Chapter 16:

Flowey's P.O.V- third person

Undyne popped an aspirin in her mouth, seconds later swallowing it along with a gulp of water. She looked at Alphys.

"I swear, I am thisclose to throwing that insane flower out of the window," she said clenching her fists. "How the bloody hell did he manage to pick a lock with no arms?!" Flowey giggled from his spot on the coffee table.

"Weeks of practice," he said, popping another gummy worm in his mouth. He turned his attention back to his coloring book.

"Hmm... red, or green..." he muttered under his breath. Undyne snorted, finding it funny that a killer psycho flower was contemplating what color to use for his coloring book. She turned to Alphys again.

"I need to get out of here." She grumbled. "I'm going insane being cooped up with this crazy flower. Any ideas?" Alphys hesitated, a feat that didn't go unnoticed by Undyne.

"Alphy? You got any ideas?"

"W-w-well th-the is a n-new anime sh-shop I've b-b-been meaning t-t-to t-tell y-you ab-about... they're having a sale today..."

Complete and total silence for a count of ten seconds.

Then-

"ALPHYS! START THE CAR! ENRAGEMENT FLOWER! PUT THAT COLORING BOOK BACK! WE'RE GONNA GO LOOK AT ANIME!"

Flowey hissed when Undyne roughly picked him up, and ran out towards the car, dodging the friendliness pellets Flowey was throwing at her.

"yoU iDIoT! puT mE dOWN rIght NOw BeFORE I MuRdeR yoU!" He screamed. Undyne laid him no heed, and instead practically threw the flowery psychopath in the backseat of their car. Flowey yelled in surprise, and by some sheer miracle, managed to straighten his pot before it fell over. He glared at the two women in the front, one of whom was shakkng with excitement, the other, fear and anxiety. Undyne looked back at Flowey, giving him a toothy grin. The flower shuddered. He had a really bad feeling about this.

"BUCKLE UP!" Undyne shrieked before slamming her foot down on the glass petal. Flowey screamed in pure terror.

"UNDYNE!" he screamed, eyes wide with terror. "SLOW DOWN!" Undyne grinned terrifyingly.

"NEVER!" she shouted. "WE HAVE TO GET THERE BEFOFRE THW SALE IS OVER! NGAHHHHH!"

Flowey looked at Alphys, who aside from gripping the seats rather tightly, showed no sign frightened by Undyne's driving. The scientist noticed Flowey's incredulous stare and explained.

"Un-undyne always d-drives l-like th-th-this." She explained. Flowey sighed, and summoned a few vibes to bind hin to the seat.

Flowey suddenly sat up very straight, cocking his head to the side slightly. His eyes widened when he realized what he was hearing.

"UNDYNE?!" he asked, the panic in his voice hard to miss. "IF ITS AT ALL POSSIBLE, SPEED UP! THE POLICE ARE ON OUR TAIL!" Undybe grinned, and did as the flower asked. Flowey looked back at the police cars.

"JUST DONT LET THEM CATCH US!" Flowey shrieked. "THR POLICE DONT REALLY LIKE ME!" Undyne stole a glance back at the flower, who's eyes were wide with panic and terror.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?" Undyne hollered at the panicked buttercup. Flowey gulped.

"COULD WE POSSIBLY DISCUSS THIS LATER?" he asked, eyes wide as saucers. "WHEN WE'RE NOT IN A BLOODY POLICE CHASE?!" Rolling her eyes and shaking her head, Undyne gunned the gas pedal.

Then...

"WAIT- WHY IS THE CAR SLOWING DOWN?"

Undyne cursed and checked the gas meter. Like she suspected, they'd run out of gas. She turned around and looked at Flowey.

"Sorry Murder Flower, we're out of gas." Flowey huffed and leaned back in his seat.

"Great," he complained. "Now we're stuck out here, with several angry policemen behind us." Undyne winced.

"Yeah, we might be in the slightest bit of a pickle." she admitted. Flowey sighed.

"Just don't let them see me," he requested. "I'm not very popular with them." Undyne shook her head.

"What did you do?" he asked. Flowey blushed slightly.

"The story involves friendliness pellets, a malfunctioning coffee machine, and a rotten jam doughnut," he said. "Thats all I'm saying." Undyne rolled her eyes, jumping when a policeman knocked on the window. The fish lady rolled down the said window.

"What?" she snapped. The policeman glared at her.

"Lady, why the hell were you breaking the speed limit at 100 miles per?" he asked, furious. Undyne shrugged.

"There was a sale," she said. The policeman rolled his eyes.

"A sale." he repeated. "A sale. You ran several red lights, hit 14 pigeons, and nearly ran over 3 people to get to a sale?" Undyne shrugged again.

"Yeah. Problem with that?" The policeman sighed.

"Lady, I'm not even gonna bother explaining anything. You're under arrest."

Undyne yelped as she was roughly pulled from the car, Alphys and Flowey following. Flowey kept his head ducked so the policemen couldn't see him, and they sped away in a police car.

"Hey Alphys?" Flowey asked the scientist quietly. She turned to him.

"Y-yeah?" she asked, a little high-strung from being in a police chase. Flowey shifted in his pot.

"Is Mo- Toriel gonna bail Undyne out?" he asked, hoping Alphys would ignore his slip-up. The scientist nodded.

"Y-yeah, T-T-T-Toriel usually b-b-bails Un-Undyne out." she stammered.

10 minutes later, the three of them sat in police chairs, watching Undyne get scolded by Toriel.

"So irrisponsible!" the goat monster said. "Unbeliveable! You could've been killed!"

While Undyne was being chewed out by Alphys, Frisk came over to talk to the golden buttercup. Flowey looked up at them.

"Hey." he said. Frisk looked at him with concerned eyes.

You ok? they asked. Being in a police chase cant have been fun. Flowey snorted.

"It was more fun then sitting at the house," he said, amused. "I was more concerned with any of the officers recognizing me then my safety to be honest." Frisk knit their eyebrows.

Why am I not surprised? they asked. Flowey gave his version of a shrug. Frisk shook their head.

Anyways, I'm getting off topic, they said. Toriel told me to tell you that you're coming home now. Flowey breathed a sigh of relief. As much as he'd enjoyed annoying the hell out of Undyne, he couldn't stand the tension between him and Alphys.

"Ok," he said, then began twisting his leaves together- kinda like how a child would twist their hands together if they're nervous about something. Frisk narrowed their eyes.

Flowey, they asked, Is there something you are not telling me? Flowey laughed nervously.

"I may or may not have disragarded you telling me not to eat all three bags of gummy worms, and done as you asked me not to." Frisk sighed.

Remind me- why did I pack you 3 bags of gummy worms? Flowey shrugged.

"Because you're an idiot?"

... you may be right on that one, Flowey.

BAM! Chapter 16 done! *Sighs* why this story has sixteen bloody chapters I will never understand...

Anyways, moving on...

So, you guys know how I said I'd like to have this story done by the end of June?

Yeah...

Not gonna happen.

Bow I'm just hoping to get this story done by the end of the SUMMER.

I'm also pretty sure that i will have 3 more chapters and an epilogue, and then oncw this story is done, I may upload some if the Undertale oneshots I've been writing in my spare time.

Moving on again...

The last day if school is tomorrow! Yay! I will no longer have to suffer the torture of waking up before twelve o'clock noon!

Au revoir, little biscuits!