AN: I find it hilarious that Youjo senki has more crossovers than original stories. Also I am very drunk, what do you mean I should stop writing david? No I am not just gonna post my story with this as my AN. What's that you say...A backflip? I'll take your bet good sir!(worst drunk backflip ever, don't drink and flip)
Story Start:
Naruto, Tanya and five other men monitored the enemy base from the sky. Naruto looked at his watch, "What's taking so long?" Tanya also looked at her watch, "Have some patience...the sun still hasn't set."
The group waited until the sun finally set, and when it did, Naruto voiced his opinion, "Looks like your procedure went wrong Mam."
Tanya didn't reply, she decided to wait a bit longer. A moment later, the enemy base's lights came on...that was their signal. Tanya condescendingly looked at Naruto, "You were saying, Naru-chan..." He had to stop himself from strangling her.
Once they landed, the men relaxed and piled their weapons, Tanya looked around, "Pretty pathetic, we didn't even have to fight, I didn't expect our method to work as flawlessly for the fifth time."
Naruto walked to the door and opened it, "How long do we have to wait before the gas disperses?" Tanya put on a gas mask, "Victoriya carries the detector, you'll know when she comes out." She walked into the door, "Do not enter until Victoriya comes out and confirms that it is breathable, I'll go ahead and speed up the search for the scientist."
The men saluted their superior as she went into the underground base, Naruto decided that he may as well go do his business in the forest, "I'll be back, an...urgent matter requires my attention at the moment." After Naruto tossed his gun into the pile and left, the men decided to pass the time by making a few jokes about kids and their bladders.
Inside the enemy base
Tanya stepped on an unconscious man's face as she walked out of a room, 'Where is that dammed scientist!?' Dozens of unconscious bodies littered the hallway she was in, 'Looks like these men were trying to escape the sleeping gas...they must of noticed people passing out.' She noticed a reinforced door at the end of the hallway, it didn't look normal.
She walked to it, there was an opening at the top of the door, she walked closer and felt like something was pulling her towards the door. She tried moving back, but her feet kept sliding towards it, a faint humming of a machine became audible as she kept sliding to the door, something was pulling her towards it, she aimed her rifle at it, but it slipped out of her hand and slammed onto the metal, next the badges on her her uniform came off and slammed onto the metal, then her hat, and finally the metal-reinforced shoes she was wearing stuck themselves onto the door, 'I'll assume that this is not a door.'
After trying and failing to get her weapon and shoes off of the machine/door, Tanya decided to give up on it and just resumed her search for the Scientist's unconscious body.
Outside the base
Vicktoriya finally came out of the door with her mask still on, she took it off and looked at the men, "It should be safe to enter after a couple of minutes." She noticed that Naruto was missing, "Where is the third Lieutenant?" The men knew that Naruto just went to empty his bladder, but they decided to have a little fun, "The Lieutenant went into the forest to investigate something he saw...he, uh...told us to stay here and wait until you arrived so we could inform you."
Vicktoriya felt like the story sounded a little fishy, but she believed them regardless, "Wait here while I go look for him"
They waited until she was out of earshot until they all started laughing.
"HA!HA!HA!" One of the man leaned on the guy next to him, "Can you imagine what her face is gonna look like when she sees him taking a piss!? HA!HA!" Another man as holding his stomach as he tried to stop laughing, "OH! OH yeah, I can just imagi-" *BANG* The group stopped laughing when they realized that their friend had just dropped lifelessly to the ground, most of his skull was missing and chunks of brain matter was covering the person next to him, "Wha-" *BANG* He was also shot in the head, The other three ran towards their pile of guns, "WHY!? THIS AREA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEA-" *BOOM* Their pile of weapons was destroyed with an explosive shot, the men futily put up their barriers as they were bombarded with enemy fire.
Both Naruto and Vicktoriya had heard the shots and they both ran back to the base, Vicktoriya was the first to reach the edge of the forest, Naruto came after and knelt down next to her, "What happened?" They were covered by the forest at the moment, "All of our men are dead, I have also spotted over a hundred enemy soldiers, half of our enemy are mages." Naruto regretted putting his rifle into that pile, it was now destroyed, "We're outnumbered, outgunned and our commanding officer is about to be captured..." He counted eighty men entering the underground base, "This was an ambush, we messed up big time..." It was true, they had been using the same method to capture enemy research bases for over a month now. They should've prepared for something like this.
Naruto turned to Vicktoriya, "You need to go back to HQ and get us reinforcements ASAP!" Vicktoriya thought about it for a moment, she would have to run at least ten miles before flying to avoid detection, and Naruto could hide in the forest easier with his smaller size, it was their best option, "I'll get help, but don't do anything rash! Keep track of the enemy if they move and leave a trail if you decide to follow them." After he nodded, she started her run back to HQ.
A small bird landed in front of Naruto as he waited for something to happen, and it did. Time suddenly stopped, he realized that he couldn't move his body, his eyes turned to the creature that had just landed a moment ago, "KAGUYA!" He did his best to glare at the goddess.
The bird looked directly at him as it started talking, "Hello little ninja, have you enjoyed your stay here?" He still couldn't move anything except his lips, "I'll kill you Kaguya! I'll kill you!" He growled at her with clenched teeth, the bird hopped onto one of his out-stretched hands, "Oh you poor little thing, look at you...I've won, you no longer cling to your pathetic ideology of peace, you've just decided to sit here while your comrade is being captured." Naruto's eyes widened, she was right, his old self would have decided to rescue Tanya, his old self would never just wait for something to happen, this world was changing him, he was becoming something else, something he hated.
The bird turned its head, "Nothing to say? Are you that easy to break? You're patheti-" *Squash* Naruto somehow regained control of one of his hands, and had stabbed the bird through his hand, "You think I'm pathetic Kaguya...I'll prove you wrong!"
Naruto pulled out another knife, he didn't wait for another second as he rushed towards the enemy soldiers standing in front of the entrance. The soldiers noticed him and opened fire. He watched as some of the bullets zoomed past him, the enemy realized that it wasn't a regular soldier, seeing as a shield kept popping in and out of existence. They still had eight mages in their group, all them decided to pelt him with their explosive bullets.
Naruto counted down the time it would take for the bullets to hit, 'I need to make my shield as strong as possible at the right moment...NOW!' An explosion occurred, it was just a few feet away from the group. One of the men got up, he noticed the burning remains of Naruto's uniform, "Little shit almost gave me a heart attack." He turned around only to come face to face with a bloody Naruto, the boy stabbed him through the heart before he could say anything.
Naruto dodged a wide punch from an enemy soldier, "You guys don't look so tough, now that I can stab you..." Naruto had just killed twelve men and five of the mages, the three remaining men tried to fly away, but Naruto shot them down after grabbing one of the dead soldiers guns. Naruto pointed the barrel at the last man's face, "This is where your story ends." The man started breathing heavily, his leg had a gaping hole, his friends were dead and he was about to die, he started hyperventilating, "I'm not going to die alone!" Naruto let go of the gun and brought his arms up to cover his face as the man's gemstone started glowing. The explosion that followed was massive.
Inside the enemy base
Tanya was at the very bottom level of the base, she was surrounded by loud machines that almost made her want to kill herself, she had to steady herself when the building suddenly shook, the lights went out a moment later. She carefully tread through the dark lab, careful of any broken glass, 'Why did I decide to keep going barefoot?'
She kept going for a few more minutes until she saw a flash of light, "Lieutenant, stop pointing the light at my face..." She expected Naruto to make a snide remark, but instead she had to jump out of the way as the spot she was standing on exploded, "She's over here!"
Her eyes widened, 'No...this can't be happening!' She instinctively reached for her weapon, but remembered that she decided to leave it at a higher floor. She had to dodge again as more men flooded the floor and started shooting at her, 'I can't die like this! I need to find a way out!'
She was at the bottom of the building, and the surface was twenty floors above, she tried to recall the layout of the building, there were two staircases on every floor, the closest one was surrounded, the other one was all the way to the other side of the building, 'Dammit all!' She sprinted towards the other exit, the men aimed their guns and fired at her, 'Three meters...two meters...one meter...DIE!' She jumped above two men and slashed the throat of the third as she ran up the less guarded stairway.
'Just keep running, keep running and then find cover in the forest, yes, the forest should help me cover my tracks!' She was only a floor away from freedom when the wall next to the stairway exploded. She had to cover her eyes from the dust, Naruto had been launched through the wall, courtesy of an enemy mage still pointing his gun at the boy. Naruto's legs were almost torn to shreds and his left arm was bent, it took him a few seconds to recognise her, "Tanya, take that guy out, that floor is clear, they can't use the other staircase." She tried to help him up, but he just shook his head, "Just go, I'll handle these guys..." The men on the bottom floor had almost caught up to them, and there was still a man pointing his gun at them, "One move and I'll shoot!" Without any warning she threw her knife at the man's neck, he dropped his gun and slowly died.
Tanya looked back at Naruto as his gemstone started glowing, "I owe you..." The moment she reached the exit, an explosion collapsed the stairway with all the men.
She didn't know how long a collapsed stairway would hold up several dozen mages, and she wasn't going to waste her comrade's sacrifice waiting for them to capture her.
She ran towards the forest with a strange, feeling in her chest, her eyes started clouding up and she felt something wet streaming down her face.
End.
AN: Just want you guys to know that I barely spent an hour writing this...so uh, yeah, it's really easy to write stuff. Almost no effort at all. So if you wanted to, you could probably write a Naruto and Youjo senki crossover too...yup, it's as easy as writing a review. Simply come up with a barely plausible plot, get the correct atmosphere you want to represent, and last but not least, type and post it. So simple, so please do it if you can...I dare ya, I double dare ya!