sentence, he hears the cafe doors open "Ah, There he is now!"

They look towards the door to see a short, rather fat, purple looking man whit long, curly hair and a bold spot on the top of his head, as well an antenna on top of it and red lips, wearing clothes you only a prince would wear.

"Finally, I though I never make it here." The weird man/alien said, his voice sounded high pitch.

"Welcome to are lovely cafe, Prince Hata-Sama!" the maids bowed and smiled at him.

"What is that thing...?" Wendy asked Kybeui, whispering.

"I have no clue..." She answered. "But we have to keep it together if we want to save Carla."

Wendy made a fist and toke a deep breath.

"Right!"

A few minutes later...

Prince Hata was sitting in a thrown that was put in the middle of the cafe by his servants, while about there girls were by him, entertaining him.

"Okay, so all we have to do is make this guy blush." Kybeui said "Seems simple enough"

Kybeui walked over to him "Umm..." She started to speck up.

"Hmm..?" Hata gave her attention.

"Would you like to have tea and honey, Hata-sama~" Kybueis voice and face sounded completely out of character, she had the voice of Lucky star girl and the face of a K-on girl.

"Oh umm..." Hata spoke to her "sure, why not?" But then putted his hand on her shoulder.

"AHHHH!" Kyubei then kicked Hata straight in his mouth, causing him to get knocked back into his chair, with a dizzying look on his face.

"Hata-sama!" The maids cried out to him.

"That must of hurt... I think I heard his skull crack..." Wendy said in complete shock.

Another two minutes later...

Hata had his face cleaned out from the fierc attack

"Are you sure your jaw is okay, Baka-sama?" One maid asked.

"Hey, why am I being called baka all of the sudden?" Hata asked her, then pointed over to Wendy "You, blue haired girl!"

"Y-yes!?" Wendy jumped

"May you please get me some ice cream?" He asked.

"Umm, yes, right away!" She run to the kitchen and a minute later, came out with a bowl of ice cream but then, accidentally tripped and spilled it all on the floor.

"Oh come on! I thought this place had good service!" Hata complained.

"I'm sorry H-Hata-sama, I'll clean it up right away." Wendy said before getting some towels and started wiping up the floor.

As she had herself bend down to clean up, Hata got a little... Curious, and decides take a look under her skirt, tilting his head a little, only seconds later to be grabbed roughly on the antenna by Kybeui, she had sinister look in her eyes.

"In the meantime, I'll go get you another bowl of ice cream" she then pulls off the antenna, making blood spray out of the hole where it was, Hata was screaming "my antenna!" As it happened.

"Baka-Sama!" The maids cried once again.

"I can still hear you, you know!" Hata complained.

A few seconds little, Kybeui went into the kitchen and minutes later, comes out with a bowl of vanilla ice cream with Hata's antenna on it, along with blood being poured down it.

"Want me to feed you... Pervert-sama?" She growled.

Wendy was in complete shock "You... didn't have to do that just to defend me..."

Yet another few minutes later...

"Ladies and gentlemen!" An announcer said, pointing a spotlight to a stage.

"Let's give it up for are two favorite girls, Wendy-chan and Kyubei-chan!" The curtain open up and showed both girls were wearing outfits that looked like something out of vocalaid.

"Okay Wendy, like we rehearsed." Kyubei said

"Right" Wendy said back.

They take deep breathes and were about to sing but suddenly.

"Boooo! What is this!? A middle school play!" Hata complained. "Where's the girls with the big bust!?"

This got Kyubei fired up... Emotionally that is.

"I though this plante had girls with big boobs, they make Maka from Soul eater look busty!" Then he was hit by a throwed microphone, the stand, a guitar, a chair, pretty much everything on stage.

"This isn't going well for us..." Wendy saids.

"We would've gotten it completed if prince baka wasn't a jackass!" She said in a pissed off tone.

"Uhh... This was a waste of time..." Hata said, blood pouring down his head. "I'm going home... Those loli's are freaking psychos..."

"What was that!?"

"Did someone say loli?" Takechi said, his hologram appearing while holding Carla by her tail, this causes Hata to look around to see Tekechi, but then gasps as he saw the white feline.

"Is that a... Is that a..." Hata's face lid out "actual walking cat!?"

"You mean Carla?" Wendy asked "Yeah, she's mine friend".

Hata's face was bright red "A half human half cat, I've been wanting to see one of those on this planet!" Then suddenly, a secret door opened up from the walls, the exit, they completed the challenge!

"What!?" Takechi said in shock.

"Yes!" Kyubei made a look of satisfaction "now I'm gonna make that perv choked on his own s &$!" She said, running to the hallway

"Kyubei-san, Wait a minute!" She said running after her.

"Hold on, I wanna add that cute kitty to my collecti-" Hata was hit by a tea cup flying at him like a bullet, hitting his head and knocking him out instantly.

"Baka-sama!" The maids said once again.

"My... Names... Not..." Hata mumbled.

Kyubei and Wendy were running down a dark hallway, on the way to fight Takechi.

"Kyubei stop!" Wendy said and finally gets her to listen.

"What is it? Don't you want to save her?" Kyubei asked her.

"Yes but..." Wendy said "he could of set a trap for us."

"Your right.." Kyubei said "Any ideas?"

They stood there and though of a plan that can take out Takechi quickly, then Kyubei snapped her fingers. "I got it!"

"Freaking T rating, now I'll never have my favorite Yuri hentai come to life." Takechi said, holding said hentai manga in his hands, he also had Carla tied up in a chair

(I'm not gonna say what hentai it is, but let's just say it has the word "shojo" in it. XD)

"Oh well" he said, taking his katana out "Once I finish those two, I'm going after the writer of this and have him make a haram story involving me and the girls from Highschool DxD"

As he said this, the door opened up "So, you may have passed my challange but-" he suddenly stopped when he saw both Kyubei and Wendy holding each other, there faces close to one another.

"Wendy... Your very cute in that maid uniform, I never realized how beautiful a Dargon slayer can look in such a sexy outfit..." Kyubei saids in a smooth tone.

"But, but... Kyubei-san... We don't know each other well, and you forcing me is just..." She looked away. "it's just..."

Kyubei putted her hand carefully on her cheek, making her face her again. "Don't think... Just act..."

"Loli Yuri!" Takes screamed joyfully, his nose flooding out blood.

"Now Wendy!" Kyubei said and Wendy goes into attack.

"Wind dragon..." Wendy said "Gust dance!" A blast of wind send Takechi back into the wall, stunning him, Takechi tried to get his composure back, but Kyubei charged at him and slashed him across his chest, making him draw blood out of his mouth and rendering him unconscious.

"Guys!" Carla cheered happily, Kyubei went over and cut the ropes off of her, she flew into Wendy and dives into her chest, hugging her.

"Carla, I'm so happy your alright!" Wendy said then turned to Kyubei "Thank you Kyubei-san... Thank you..."

This caused Kyubei the turn red "it's... It's no problem..." She then walked over to Takechi "now to punish this pervert once and for all!"

But as she walked over, a red enchantment went around them both "Unfortunately, I can't have you do that" Ito said

"Coward, Why don't you come out and fight us!?" Kyubei saids to him.

"Like I said, I'm testing you and your friends..." He saids and teleports them away.

"Two down, four to go..."

He then changed the globe to look at Gray and Katsura...

End of chapter 13

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