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"So, we finally meet at last... Shiroyasha..."

Only the echos of footsteps could be heard and the stone cold voice of another man, Shiroyasha turned around and saw him, the dark black hair, the strange white robe, along with the werid, otherworldly like magic, and what made it even more creepier the, the male had a calm face with a content grin, around him were other dead soldiers with their own bloody puddle around them.

"Oh, I'm sorry, you must forgive me." The man said, stepping on one of the deceased comrades, a quite chuckle coming from his voice."These guys were getting in my way, so I just had to dispose of them." He explained "I have to say though, they put up quite a fight if I do say so myself." He explained casually, picking up one of the samurai's katana and pointing it to Shiroyasha.

"Now then, you wanna avenge your fiend, don't you? Let's begin!" He smirked at him like he was playing a sick joke.

Shiroyasha then yelled his battle cry, running at the man with full force and bloodlust, as he swung his sword, the matel clashed together, making a loud noise that echoed through out the Battlefield.

He then gasped as he woke up from said sound.

Gintoki sat up and looked around his new Flore apartment, it was quite large and was able to house his friends, Shinpachi, Kagura and Otae, who were all sleeping in their separate rooms.

Gintoki processed to get up out of bed and onto his feet, stretching out his arms and back before looking on his calendar, which had a lady named "Ketsuno Ana" titled at the bottom, which had a dark purple haired women wearing a swimsuit and giving the peace sign to the camera, he then looked to see that today was marked with something.

The white haired samurai looked at it, which it read "Sorcerers weekly photo shoot today at twelve-thirty PM."

'Oh yeah, today's is that magazine shoot, isn't it?' He thought, scratching his rear before checking the time on the old fashion clock on his stand.

The hour hand was slowly going away from the number twelve and the minute hand was super close to the number three.

Gintoki looked at the clock for a good two seconds before giving the most appropriate response.

"I SLEPT IN!" He screamed loudly which pretty much woke the entire neighborhood back up.

Five minutes later...

Gintoki was practically sprinting over to the location of the photo shoot, with both Shinpachi and Kagura following close behind.

"Wait for us, Gin-San!" Shinpachi yelled, sweating from keeping up with Gintoki.

"Can't talk, much get to the sweet buffet!" He yelled, somehow moving his feet faster.

"But Gin-Chan, you forgot-" Kagura try to get his attention but the Sweet-tooth Samurai zoomed off.

Gintoki was now too far from the other two to hear them, but he them smiled when he saw the photo studio in the distance, he immediately went to the front of the door.

"Finally, sweet sweet deserts here I-" his efforts were failed however when the door suddenly collapsed and end it up being sandwiched by said door and the hard brick city path.

"Control yourself Gintoki-San..." It was the cold and sterned voice of Erza, who was crushing Gintoki with the broken off door. "I know you're eager for your first photo shoot, but have some dignity." She was wearing her normal white button up shirt and dark blue shirt.

"Gin-San, that's why we were trying to stop you." He looked over to Shinpachi who was holding all of Gintoki's clothing.

"You forgot to dress up when you ran out..." Kagura blankly said to him, which made Gintoki looked down at his body, which Kagura was right, Gintoki was only wearing his pink boxers with strawberries designs all over them.

"Oh, Gin-San, good afternoon." The ever so sweet voice of Mirajean said, who was standing in the doorway, she was wearing her signature rose red dress, behind her also was her sister Lisanna who had on a light blue tank top and white shorts.

"Gin-San! Your here for a modeling job too?" Lisanna asked him as Gintoki moved the door out of the way, getting back onto his bare feet.

"You guys are here to be models too?" Shinpachi asked them.

"Yep." Mirajean giggled "I'm the head poster girl of Sorcerer's Weekly, so I show up here on a mouthly basis." She explained. "And this is Lisanna's first time modeling, so she's really excited."

"But why are you here Erza-San?" Kagura asked the red-haired knight, Erza grinned and required right infront of them all, when the bright lights disappeared, she was in her sexy and reviling suductive armor, both Gintoki and Shinpachi had blood burst out of their noses at the first sight of her.

"Since Mirajean thinks she can sell more magazines then me, I decided to place a bet with her, this weeks issue is going to have two different covers, one with me and one with her, whichever cover sell's the most, wins." Erza explained as she gave a competitive look to the older Take Over Mage. "I hope your ready to be out sold." She told her.

"Will just see about that Erza." Mirajean said back at Erza.

"I say it'll sell around a good one million copies each..." Shinpachi mumbled, blood oozing out of his nose.

"Probably ten million if Earthland is that pervertic..." Gintoki said with a creepy smirk on his lips.

Ten minutes later...

Inside the studio waiting room, it was quite large yet very silent, no one was even at the secretaries desk. everyone was waiting for whoever was supposed to come out and bring them to the real modeling area.

Gintoki was currently sitting, reading one of the magazines on the table next to him. Shinpachi was chatting to Lisanna, taking about things from eachothers worlds, how their week has been, the normal casual stuff, Mirajean was sitting patiently waiting for someone to come along and Kagura and Erza were having an arm wrestling match on one of the tables, with both of them neck and neck as they were equally strong.

"Good morning everyone!" The cheerful voice of Jenny said as she walked out, today she had on a purple tank top, a grey skirt and white flip flops, she had a happy grin on her face as she bowed slowly. "I'm so happy all of you could show up today!"

"It's good to see you again Jenny." Mirajean said to her as she stepped towards her, her usual cute smile on her face.

"Same here Mira-Chan." She then turned herself to face Gintoki, who was still sitting down. "Ahh, Gintoki-San, you made it, I started to think you change your mind."

"The desert buffet is still there, right?" Gintoki asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yep, theirs plenty for everyone!"

Gintoki, in split second, got infront of Jenny and put his hands behind his head, leaning back and making a face like a Jojo Bazaar Adventure's fighter.

"Ready when you are, senpai!" Gintoki chanted to her.

"He's all enthusiastic all of the sudden!" Shinpachi complained.

"Gin-San must really like his sweets, huh?" Lisanna asked the younger male.

But what really caught the younger guys attention is when Jenny put a finger on Gintoki's chest, while giving it a good look, her eyes half lidded and her cheeks flushed pink. "I hope you look better on camera then looking straight at you, Gin-Chan."

"Does Jenny-San have a crush on Gin-San?" He asked hisself.

Later inside the studio...

Jenny was currently giving a tour around the studio, there were plenty of props, cameras, and as well, other models, Jenny turned around to the group, smirking. "So, here's where you guys will be." There was a strange, green cover around the sight the camera was in.

"What's that werid green carpet up against the wall?" Lisanna asked, tilting her head.

"It's what people call a "green screen", it supposedly let you use any image you want without using any resources." Jenny explained before walking over to a laptop computer, which surprised the three Odd Jobs workers, dued to the fact technology is unique around here.

"And this is what people call a "laptop" it's mainly used to put pictures on the green screen." Jenny continue explaining "Our new cameraman showed up and gave us all of these for some Jewel, so far they been a big help as of late."

"A new cameraman? Is he going to be taking out pictures?" Mirajean asked.

"Yep, he's very intelligent with these things, so-" she paused when she heard the door open from behind her. "Oh, speaking of which, here he is."

This new cameraman of theirs was a adult who looked to be middle aged, had a slightly dark skin tone, and had sunglasses blocking his eyes, he was currently wearing a blue and white Hawaiian shirt with bache cargo shorts and black sandals, obviously brought by the money he was earning.

"Okay, everyone, I hope you all ready to take some-" he then stopped speaking when he saw Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura in the group, his expression suddenly turned defensive.

"It-it's not what it looks like! I found all of this stuff! Honest!" He yelled nervously at them.

"Hasegawa-San?" Shinpachi referee to the panicking make infront of them.

"Oh, you guys have met before?" Jenny was confused by the whole conflict.

"How the hell did a homeless person get on another planet anyway?" Gintoki question

Flashback during chapter 9...

"I can't believe this coin rolled all the way in here..." While Hasegawa was chasing a five hundred yen coin that was literally going all around Edo, of all places, it decided to roll into Sakamoto's Spacecraft, the worse part is, he couldn't find it anywhere... Oh, and he was space bound, hiding from anyone in case they were hostile.

"I just hope nothing else goes wrong..." Luck wasn't on Hasegawa's side as an alarm went off.

"Self destruct sequence ativated." An automated announcer spoke via comm system.

"Eh..." Hasegawa made a face of disbelief as he heard that.

"If your hearing this and if your some bum who just wondered in her to find a coin... Your screwed."

"Hey! That message differently wasn't pre recorded-!" The ship suddenly exploded in a white flash.

End of flashback...

"So I ran to the closes escape pod I could find and scavenge for anything I could use." He showed off advance equipment he had. "Although, I don't really know what a bunch of space pirates would do with a green screen and a laptop..." Hasegawa rubbed the back of his head. "I'm still surprised you guys didn't even noticed me."

There was a few seconds of complete silence before Hasegawa dtarted to speck. "Okay, so how about we get started, Gintoki will be going first."

"Oh, Erza-Chan, Mira-Chan, Lisanna-Chan, a different photographer is going to be working with you." She said as more footsteps could be heard. "Ah, here he is now!"

"Good morning ladies, my name is Snapshoot Katsura!" Ever since Fairy Tail destroyed the Zebra protection force for practically wreaking the water park, they disbanded and went on to do other things, and of all the jobs on Earthland, he took a photography job.

He also was carrying a strange stick that had a roll of toilet paper and at the very end of it, a tissue box at the end of it on both the left and right side.

"I hope you girls are ready to take some pho-" Katsura was then slammed down on his head by Erza, which after that, had the end of the stick shoved straight into his ass, through his pants.

Everyone witnessed the sudden attack with a blank yet somewhat bewild look in their faces.

"Uhh... Erza-Chan...?" Jenny walked over. "What was that for?"

"He... He reminded me of a nightmare..." Erza answered in a low tone.

"I mistook that thing for a tail that was meant for cosplaying..." Gintoki mumbled, looking down at the unconscious and penetrated Joi leader.

"So-sorry that we c-couldn't protect the Zebra's G-Gintoki..." As he said that, Elizabeth pulled the stick right out of him, he was wearing a brown newspaper boy hat on top of his head.

"I never cared about Zebra's to begin with..." Gintoki said to him in a straight voice.

"Any-nyway, I believe my models are..." Elizabeth gave Katsura a clipboard which had all of the photo girls written on it.

"Erza Scarette, Mirajean Staruss and Lisanna Staruss." He said.

'Wait, the three girls are going in the other room.' Gintoki thought to himself. 'Don't tell me Fast is going to that territory...'

"Oh, so I get to watch Gintoki all to myself then!"Jenny said happily.

'Fast is going to the forbidden territory!' Gintoki made a look of absolute horror, knowing that the fanbase hates it when you make couples out of different characters from separate series.

A couple of minutes later...

Katsura was in a room with Erza, Mirajean and Lisanna, while Elizabeth was working the camera.

"Okay ladies, I hope you guys have your beauty faces on." He said, clipping his hands together.

"Erza-Chan, you shall go first."

The red-haired women walked over to the set, smirking.

"Get ready to be outsold, Staruss!" Erza made a cocky grin at her rival/friend.

"Oh, I forgot to mention one more thing." Katsura handed the Mage the same stick with toiletry items attached to it.

"Uhh..." Erza looked up at it confused. "What is this...?"

"In this mouths issue, we're going to be advertising the Patriot." Katsura held up another one. "So we're going to do a couple poses with it."

"W-What...?" Erza could already see the reactions from the readers as she made a panicked face.

"What the hell is Erza holding in her hands."

"Does she have some sort of sc*t thing going on?"

"I guess the great Titalin is a big sell out after all."

Erza could also hear the satisfied giggling of Mirajean, which made her do a blood hungry growl as a reaction.

A couple of minutes later...

"Okay Gin-San, you read come out?" Jenny said, sitting in a director's chair.

Gintoki walked out of his change room wearing or, cross dressing with a pink and black checkered dress that dislayed the Samurai's muscial legs and his hair was made into small little pig tails, and add to the humiliation, he was a giant white and pink swirl lollipop in his hand.

Shinpachi made a disturbing yet some what funny look on his face while Kagura just giggled out loudly at it.

"There, it fits just right!" Jenny said confidently.

"Like hell!" Gintoki yelled. "Am I sponsoring the Beelzebub Manga or something!?"

"It could be Hunter X Hunter, You look like Biksy but with shorter more bluer hair."

"I wouldn't care if it was freaking Date a Live!"

Gintoki looked down. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea..."

"Hey, Jenny-San." Hasegawa called to her, coming out from another room. "The delivery carriage with the desert table has just arrived."

"So is this pose good another for you?" Gintoki placed the lollipop down like he was gripping and leaning over to the side.

"Sell out!" Shinpachi yelled.

Meanwhile in the other studio...

Erza was posing with the Patriot with her sexy look on her face in her Suduction Armor, smiling while both Katsura and Elizabeth were taking photos.

"That's right, work it girl! The camera loves you." Erza winked at the camera.

Elizabeth held up a sign that read "Put some more hip into it!"

And after a few dozen more pictures, Erza was finally done.

"There, all done." Katsura took the memory card out of the camera and gave it to his large, duck face friend. "Bring this into Editing, Elizabeth." He said as he repleased the missing memory drive with a new on.

Erza required back to her normal outfit and sat down in a chair, a gloomy look in her eyes.

"Don't worry Erza." Mirajean spoke in her normal friendly voice. "I won't brag too much once I win."

"Alright, now, uhhh..." Katsura looked over his clipboard. "Mirajean, your up next!" With that, The Bleached haired Wizard walked on set.

"And I need you to put this on." Elizabeth came out carrying a large, human sizes, orange can shaped costume with a round head with a simple, straight face painted on it.

"Wha-What-" her sentence was cut short as Elizabeth put the costume over her entire body, you could hear her talking inside of the suit into she pushed her head through the opening for her face, along with two openings for her arms.

"Uhh... Katsura-San... What am I wearing right now?" She asked, looking down at the outfit.

"In this issue, your going to be advertising the Justaway toy." Katsura explained as he held a smaller version of the toy.

Mirajeans eyelid twitched at the though of what her fans would think.

"What's that huge can around Mira-Chan?"

"I guess she's feeling insecure about her appearance."

"It looks like body shaming is happening in the industry."

Erza made a happy yet creepy smile at Mirajean's misery.

Back with Gintoki...

After the first set of photos, Gintoki was scarfing down as much cake, donuts and ice cream as he can.

"Hey guys." Lisanna came in from the other studio. "How's the photos going?" She asked.

Shinpachi and Kagura were eating their own individual things.

"We're doing alright Lisanna-Chan." Shinpachi answered. "What about Erza-San and Mira-San?"

"Uhhh... Let's just say it's not going perfect at the moment..." Lisanna recalled the cute yet sinister face Mirajean was making at Katsura's camera as he snapped the pictures.

"Things are getting weird with them too, huh?" Shinpachi took a bite out of the Danish he was eating. "Gin-San has been doing strange dress ups for his pictures." Shinpachi explained while chewing.

Lisanna giggled lightly as he looked at Gintoki's outfit. "Wh-what are you wearing Gin-San?" She chuckled out, covering her mouth.

"If You ever have to choice between dignity and deserts, always take the sweeter road!" Gintoki mumbled while eating like a crazed gorilla.

"Don't encourage readers to go with diabetes over how their look!" Shinpachi yelled at him.

"By the way, Gin-San." Lisanna leaned into the Samurai's ear and whispered. "Jenny-San differently has eyes on you."

Gintoki couldn't see it, but he could differently feel her eyes looking at him up and down from her chair.

'This isn't good...' Gintoki though 'If this keeps going on, I'll end up like one of those puppets from "Don't hug me, I'm scared" but instead drowning in oil I'll drown in a love motels bed cover." He was sweating a little bit down his forehead. "Okay, don't panic, maybe it'll be a normal outfit this time, who knows?"

"Hey, Jenny-Chan, I found Gin-san's next outfit." Hasegawa held up a a light green small speedo in his hands. "But this was all I could find in the bag."

"Green is not a creative color!" Gintoki's jaw dropped and eyes widen as he saw the small piece of fabric.

Meanwhile, Back with Erza and Mirajean...

"That's it, work it girl, the camera loves you!" Katsura was taking pictures of Mira... Who was just standing and smiling due to the fact that she couldn't move much in a huge tin can of a costume.

"There, I think that should be good enough, go in and develop them Elizabeth." He handed his friend/pet the camera who then walked into the editing room.

"Can I take this off? I'm starting to get sweaty." In asking that, Katsura went over and took off the costume for her.

"Thank you." Mirajean nodded at Katsura.

Erza on the other hand was looking at the small Justaway doll in wonder. "Are these the toys children play with in Edo, Katsura-San?" She asked while poking the head of it with her index finger.

"Yeah, just be careful not to-"

"Is it some sort of superhero? Maybe I can make it fly." Erza was about to toss it like a paper airplane but then Katsura grabbed it out of her hand.

"You can't handle a Justaway figure like its some sort of light piece of paper..."

Katsura then whined up for a swing like he about to pitch a baseball.

"You gotta throw it like a real baseball!" He yelled and threw it at one of the wooden walls, blowing it up on impact to make a new entrance into the another room in the building.

"Nice pitch!" A sign Elizabeth held up read.

After hearing that, everyone from the other room ran in to check out the noise.

"What's going on in here!?" Jenny yelled.

"A terrorist attack! The Arkham Knight has started his attack, take the sweets and run!" Gintoki claimed, trying to get out of the next shoot.

"We're not even in the same universe!" Shinpachi called Gintoki on his bluff.

As the smoked cleared, everyone gasped at what they saw in the room.

It was Jenny, the real Marmaid Heel Mage tied up by her hands and feet by magic proof rope, she also had her mouth gagged so she wouldn't make any noise.

"Je-Jenny-San?" Hasegawa said in disbelief.

Seeing this "Jenny" started to get nervous, backing up a bit, she turned around at a attempt to run away but was then stopped by both Erza and Mirajean.

"And just where do you think your going imposter!?" Erza threatened.

"You're using some type of magic to look like her." She checked for any charms she had on, and then spotted it. "Ah ha!" She removed a ring that she never saw Jenny where before and removed it.

In a split second, the disguise faded away and it was reviled to be Sarutobi, Gintoki's crazed stalker.

"That explained the lewd outfits..." Hasegawa said.

"She must of heard I was coming here from the water park the other day..." Gintoki then chuckled softly but the turned into a full blown laugh. "She doesn't want me in the bed! The fanbase won't come after this story now!" He said while swaying his hips, side to side in a fast motion.

"Knock it off! You look like some drunk tranny when you do that!" Shinpachi yelled at him.

"Quit with the strip tease, Biksy!" Kagura added.

later that evening...

Outside of the film studios entrance. both Sarutobi and Hasegawa had their whole bodies tied up and were lying in the street.

"W...why am I... Tied up too...?" Hasegawa mumbled out of fatigue.

"I'm terribly sorry everyone." Jenny said, having her head down in shame. "I remember getting a delivery outside of my office and I ended up falling asleep, please forgive me." She explained and bowed slowly to them.

"It's okay Jenny." Mirajean smirked. "You were completely unaware of it, so we don't blame you."

Jenny cracked a small grin before turning to look at Gintoki. "I'm sorry Gin-San, I really wanted to get to know you, but I guess that didn't happen today..."

"That's okay, I got my full on sweets today-" Gintoki recieved a slap to the back of the head by Erza and Kagura from that comment, causing him to lean down.

"Are you will to do it again, n-not today I mean, but..." Jenny looked away, her cheeks flushing a small red.

Gintoki leaned back up from the the two hits and looked at her for a few seconds, he sighed and said to her.

"Bring strawberry milk next time, and you have a deal."

She turned to him and smiled once again, she ran at him and hugged the white haired samurai happily.

Gintoki had his hands apart, not knowing what to do. "Don't mention it." A slight blush came to his face.

"Speaking of photos, what happened to Katsura and Elizabeth? They both

snuck out when they threw that you." Erza asked.

"I don't think I'll matter, it's not like he'll do anything with those photos he took." Lisanna said.

"Hey, how about I take everyone out to a restaurant I know, my treat!" Jenny announced she let go of Gintoki.

"Yes please!" They all cheered.

"Hey, Hey!" Hasegawa tried to get their attention as they walked away. "I wanna eat too! Cut me free!"

"I do too! I want Gin-chan's d***-Chan for an appetizer, entrée and dessert!" Saurtobi added.

"You're not helping! Let me gooooo!"

Later that night...

After everyone said their goodbye's for the night, Erza, Mirajean and Lisanna we're walking together on their way home.

"I can't believe Katsura-San ran out like that!" Erza complained.

"So much for this weeks volume..." Mirajean turned over to look at the Red-Haired knight. "I guess we can call the beat a draw then." She concluded as she continued walking.

"I suppose so..." Erza commented.

"You guys.." Lisanna sighed making an innocent look on her face.

"Get your Patriots and Justaways here!"

That's when the three of them heard a very familiar voice coming from around the corner.

That's when they saw Katsura and Elizabeth pushing a huge cart around that was displaying Justaway toys each in there own size and colors, and Patriots hanging from the top of the mobile store.

But what really pissed the Fairy Tail Wizards off is that the photo they took earlier were on display as advertisements for the whole town of Flore to see.

"Patriots and Justaways for sell! Help out a fellow veteran of the ZPH the Zebra Protect force! All earning will go to rebuilding are army!"

Katsura then took of the evil glaring Erza and and scary, yet happy look of Mirajean infront of them.

"Ahh, Good news Fairy Tail Wizards!" Katsura said to them "The editing and printing was a succe-" he was cut off by the sounds of magic being made and saw that Erza was in her Heaven's Wheel armor and Mirajean was using her She Devil Take Over form.

"Uh oh..." One of Elizabeth's signs read.

"Uh, girls, wait, remember, Snapshoot Katsura gave you guys your big break, did you forget?"

And chaos transpires...

"DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

End of chapter 20

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