Harry Potter and the Order of the Chronic
Back to Grimmauld Place
I don't own any of the characters, all JKR, no profit to be made.
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It was about midday and Harry had showered and dressed preparing to leave Fleurs after spending several days with her. He couldn't help, but smile as she glowered up at him.
"Do you really have to leave already?"
Harry nodded a bit glumly "Babe, you know I do. It is only a matter of time before more of Dumbledore's inept group comes skulking around and besides you start your new job tomorrow. What am I supposed to do while you are at work?"
"What you do now. Play video games and watch movies." Fleur responded with a roll of her eyes.
Harry nodded. "A good idea, but still doesn't solve problem number one and I'm sure even now they are plotting and planning a way to snatch me away."
"You know I could protect you Harry or at least go with you to make sure you are treated fairly." Fleur replied in earnest.
"Nah, don't worry about it. I can handle myself. Besides I'm amazed these guys even found the place. They better hope Dumbledore's theory is wrong otherwise were all going to be toast."
Fleur sighed a bit to Harry's response and rose to her knees on the bed so she could be face to face with Harry. "Then I guess this is goodbye." She whispered softly before giving Harry a long and passionate goodbye kiss.
After several minutes of passionate snogging and Harry's hands roaming Fleur's body they finally broke apart.
"When will I see you again?" Fleur asked innocently enough.
Harry gave a shrug. "Suppose Christmas break. It'll be the next time we can spend any real quality time together." Harry finished with a rather sheepish grin.
Fleur once again sighed heavily. "That long… Well I usually have holidays with my parents will you be up to it?"
Harry's expression soured. "Do I have to?"
Fleur giggled a bit "Yes. It will be good for you."
Harry now sighed, "If I must, but you have to promise me something." Harry said sternly waving a finger in Fleur's direction.
"Yes?" Fleur asked with an innocent look.
"Watch out for that shifty Weasley character you work with. He can't be trusted." Harry said firmly.
Fleur scowled a bit as she reached both arms around Harry's neck. "Harry do you think I'm stupid?"
"Uhh… no."
"Harry I know he likes me, but he is just going to have to buck up because I like someone else who happens to be standing in front of me." Fleur said in a soothing seductive manner that made Harry all, but melt in her arms.
"You are evil, you know that?" Harry said leaning in for a kiss.
"I can be." Fleur responded leaning in to embrace Harry, but just as quickly Harry broke away in a grunt of pain clutching his scar.
"Harry?" Fleur shouted as he staggered about the room for a few moments clutching at his scar, which burned hot with rage.
"Harry what is the matter?" Fleur asked getting out of bed and rushing to his side.
Harry recomposed himself before responded.
"I think, I think it's a sign… I haven't been getting high enough."
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Harry sighed as he looked up at the wreck of Grimmauld Place. His scar certainly felt much better after smoking a bowl on the way over, but he couldn't help take in the dejected looking neighborhood once again. It looked even worse in the daytime and for whatever reason Sirius called it home.
Harry entered the abode with a grim expression that immediately turned to awe as he looked about the place. The horrible grime that had once coated the place was gone. He looked down the hall and the portrait of Sirius's mom was gone and the whole place looked as if it was brand new.
"What the fuck? Am I in the right place?" Harry muttered to himself as he was about to go outside and check the address again. He paused as just then a horrible looking creature came plunging into the room headfirst and hitting the floor with thud.
"Kreacher can say what he wants about the horrible mudbloods that besmirch his mistresses home. Oh what she would say if she saw poor Kreacher. She would say…" The ugly looking thing Harry was looking at paused as it noticed him.
"Who is this? Kreacher does not know, but who?"
"Uhhh…" Was all Harry managed before the familiar house elf Dobby came in and gave Kreacher a kick in the arse.
"Work! Work you!" Dobby shouted.
"Dobby?" Harry asked his eyebrow quirked in question.
"Harry Potters sir!" Dobby said in a deep bow.
"Is it really? Is the horrible brat really Harry Potter?" Kreacher questioned slowly approaching Harry.
Kreacher only made it so far before Dobby once again gave Kreacher a sharp kick sending the hideous looking house elf careening down the hallway.
"Harry Potters should not have to listen to the grumbling of such a worthless elf." Dobby said with a look of shame.
Harry stared at Dobby with a quizzical look. "What the hell are you doing Dobby?"
"Dobby is showing that worthless elf how to be proper. Dobby is ashamed he even let the elf talk to such a great and noble wizard like you Harry Potter."
"Right, uh… thanks. Did you clean this place up all by yourself, while training that, that thing?" Harry asked.
Dobby nodded vigorously.
"Dobby you have exceeded my expectations and for that I got something here for you." Harry muttered reached into a satchel that Fleur had purchased for him on one of their shopping trips. He pulled a six pack of butter beer remember the elf's comments on it being strong for them.
"Keep up the good work Dobby." Harry muttered with a grin.
"Dobby is extremely grateful for Harry Potter's benevolence, but Dobby can not help, but wonder why Harry is wearing a man-purse? Is he trying to be more like a girl? If he is Winky can help the great Harry Potter."
Harry's expression immediately soured.
"Damn it!" Harry shouted taking off the satchel and tossing it down the hall.
"Stupid fucking thing! Keep my things in there my arse! Knew it made me look gay!"
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"Don't you try to deny it Sirius Black! Harry only has one uncle and he is a muggle and we all know that he didn't sick that pleaseman on my son! The pleaseman said uncles and I know the games you two play!" Molly Weasley shrieked.
"Don't you try to squirm your way out of this Remus!" Molly shrieked again as Remus looking absentmindedly around attempted to excuse himself from the kitchen.
"Very well done." George whispered to Sirius from across the table.
Sirius responded with a grin, but immediately turned his expression to confusion as Molly rounded on them again glaring.
"I swear if one hair is harmed on Harry's head…" Molly began to say, but from the door the kitchen came small knock.
"Ahoy-hoy."
"Harry!" Half the room shouted.
"See not one hair harmed on Harry's head." Sirius muttered.
"To right." Remus answered.
"Just like us." The Twins said in unison.
"Harry James Potter! You have a lot of explaining to do! Where have you been? You could have been killed! Don't you know how dangerous it is out there?" Mrs. Weasley began to shout reading him the riot act, but Harry remembering one of Twins mentioning to cut her off early, did just that.
"Mrs. Weasley I'm so sorry for the confusion. I didn't realize how dangerous it was out there. I was hopeless and hungry for days. And now look at me… just skin and bones. No idea how I even survived." Harry said softly wiping away a pretend tear as the Twins, Sirius, and Lupin glared at him.
Molly's glare faltered as she rose her hand up to her mouth and choked back tears. "I'm sorry Harry dear forgive me. I didn't realize… I'm just… sit down and let me cook you up some lunch."
Harry continued his expression of sorrow until Mrs. Weasley's back was turned. Then grinned at the rest of the occupants of the kitchen and did a wild dance behind Mrs. Weasley's back before taking a seat.
"Brilliant." The Twins whispered.
"Lucky. You didn't have to deal with her last few days." Sirius muttered.
"Smell her all over you." Remus replied.
Hermione just scowled at Harry's manipulation of Mrs. Weasley.
"Good to have you back mate." Ron said jubilantly completely ignoring the proceeding events that had taken place. "Don't know if you heard, but me and Hermione were named Prefects!"
Harry snorted.
"Ron did I ever tell you how great you are?"
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End Chapter
Yes, took it back a notch from the over the top stuff. Like I said couldn't resist. Lucky I didn't go with my first version with Billy Maze and Chipotle.
Any who. I decided to warn readers now. A review I got gave me an idea. All I can ask is trust me. It will be epic.