I do not own anything in this story
I dislike made up stories about characters (by which I mean fanfics) because in my opinion they make fun of the characters
however after seeing if others shared my ideas about characters I realized like TV and video games they may be windows too other dimensions
(ever put your finger hard enough on a computer it gives kind of a portal effect) (like the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave in Super Mario 64 and DS remake)
fanfics may be parallel dimensions to those said dimensions so please if you write a fanfic don't do anything too drastic. If you cant find any of my stories then they have been deleted but don't worry it most likely means it's being updated.(because I have to use notepad)
Ganondorf Offscreen
Chapter 4 The Raid!
"Hmmmm, That boy..." Ganondorf mutters walking out of Hyule Castle.
"He's the same one in those dreams I've been having..." the Gerudo says recalling the forest boy from Zelda's courtyard in his dream of chasing the fleeing princess.
"That wretch, Zelda probaly thinks I don't know about her knowing my intentions and her plan to stop me." The king of evil chuckles as he remembers the boy holding the Kokri's emerald.
"If that boy is after the spiritual stones, there's no dought Zelda will have him open the Door of Time. That is when I shall strike and claim what's rightfully mine!" Ganondorf laughs manicly knowing very well even if he could get through the door, he can't touch the final lock.
Suddenly, a slight snag enters the villian's mind. "Hmmm... They'll probably get the Goron's Ruby okay... but, The Zora's Saphire..." the green man ponders remembering what happend to the spiritual stone of water, and the only one who knows what happend to it is 'missing' for all the Zora's know.
"Hmmm, no doubt the Zoras won't figure out what happend to their princess anytime soon... Ahh! That might work!" Ganondorf says hatching an idea as he grabs pen and paper.
"I'll just forge a letter from the princess explaining where she is!" the king of evilness begins writing the letter. " Now, I just need to find somewhere for the boy to find it, but not the Zoras..." murmers the king thinking of a spot.
After sealing the letter in a bottle, the Gerudo decides to place it in Lake Hylia, as he doubts the boy will stray far from Zora's Domain... even if they are on opposite ends... "Either the boy will die, or collect all three spirtual stones. A win win either way!" Ganondorf laughs evily upon thinking of his opposition.
Several hours pass.
'It's been several hours... surely enough time for the Spiritual stones to be gathered.' The evil Gerudo thinks as he begins setting the castle's interier aflame.
"What are you doing!?" cries Zelda's father. "You should've listened to your daughter, this world will be mine!" Ganondorf laughs maniacly breaking stuff.
"Soldiers. Attack!" commands Hyrule's ruler. Unfortunately, the Gerudo King severly wounds the soldiers with his black magic. "Hand over the Ocarina of Time, I must have the power of the gods!" Ganondorf demands.
"Impa! Quick, Get my daughter to safety!" commands the King of Hyrule. "But, father!" Zelda begs. "Zelda, as long as I'm king, I won't let this tyrant rule, that won't happen as long as you and the Ocarina of Time are safe! Do you understand? Go!" explains the kingly father.
Zelda nods in understanding as Impa whisks her away. "I'll defend this kindom with my life if I have to!" Zelda's father cries picking up a pair of swords on the wall. "Bring it old man!" The Gerudo yells.
"Ahhh! My back!" Hyrule's old king screams in pain as the swords are too heavy.
Unfortunately, Ganondorf is merciless, as he turns the king into a pipe organ.
Getting on his black stallion, Ganondorf rushes to the entrance to Hyrule field, ignoring one of the soldiers he injured creep into the alley.
The king of evil has his sights on the white horse, as he gallops through the market, However, he loses sight of them once they enter Hyrule Field.
A/N Zelda's father is the same pipe organ Ganondorf plays at the end of the game.
"Arrrrrgh! I lost her!" Ganondorf complains before noticing his advesary next to him.
"You over there! Little Kid! You must have seen the white horse gallop past just now, Which way did it go? Answer Me!" the evil king demands pretending not to know the boy.
Link just glares at Ganondorf. "So, you think you can protect them from me? You've got guts kid." the Gerudo says as the lad draws his sword.
Heh heh heh... You want a piece of me? Very funny! I like your attitude!" Ganondorf laughs admiring his opponent before flicking them to the side with a magic ball.
"Pathetic little fool! Do you realize who you are dealing with?" The evil King chuckles amusedly as the boy gets back to his feet.
I am Ganondorf, and soon I will rule the world!" the fiend says before riding off. Little does our hero know, the Gerudo only hides behind the wall of Lon Lon ranch and watches him get the Ocarina of Time, before stealthly following him to the Temple of Time.
Hiding behind one of the various pillars, Ganondorf watches as Link plays the Song of Time, opening the Door of Time.
"Link isn't that... That legendary blade?! The Master Sword!" Ganondorf hears the fairy question as the boy steps inside.
'Heh Heh Heh, that's it just pull out that sword and lead me to the Triforce.' Ganondorf thinks snickering.
A few seconds pass, and to Ganondorf's confusion, Link exits the Temple of Time, but what confuses him even more is the strange medallians he's carrying.
"I could've sworn that boy didn't have those medals earlier?" The Gerudo says watching the Hero of Time leave in confusion. 'He couldn't have found me out could he?' thinks the confused villian as he stares at the stuck sword.
A/N Yes, Link has just traveled back to before drawing the sword.
After a couple hours, Link returns with some kind of magnifying glass and draws the blade of evil's bane.
"Geh heh heh! Excellent work!" Ganondorf laughs, as the young boy and his fairy collapse.
"As I thought you held the keys to the Door of Time! 'Although I'm still confused why you left.' explains the king of green.
You have led me to the gates of the sacred Realm, Yes I owe it all to you kid!" Ganondorf laughs in triumph as the way to the Triforce opens.
"But seriously though, why did you leave?" The Gerudo questions approaching the unconcious boy.
Ganondorf's eyes shift from the boy to the Triforce, and back again. "Hmm... I wonder if you've got anything good on you?" Ganondorf wonders as he steps on the unconcious fairy's wings.
"Let's see, a bunch of Deku sticks..." Ganondorf mutters setting the sticks aflame before continueing through Link's belongings.
"A wimpy sword and shield... he won't be needing these..." The evil king says destroying the Kokri's sword and the Deku shield with his magic.
"Useless childrens toys..." Ganondorf continues, stomping the Fairy slingshot and boomerang to oblivion. "Hmm... what's this?" The Gerudo wonders holding some sort of mask.
"Sheikah Mask!" Ganondorf seethes in rage remembering the Sheikah who took Zelda away from him as he crushes the mask to bits in his hand.
The king of evil reaches for more belongings, when the Master Sword in Link's hand puts a barrier around him.
"Ahhhhh!" Ganondorf cringes in pain removing his hands from the Hero of Time. "I guess I better get the Triforce." The green man humphs when something catches his eye.
"Hmm... the boy's shadow isn't in the forcefield... I wonder..." The Gerudo King says coming up with a devilish idea.
Pulling out a turkey baster, Ganondorf uses his magic and extracts a piece of Link's shadow. "I can make myself a child with this." the evil man says staring at the black liquid inside the kitchen utensil.
Using his magic once again, the man forms a young living shadow of Link. "Now I'll just have to train him..." Ganondorf says looking at his sleeping creation, Dark Link.
Satisfied with his work, Ganondorf touches the Triforce, causing it to break into three pieces, much to the king's surprise.
Hyrule's new ruler watches as a piece fuses with him, one fuses with the boy, and the other flies away... "I must get those two pieces back!" The king snarls leaving to claim his new throne.
A/N That's why Link, can't use some of his items as an adult, Cause Ganondorf destroyed them! Anyway, I'm sorry but after that Canadian squirt gun reference, I have to say this (you know what I mean if you've seen a show about three similarly named guys whose theme song consists of whistleing)
Anyway, In their words "Canadians are weird"... Espiecialy on South Park, their moving mouths always make me can't help but laugh.