GRASSY ASS

FUN ONE SHOT FOR ALL THE PUPS!

A/N: I hope I didn't offend anyone who speaks Spanish, but I came up with this one after one of my best friends, who's Mexican, realized what it sounded like in english.

I apologize if I did!

"So... You can come?" Everest excitedly exclaimed, making the dog on the receiving end of the pup tag call wince.

"Yes, I can come to the lookout this weekend. What should I bring for the sleep over?" Tracker replied, his sensitive ears beginning to hurt. Oh, why was his ears so big? And why was Everest, the loud and hyper one, chosen to be calling him? It wasn't that he disliked her or anything, it just happens to be that the phone was placed near his left ear, making Everest's deafening voice much more painful than it was supposed to be.

"OH YEAH! THE SLEEPOVER! Hmm... You need to bring your sleeping bag, toothbrush, and snacks to share! Do you wanna know what I'm bringing?"

"Hey Tracker! Come over here for a second!" He had to, his ears felt like they were starting to bleed! Besides, his voice could mimic Carlos's quite well, so it wasn't that bad. "Okay Everest, see you there! Gracias!" And then he pressed to end the call. Now... To get packing...

Meanwhile, a very confused Everest sat with the call line still connected. Her eyebrows scrunched up in confusion. "Grassy ass?"

A while later...

"Wait, what did Tracker say?" A beboggled Skye stared uncertainly at Everest, who nodded enthusiastically.

"He said grassy ass! Do you know what wlthat means?"

"No... But I think someone might... "

"Who?" Then Everest's mind clicked. "Rubble."

"Wait, Rubble? Why?"

"Remember when he tried to talk to you in French? I think he did pretty well, maybe he would understand what he meant?"

"Maybe... His French sucked, by the way." Skye flipped her floppy ear carelessly, continuing to speak. "We should ask him, after we come up with our own theories."

"GREAT IDEA!" Everest really needed to tone it down a bit, pretty soon all the pup's ears were gonna explode!

"…so, what's your theory?" Rubbing her ears gently, Skye sat down and motioned for Everest to do the same.

"Hmm... I think he's some Spanish spy, and was talking to me in code!"

"What? Urm, I don't think that would happen... "

"Yes it could! See, he came a little later than all of us, plus he came when Carlos was in danger. He seemed to know exactly what to do, chasing the snake away!" Everest was confident as she proclaimed her reason, icy blue eyes brightly shining in delight.

"That seems like a bit too much, even if Tracker was as interesting as he is." Where does Everest get all these crazy theories from?! Skye thought as she glanced at the Husky thoughtfully.

"Well, YOU haven't come up with one yet, so you should be saying anything!"

"Fine, you wanted me to say one as well? I think you annoyed him with all your loud talking, and that caused him to swear. Yeesh, getting the new pup mad is never a good thing. You know, maybe he is some super rich pup who was never exposed to crazy pups like you, and that caused him to be like that?"

"WHAT? First of all, I am not crazy!"

"Okay, maybe I am a bit... But that's not the point! How could he be some rich pup when he lives in the jungle all by himself?! Also, wouldn't he then be too dignified to swear?"

"Like I said, that's my opinion, not yours. Tracker is a nice pup, I'm sure it's not what we think it is. None the less, let's find Rubble, yeah?"

"Yes, let's GO!"

"Sheesh, not so loud... "

"Oops, sorry!" The two headed towards the lookout, where Rubble usually was.

"Hmm.. He said grassy ass... Could be a bunch of things, you know!" Rubble plopped down on a beanbag and grinned up at the two female dogs before him.

"Well, what do you think he meant?" Skye asked, her pink eyes staring intently in his.

"I think he's in a gang of some kind, you know?"

"WHAT THE HECK WOULD YOU THINK THAT?! Even I don't think if something crazy like that!" Really, Everest just HAD to interuppt their conversation of sorts.

"Hey! This is my thinking, so back off, ya liver lover! I think that since you know the whole bandanna thing when we first met him? I saw a lot of other dogs with the same shade bandanna when we visited the city there, and they all belonged to a gang of sorts. And was it just me, or did he and the snake seem to be having a conversation before we interuppted them?"

"Now that you mention it, Rubble that sounds like s pretty good theory." The flying pup mused, pink tinged eyes deep in thought.

"HEY! So Tracker being a gangster is okay, and being a spy isn't?!" The LOUD Husky screeched, making them wince again.

"You have to stop that, Everest..."

"Sorry!"

The two, now three pups headed to the grass field, where Zuma, Rocky, and Marshall were playing catch. They were gong to ask the same question, until they came to a good theory. (Everest: HEY!)

"So..the term is grassy ass? You sure?" Rocky was seated elegantly on the grass, his expression a mixture of confusion and amusement on his face.

"YIP, one hundred percent sure!" Luckily, Everest didn't say it so loud this time, so everybody's sensitive ears weren't damaged THAT much.

"I sweaw, Evewest, if you awe still like that when we'we adults we'we all gonna be deaf!" Zuma, rolling a yellow tennis ball between his chocolate paws, glanced warily at her.

"How many times are you guys gonna tell me to quiet down?"

"UNTIL YOU STOP!" All of them chorused in unison, and Everest opened her mouth to argue, then closed it. She wasn't going to win this debate.

After a few tense seconds, Marshall decided to be brave and take the risk of talking. "I think I've come up with a theory..You know how he mentioned how good everybody's uniform looked when he met us? That's probably because we had clean fur and clothes, and well as this scent of cleanliness. As he used to live in the jungle, he would have not much, if any, to use and enjoy. He could be complaining about his grassy butt, hinting to us that he might want a wash?"

"That's kind of twisted, Mawshsall." Zuma spoke for the rest of them getting a frown from the Dally in return.

"Hey, you haven't even said your own, why don't you say one, huh?"

"Okay then, my theowy. I think that Twacker is some awtist who knows his colouws really well, yeah? So what if he was painting ow colowing while he was talking to Evewest, and he just found the name for that perfect shade of colour?"

"That's pretty good Zuma, didn't thunk you could use your brain that well!" Surprisingly, it was Rocky who said that, and he got a good natured grin from the Lab. "I could always, just never had a weason to."

"What about you, Rocky? Do you have a theory?"

"Actually, this just popped into my head. I apologize for the strangeness of it beforehand. What if he was some sort of athlete? Like, that was a position or strategy, and he was explaining it to someone as he was talking to Everest?"

Everybody was silent for a while, all digesting the suggestions. Then Everest broke the silence, yet again. "You're right, Rocky, that theory is quite strange."

"What is strange?" A dark, toned voice made them all turn around. There, the pup that was missing all this discussion, was Chase.

"Hiya Chase! We were just talking about Tracker, and how he said grassy ass to me when I was calling him to invite him to the sleep over. Like, isn't that strange? So me and Skye started asking everybody for their thoughts on this, and you're the one left! So, what do you think of this term Grassy ass?"

"Wait, so grassy ass, like the Spanish word for thank you?"

"…what was the Spanish word for thank you again?"

"Gracias, Everest, it's Gracias."

"Oh" That was followed by another set of "oh!"s.

"Everest, did you lead us on a wild goose hunt?" Skye asked, eyebrows raising ever so slightly.

"…maybe?"

"OH, EVEREST!"

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

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This is the SIXTH AND LAST one (for now) of my request flurry, I hope you liked it?

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