AN: I don't know how I can even call this a one-shot if I'm just gonna upload a chapter two, but since I DID write more than four chapters worth of material before I even published this story...might as well give it to ya.
Story Start:
It had been over six months since Naruto had met Tanya, six months of hell.
Imperial Army Zugspitsche Training Grounds
Naruto darted towards a hole that Viktoriya had finished digging and jumped in, "OW!" The second in command threw him out of the hole, "Dig your own hole!"
Naruto quickly grabbed the closest shovel and started digging.
"Time to start the Training!" Tanya fired the signal, and within seconds of it's appearance in the sky, hundreds of mortar shells started raining down on the group of mages.
"RETREAT!" Everyone started digging, Naruto finished his hole, and jumped in, the shells had already started making contact, a mage who was digging a few feet away from him is suddenly hit with a live shell. 'IS SHE NUTS!?' He noticed how everyone started digging faster.
Tanya kept a smile up in the sky, "Looks like they accidentally mixed in a few live shells, oh well..."
Naruto started shivering as he tried to keep his shield up, for the night, his mind kept drifting to his past life.
Flashback- Elemental Nations
Kaguya stared down a broken and battered Naruto Uzumaki, "Will you give up now?"
The seventeen-year-old tried getting up from the dirt, his feet were broken, he wriggled and managed to sit on his knees.
Naruto stared down a Goddess, "You're not special, no way in hell I'm giving up because you said so!" His hands were also broken, so he decided to spit at her.
Kaguya frowned as the boy refused to accept his defeat, "You don't seem to realize the situation you are in, the afterlife is too good for a fool like you."
She walked to him and kicked his face, she kept his face to the dirt with her feet, "I know exactly what to do with someone as self-righteous as you and a child like you should also look like one."
Imperial Army Zugspitsche Training Grounds
The last shell hit the ground and everyone stayed silent. Naruto finally released a sigh of relief, "It's finished..." Viktoriya looked out of her hole, "Hopefully you're right."
Tanya smirked as she watched Naruto shakingly get out of his hole, "Those 36 hours just flew by didn't they?" She threw a cylindrical object at his head with an insane amount of speed. He caught it, and saw that it was a map. Tanya smirked at him, "I bet you haven't had enough yet..." She looked at the group, "Since you're all warriors, I imagine that everyone wants to move onto the next point." She narrowed her eyes at a few men, "No defensive spells or Flight magic, in the off-chance of you using any magic, and I will detect it, I will shoot you down myself."
Tanya flew down and threw a clean jacket at Naruto, "You have forty-eight hours, be careful."
Somewhere in the mountains
Naruto struggled to to walk on the snow, he angrily gripped the jacket that Tanya gave him, 'She put weights in this thing!' His little body was not equipped to handle this amount of strain.
Viktoriya noticing him struggle tried to help him, but Naruto kept her away, "It's fine, I can do this."
A plane is spotted by someone, "Bomber! Get down!"
The plane flew really close to them, close enough to trigger an avalanche. "RUN!" The snow raced down the mountain and started burying the men alive.
Naruto was fast enough to keep himself from being buried by the snow. He kept running but the snow swept him up, he watched as he was slid off of a mountain cliff. "Shit!"
He reached out trying to grab hold of anything to stop his fall, his hand grabbed a root that was sticking out. "I can do this...I can do this." He tried to pull himself up, but the root came out of the dirt, he started falling again. He looked for the the thickest patch of snow and braced himself.
'This is nothing' He hit the snow head first.
Tanya flew down to the group of people that were buried in the avalanche, "You people might as well give up right now, things are only going to get harder from this point." She noticed how Naruto was missing.
The most undamaged men got on their feet and started saluting Tanya, "We will finish the training!" The rest of the men chanted the same thing and started marching again.
She clenched her fist as she watched the men go into the distance, she turned to Victoriya, "Go and find my little brother second lieutenant."
Tanya watched the second in command salute her, "Do not help him unless it is a life-threatening scenario." Victoriya nodded and flew down the mountain cliff.
Naruto kept running, they were chasing him, the wolves were getting closer, he jumped on a large boulder sticking out of the snow and loaded his rifle.
One of the Gray wolves leapt at him, he shot it in mid air. Another one leapt closer, he had to use the butt of the rifle to hit the animal.
A third wolf lunged to bite his arm, but Naruto managed to hold it off with his rifle. He used his other hand to pull out his kunai, he smiled as he stabbed the kunai into the dog's' head.
Victoriya breathed out a sigh of relief, "Looks like he'll be fine." She trailed him as he started walking back to base.
Base camp
Tanya held a watch in front of her, it was nine minutes before time was up. She narrowed her eyes at the distance, Naruto slowly walked towards the camp. He was heavily breathing, and he was dragging his feet.
The men saw him and started cheering him on, "Come on! You can do this! Just a little more!"
Naruto slowly made his way to Tanya and fell on his knees. She pulled him up to his feet, "Looks like you made it." Naruto glared at her, "I don't think I had a choice."
One month later
Tanya was on a stage, the men stood on attention as she started her speech, "You are no longer Maggots from this day forward." She stared down Naruto, "From now on, you are Mages of the Empire!" Naruto glared back at her, but she kept talking, "Most of you will not come back from war, but you are part of the empire now! And as long as the Empire never dies, you will never die!"
The men cheered her on, "SIR YES SIR!" She had earned the respect of all these men, or she had earned their fear, all but one.
Naruto kept glaring at her.
Imperial Strategic HQ External Bureau
Tanya sat opposite of Lieutenant Colonel Rerugen, "Congratulations on your promotion Major." Tanya nodded to him, and he continued, "As you know, I have finished the inspection on the forces in theater, I had also taken the liberty of finishing the inspection on your supposed brother." She smiled at him, "I believe you are now satisfied at the fact that he is my brother."
He tried to find any indication of deceit in her talk, "Yes, his probation has been completed, we are still interested at his growth as a mage, just like you, his growth is astonishing." She folded her arms, "Of course, we are family, nothing less is expected of him." He pushed a folder in front of her, "These files contain orders to depart immediately for the southern garrison with the highest priority, I understand that your 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion has been assembled?" She looked out the window, "They are still a training battalion, I'd need six more months to get everyone fully trained."
The Colonel kept pressing on, "According to my inspector, your battalion has reached a level where they can be deployed immediately. All of them are using prototypes of the next-generation weapons, and they have finished adaptation training at 8000 meters."
Tanya kept trying to postpone the inevitable, "My battalion was given equipment to balance their fighting strength, they still require more time to train."
He didn't back down, "Our Military has nothing to spare! We are at a stalemate at the west, and things at the north are not yet finished!" She rebutted, "Which is why I'm wondering, why are you sending us to the south?" He stood up, "It was Strategic Headquarters' decision."
Tanya relented, "Understood." He started walking to the door, "If you'll excuse me."
Military Garrison 5
Tanya read out a file, "A corps-sized Dakian military unit has invaded our borders." Naruto listened into a radio device, "There's something weird happening."
She waited for him to continue, "They don't have any air strength, and their communications are unencrypted, we've intercepted all of them."
Tanya grabbed the radio and listened in, "Is the device functioning properly?" Naruto took the radio back from her, "Everything is working fine."
She walked away from him, "So their communications are unencrypted and they have no aerial forces, the Dakians are surprisingly inept."
She turned to her second in command, "Assemble our forces, we are going to war!"
Vicktoriya saluted and left her alone with Naruto.
Tanya smirked at Naruto, "Are you ready to go killing, little brother?" He glared at her, "Stop calling me that, it's bad enough that I have to pretend in front of people." She grabbed his chin with a bit of force, "But you are ready aren't you? Ready to kill?"
He pushed her hand away, "I never liked killing." She grabbed a seat, "I find it humorous, I've been cursed to pray, while you have been cursed to kill."
Naruto kept glaring, "At least I didn't live in a time where everyone was worshiping an invisible, transdimensional Kaguya." Tanya thought about it for a moment, "I don't think she is a she anymore, but at least I didn't live in the stone-age." His eyebrow twitched, "At least I still have my dick."
Tanya lost it, she started kicking him, she grabbed his hair and he started punching and kicking her. This was the scene Vicktoriya walked into, "Ahh! Mam! Please stop being mean to your brother!" She pulled the two of them apart. "She!/He! Started it!" They glared at each other.
Victoriya put them down, "Stop it you two, take your aggression out on the Dakian."
Invaded area
Tanya and her battalion forces were flying towards the Dakian army, Naruto was looking through his scopes, "Army sighting confirmed, approximately four divisions."
Tanya gave the order, "All soldiers move out!" Naruto and three other company commanders lead their squads, "Roger!"
The Dakian forces looked up and saw bullets zooming towards them, but they had no time to take cover as their forces were suddenly getting blown up.
Hundreds of people were dying every minute.
Naruto's lips slowly formed a smile as he aimed at a large group of people, he knew this was wrong, this wasn't him, it was that curse again, 'To only feel alive, when I cause death, this is my curse, and I'll feel the most alive when I find and kill you Kaguya...I'll kill you.'
Naruto noticed that the enemy forces in his area were scattering, he pulled out two kunai's and flew down.
The Dakian forces watched a small child fly down, they soon realized the mistake of not retreating. Naruto dashed towards a man with an insane grin, he plunged a kunai into his eye and waited for the other men to realize the danger, they tried shooting him, but a shield blocked all their bullets, he ran towards another man with his kunai, a mad grin on his face, 'I hate this...' He brutally tore through the man's throat, 'I'll never forget this horrible moment...' He tore the head off of another man.
Tanya and her men watched as Naruto kept chasing after the fleeing men, "He's massacring them."
Victoriya pointed at a group of invaders, "They're lining up to fire a volley." Tanya was disappointed at the enemy, but she watched as one of her Lieutenants commanded his group to fall back, "Why the hell are they backing away?"
Victoriya answered her, "The enemy infantry has gotten into an AA formation, So as Doctrine dictates, he's suppose to fall back to the limits of his range."
Tanya shook her head, "Is he not capable of functioning without a manual? An infantry bullet can't hit a flying mage."
Victoriya kept watching but she noticed something, "Um Mam, your brother is sprinting towards the enemy infantry." Tanya had a proud look on her face.
Naruto kept his shield up as the enemy infantry kept firing at him, he sliced through the men that tried intercepting him, he kept running and finally barged into the forces. He managed to reach the very middle of group.
The enemy forces backed away from Naruto as he started glowing. Without anymore warnings, the enemy force was engulfed in a massive explosion.
Vicktoriya gaped at the massive blast, "Is he going to be all right?" Tanya flew down, "He's fine."
Naruto's hands started shaking as he realized how many people he had just killed, he was standing with barely a few scratches, he was surrounded by charred bodies of the dead.
An hour later
Tanya and her group landed at the enemy camp. Naruto got a chill down his spine, he walked towards the enemy commander, "Welcome to the empire, would you mind showing me your documents?" The commander pointed his gun to Naruto's face and shot him point blank, "So no Documents then?" Naruto grabbed hold of the commander's neck and threw him towards Tanya.
Tanya motioned for her men to shoot everyone in the camp. Naruto grabbed another man and started gouging his eyes out as his group kept shooting the enemy.
After killing everyone, her men started stealing documents and setting boobbytraps.
She walked towards Naruto, "You look like you enjoyed yourself today." He glared back at her, "You look like a little girl." She didn't show a reaction, "Don't worry, the night's not done yet, we're heading to the capital."
End.
AN:Will someone please write a crossover of the two series already...I am fueled by inspiration. Hopefully I don't get as many reviews as last time, for I'll be peer pressured into posting yet another chapter, don't make me do it.