Set before Flowey gets a SOUL
It was a beautiful Monday morning. Birds were chirping, flowers were blooming, and a certain skeleton contemplated on whether or not he could kill a certain flower, and hide the dust before Frisk got home.
"I'm booooooooooooooooored."
"So?"
"So entertain me, idiot!"
Sans sighed and kneaded his temples, already feeling a migraine starting to form. He was starting to wish he'd put up a bigger fight when Toriel had asked him to babysit Flowey, this was certainly going to be a major toll on his psyche.
"Oi, Smiley Trashbag!" Sans sighed, and turned to the golden buttercup, annoyance dancing in his eye sockets. (How the bloody hell that works, I have no clue.)
"Yes, Enragement Flower?" He asked, smirking when Flowey glared at him.
"Go get the gummy worms!" Sans grinned, leaning against at the wall.
"Why don't you go get them yourself?"
"I don't have LEGS you idiot!"
"Oh."
"WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING MY GUMMY WORMS?!"
"You only told me to go get the gummy worms. You never told me when."
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! GO GET THEM NOW!"
"Ok."
….
"GO ALREADY!"
Sans chuckled to himself and walked into the kitchen, listening to the flower screaming profanities in the background. Man, it was fun to annoy Flowey like that. He used to do it to Papyrus, but Flowey's reactions were so much more funny.
Sans hummed a tune to himself while he used his magic to levitate Flowey's gummy worms down from the shelf. He was about to go back into the living room when a thought struck him, and he grinned evilly.
This would be fun…
*Five minutes later*
"Here are your gummy worms, Enragement Flower," Sans said, tossing the bag to Flowey. It of course hit the golden buttercup in the face.
Sans didn't really care though.
Said skeleton was putting all of his effort into not smiling whilst Flowey was opening the bag. Granted, he was always smiling, but it's the thought that counts.
Sans couldn't stop his perpetual smile from growing when Flowey popped a gummy worms in his mouth. Soon, he would get his revenge.
5 seconds passed…
10 second passed…
Flowey finished the gummy worm…
Sans couldn't stop his jaw from dropping when Flowey popped another gummy worm in his mouth. How was he eating those things?
"Flowey."
"Hmm?"
"You do realize I emptied the entire salt shaker into that bag, right?"
"...oh. That's why they tasted so funny."
"And you're still eating them?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"I like them."
"... You… actually like gummy worms with… salt on them?"
"Yes."
"That's weird…"
"Says the one who'll down ketchup straight out of the bottle."
… I'm back.
For now. Sort of. Not really.
Alright, lemme explain the reason this story has updated, even though it's complete:
It's March 6th! (Well, it should be if I do this right, at the moment I'm writing this, it's the 26 of October.)
… for all you newbies, (and the people who've been here for an entire year) one year ago I published Flowey Was Alone.
So I decided to post one more bonus chapter just for the occasion.
This won't be an annual thing, either. It's very unlikely I'll still be in the Undertale fandom in 2018, I'm actually surprised I've held out this long, lol.
Um. That's it. Yeah.
…
Au revoir, little biscuits!