Chapter 15:
Flowey's POV- third person
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?!" Undyne roared at Flowey, who was busy singing the i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves song at the top of his lungs. He giggled insanely for a second, before giving his verdict.
"Nope!" He cried, then went back to singing at the top if his non-existant lungs. Undyne kneaded her forehead with her knuckles. She was thisclose to decapitating the flower. Thisclose.
But boy oh boy, was she gonna give Frisk an earful when they got back. The kid hadn't explained what would happen if Flowey ate all three bags of gummy worms, hence why Undyne hadn't kept that close an eye on the sugary treat.
However, now she wished she had.
How was she supposed to know that flowers could have sugar highs?
Looking around the room, Undyne spotted an item that would shut the flower up. Grinning like a maniac, she sneaked up behind Flowey, and put a piece of tape around his mouth.
The effects were immediate, to say the least.
Enragement flower (Flowey) immediately tried to bite Undyne, who had expertly moved her hand out of the way.
When that didn't work, he resolved to hitting her hand with his head.
Undyne stared at the flower incredulously for a few seconds before bursting into laughter. Flowey glared at her, and used a vine to rip the tape off his face.
"I wiLl mURDeR yOu IN yoUr SleEp." Flowey promised, a demonic tinge in his voice. Undyne stopped laughing and looked at the flower in slight fear.
"Y'know, it's pretty creepy when you do that," she muttered. Flowey grinned ruefully.
"I know," he said. "That's why I do it."
Out of the corner of her eye Undyne noticed one if Flowey's vines snaking it's way towards a half-eaten bag of gummy worms. Quick as a viper, she lunged forward and grabbed ahold of the bag, keeping it out of Flowey's reach.
"gIvE ThAT BacK RiGhT nOW." He hissed. Undyne shook her head.
"No!" She said. "You've had way to many of these! You're actually shaking!" Flowey looked down at his trembling form and huffed.
"I'm always shaking." He muttered. Undyne rolled her eyes from where she was putting the bag of gummy worms under lock and key. Flowey looked up at the sugary treat sadly.
"Pleeeeeeeease can I have the gummy worms?" He whined. "Pleeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeease pleeeeeeeease." Undyne took a deep breath. Flowey was starting to get on her nerves- more then usual.
She was honestly contemplating whether or not Frisk would hate her if she threw Flowey out of the window, when Alphys comes in.
Flowey immediately shuts up, and glares at the former royal scientist. Alphys jumps and hurried over to Undyne's side. The said fish lady frowned. The tension in the room was thick enough to cut with a knife. She was missing something.
"Alright," Undyne broke the awkward silence. "What am I missing here?" Flowey looked at Undyne incredulously.
"Wait. Little Miss Alphys here didn't tell you about another one of her failures?" Flowey asked, a malicious grin firming in his face. "Oh, this'll be fun." Undyne looked at Alphys.
"Alphy? What's the flower on about?" She asked. Alphys suddenly developed a severe interest in the floor. Flowey cackled meanly.
"Do you want me to tell her?" He asked. "I can if you want. I will of course leave out some details- I have a secret to keep, after all." Undyne knit her eyebrows, wondering what was going on.
"Well, Undyne, as you hopefully already know, I do not have a SOUL." Flowey said casually, shooting Undyne a death glare when she opened her mouth to ask a question. "If you ask me how I will personally murder you in your sleep." Undyne shut her mouth, and Flowey continued his story.
"Now as I was saying, I don't have a SOUL," Flowey continued. "Frisk had told me that Alphys here could make me a SOUL, and that's the whole reason I came to the surface." Flowey gave Undyne a sickly sweet grin.
"But little old Alphys here screwed up and it turns out that she can't make me a SOUL!" Flowey chirped. "So now I'm stuck as a SOULLESS, emotionless being forever!" Flowey beamed. "Isn't that wonderful!?" Undyne was silent for a minute. So was Alphys. And Flowey just kept up the insane grin the entire time.
Then, he dropped the cheerful demeanor.
"Y'know, life is pretty boring with what, 6 emotions." He said in a monotone. "You get bored pretty easily. I had a way to quench my boredom, once, but Frisk took that away from me." He smiled hollowly. "But I'm not allowed to talk about that. Ask Sans if you want to know. Not like the smiley trash bag will give you a straight answer anyways." He smiled at the confused looks on Undyens and Alphys's face.
"Hehe, I forgot how much fun it is to mess with people," he said. "But do you wanna know who was really easy to manipulate? That idiotic fool Papyrus." Undyne clenched her fists.
"He is so stupid!" Flowey laughed. "Honestly, I could convince him to do just about anything." His smile fell. "Anything but get rid of his annoying brother." Flowey sighed.
"Papyrus is loyal to his brother, I'll give him that." He explained. "But he has no idea what Sans is hiding from him. How much he lies to him. How many times he's seen Papyrus di-" Flowey cut himself off.
"Whoops, said a little to much," he said, clearly not bothered. "Eh, whatever. It's not like you'll go bother the smiley trash bag about it anyways." Undyne hesitated before asking her question.
"How- how do you know this?" She asked suspiciously. Flowey gave a small, broken laugh.
"I've seen a lot of things," he said. "Let's leave it at that. Now," Flowey turned his attention to the cupboard where Undyne had put his gummy worms.
"Can I have my gummy worms back now?"
BAM! CHAPTER DONE! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hehe...
Ok, moving onto more important things:
1: Sorry for the shorter chapter, I'm on a time limit to get this up
2:ok, I'm almost 100% percent sure that this story has 3 more chapters and an epilogue left. I think. I might change my mind, who knows.
3: ACTUALLY WAIT I JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD UDEA FOR A CHAPTER IT WOULD BE KINDA SHORT THOUGH BUT I REALLY WANT TO ADD IT IN I REALLY HOPE I CAN FIT IT INTO MY SCHEDUEL I THINK I CAN SJFBTKDSKSOSJD IDODBDKDKDBDKWAKSJVDKDKDEBKWKS
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Au revoir, little biscuits!
