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thank "Hello-Zepp" for following the story. Me: Before we start this chapter, I want to take a moment and say that I Do Not Own Doctor Who or Harry Potter. Without further ado, I present chapter 12 of Harry Potter and the Timelord ! (AN: Harry bond's with joe at the start of the story. But later turns into a HP/HG story when the two teen's recognize their feelings for each other)

(Trigger warning: There will be homophobic slurs later in the chapter. and there will be SOME crude language throughout the chapter. And some snogging at the start. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

"You idiot!" a girl's voice rang out in the darkness as Joe felt something had slapped him. Waking up with a start, Joe looked around wildly trying to

find who slapped him. He was about to mutter a death threat until he found out that lily had slapped him. Immediately regaining his composure, he

looked at lily. He could notice that her face was red and that there were tear tracks down the front of her pretty face. Reaching out for lily, she

embraced him with open arms. And to top it off, she was crying. And Joe hated it when she cried. "Joseph Walter Bloody Smith, you had me worried

you bloody retard" Lily angrily sobbed into Joe's shoulder. She then got on top of joe and started to hug him while crying her fears and anger out.

"Lily. Can't. Breathe." Joe gasped. when lily refusing to let go of him ,Joe decided to add something hastily. "And if you noticed, I'm not dead" he

added quickly. "not yet anyway" he said to himself. " I heard that, Joe!" lily said to him, slightly relinquishing her grip on Joe . "Bollocks" Joe swore

to himself. "language" lily gently chided him. rolling his eyes, Joe tried to get up. Only to be pushed down by lily. "your not going anywhere until you

tell me what happened to you." lily stated angrily. "well then, make yourself comfortable. Because this is may take a while." he told her sheepishly.

Laying down right next to him, lily motioned to Joe that she was ready for him to begin.

Taking a deep breath, Joe began to explain everything to her. Starting with his evil duplicate, and ending it with him leaving his Evil twin for dead.

Lily was shocked and mortified at the story Joe told her. She never knew that such anger and rage could even be possible. Even by her standards.

But then again this is Joe being well, himself. She could see from the expressions and emotions on his face was, that whatever he faced in his mind

left him spooked. Spooked and unnerved to a point. "And then" joe said with a unnerved face. He was near the brink of tears. The guilt was so

overpowering. It was as if the guilt was eating him alive. And leaving behind a empty shell of a man. Or a Timelord in this case. "He said I was not a

good man. Thinking back to what I did to him, i'm starting to think that he was right." he whispered quietly with tears threatening to fall. "I'm

surprised you haven't started running away from me." Joe murmured. "And why would I do that?" lily asked softly with pity in her eyes. "Out of fear,

perhaps?" he guessed, turning his head the other way. Unable to control himself any longer, Joe started crying. "oh joe" lily sadly thought to herself

while stroking Joe's brown hair, trying to calm him down. Joe eventually had to plant his face in the pillow, trying to muffle his sobs. Lily tried a

tactic that she remembered during her sixth year. It was when Joe became depressed after his family were murdered by the Daleks. lily then took

Joe's right hand and held it tight. Then without pretense, she kissed the back of his neck. It worked like a charm, his sobs were silenced. But he was

stilling breathing heavily. Taking a tissue she conjured with her wand, she handed it to joe. Blowing his nose, he walked towards the bathroom. He

closed the door behind him and lily was left alone in his bedroom. Lily then heard running water and heavy panting. A few minutes later, he returned

with a clean and dry face. the only difference was the slight red, blood shot eyes. "I look like hell" joe muttered to himself. Flopping down onto his

bed, he looked at lily. "thanks, flower." joe said with a half smile. "it's no prob-" lily started to sat before being cut off by joe placing a kiss on her

lips. The shock that took hold of lily left a few moments later. Shock was replaced by passion. Hesitancy was replaced by longing. both partners allowed the other one

access to each other's throat. And by the time they fell asleep, Joe and lily's hands were intertwined with each other.

At Number 12 Grimmauld place.

A certain Headmaster was getting nervous. there were so many questions on the mind of everyone in the Order. Where was Harry Potter? Where

has Joseph Smith been all these years? During all of this madness, Hermoine was in her room doing her summer homework. She and the other

Weasley children arrived last week. And ever since then, they've been waiting for Harry to arrive. Since he wasn't responding to her letters, she was

worried sick about him. But there was something about that boy that made her keep thinking about him. Ever since first year she was best friends

with Harry Potter. She was by his side during fourth year when the whole school seemed to hate and ridicule him due to the Triwizard Tournament.

And where was Ron during all of this? Ron abandoned him until the end of the first task. And even though he apologized, Hermoine is still somewhat

pissed at him for his actions. Come to think of it, she still thinks he's jealous. Thinking about it some more, Hermoine remembered how Harry acted

whenever she was near him. She remembered seeing his cheeks turn pink whenever she would sit next to him in the great hall. And when Viktor

pulled her away from harry at the end of the second task, she swore she saw a flash of loathing cross harry's face when he looked at Viktor. "could it

really be that Harry has a crush on me?" she thought to herself. "But he always insisted that he loved me like a sister" she told herself. (Insert

Benedict Cumberbatch Voice for the rebellious voice) "Why do you deny your feelings for him? You know damn well, that Ginerva has a hero worship

issue." a rebellious voice said to her mentally. "Well he's dashingly handsome, he risked his life to save me multiple times. And I just cannot stop

thinking about him." she thought to herself. "well news flash dear,You're in love." the voice said to her in a teasing tone. Chuckling to herself, she

decided that enough's enough and that She and harry WILL have a conversation with him about it when he arrives. Then she heard a loud noise

coming from the living room but a prank from the twins, she went to pick up her quill. A few moments later, there was a

ferocious bickering coming downstairs. She opened her door and leaned over the banister to see what was going on. She saw the Headmaster

having a argument with a man that she instantly recognized as Joseph Smith. She saw Harry talking with a woman with red hair. Along side Smith,

she saw the man that had a creepy resemblance to Barty Crouch JR. and if she remembered correctly, he liked to go by "The Doctor" and alongside

him was a girl with a pink hoodie that she identified as Rose Tyler. "well this should be fun." she said to herself in an amused tone while spectating

the bickering take place below.

"I can assure you Albus, that this is the real Lily Potter." Joe told Albus, for what seemed to be the millionth time for him. And to make matters

worse, his patience and tolerance was wearing thin. Seeing that Joe's eyes were slowly filling with ice and fire, Lily decided to do the one thing that

she knew would dispel any suspicion about her. "I'm willing to take veritaserum" Lily told Albus. Sighing in defeat, Albus asked a stunned Snape to

get a vial of the most powerful truth potion. Snape appeared a few minutes later with a small vial in his hand. "let me administer it. You can do the

questioning" Joe begged Albus. "Very well, i'll permit it for just this once." Albus sternly told him while announcing to the entire house. Joe then

turned to harry. "Harry go upstairs, now" joe said while giving an expression that said 'Don't Argue'. "Yes, sir." Harry said sarcastically while heading

upstairs. Spotting Hermione, he gave her an enormous hug. The two teens then disappeared retreated to Hermione's room. "ah the wonders of

youth" joe told the Doctor telepathically. Ten gave a sad smile, obviously remembering his youthful days. Joe then proceeded to put 3 drops of

veritaserum into lily's throat. As soon as the deed was done, joe made a hasty retreat next to ten and gave Joe a reassuring squeeze on

the shoulder, while rose held his left hand. Albus wasted no time to begin with interrogations.

"What is your name?"

"Lily Rose Evans-Potter"

"Are you a Death Eater disguising yourself while under the influence of Polyjuice Potion?"

"No"

"How did you survive the attack on Halloween of 1981?"

"After Voldemort killed James, he then proceeded up the stairs to Harry's room. I pleaded with him to spare Harry's life. Deciding that he was done listening to my pleading, Voldemort then proceeded to put me into a magical induced sleep so he could get the job done faster." lily said emotionless with tears rolling down her eyes

"and what job was that?"

"to kill my darling son. because of some stupid prophecy"

"Do you remember what happened after the attack?"

"No"

"Who discovered that you were still alive?"

"The Doctor"

"And who woke you up from your sleep"

"Joseph Smith"

"I think that's enough questions. Severus, would you please administer the antidote?" Albus said briskly as he headed for the fireplace.

"Yes, headmaster." Snap said in a monotone voice, while administering the antidote. As soon as the potion left lily's system, she broke down crying due to the very bad memories she had to relive. And Joe was the only one who could get her to calm.

Meanwhile In Hermione's room

"And that's why I didn't write any letters to you 'Mione." A nervous harry finished explaining to his crush. "I wasn't trying to be rude. It's just that,

we were constantly on the move and-" but was cut off by a finger being placed on his lips. "Harry, I understand now." Hermione said to him

reassuringly. "I'm still angry that you didn't try to contact me or Ron. But I understand you know." she scolded lightly in a very Hermione-ish way.

"Thanks 'Mione, that means a lot to me." Harry said in a relieved voice, while pulling her into a embrace. "Harry?" "Yes?" "I'm going to ask you a

question. And I need you to be honest." Hermione said to harry. "Okay." he answered in a unsure voice. "Do you have feelings for me?" she asked

him hesitantly. time instantly seemed to pause for harry. "Shit, what do I tell her?" he thought to himself in a panic. "if I say yes, then she'll

probably laugh at me. But if I say no, then she may be hurt by it. Goddammit, why do these things have to be complicated." harry ranted to himself.

Searching deep inside himself, he saw that time started to resume for him. "Yes." he answered. "how long?" she asked, clearly touched. "I've had

feelings for you ever since I saw you petrified in second year." He told her shyly. "oh, Harry." Hermione sighed. out of no where, she gave him a

near bone crunching hug. "Mione. Can't. Breath." He gasped. Letting go of him she just stood there with happiness in her eyes. "Mione, will you

allow me to be your boyfriend." He asked her hopefully. "but if you are going to be my boyfriend, I have to give you a gift." She said with a

mischievous glint in her eye. "and what gift is that?" he asked her with a eyebrow raised. "this" she whispered. And then she leaned into harry for a

kiss. (TriggerWarning: remember earlier when I said there will be homophobic slurs and nasty language? well, I wasn't joking. Please don't hate me for it! :( )

And when they broke apart, their eyes both showed longing for another kiss. And before Harry and Hermione went in again, they heard a voice

coming from the doorway. "Aww isn't that cute? The Fag is in love with someone besides his butt buddy!" a voice rang out from the hallway. Turning

around, they could see Ron standing there with a wicked evil look on his face. at that moment, all of the blood drained from harry's face. "What the

fuck are you talking about Ronald?" Hermione asked him while he walked into her room. "Remember how I told you that i was going to sneak into

the hospital wing to visit queer boy over here?" Ron asked her with that wicked evil grin still on his face. "His name is Harry not queer boy you sick

bastard." Hermione retorted. "Anyway, decided it was alright to snog Joe Smith. And I've got to ask you a question Granger. What

was going through that brain of yours? thinking that it was OK to snog this Thing." Ron spat hatefully while gesturing to harry. It took all of Harry's

self control to not get up and beat the living crap out of that redheaded idiot. "And didn't you get the message Granger? You are mine." he grinned

evilly as he was reaching for her hand. "Leave her alone!" somebody cried out angrily from behind ron. All 3 teens looked at the direction of where

that cry came from. Behind Ron stood Joe, Rose, Ten and lily. Each and everyone had a murderous look on their face. Except for joe. He was beyond

murderous, he was livid. He was so livid that he didn't notice the golden regeneration energy that was emitting from his eyes. "Rose and lily, take

and Harry to the Tardis. Doctor, stay with me." he told them mentally. Nodding their heads at the same time, the women took harry and

Hermoine to the Tardis, closing the door behind them. Leaving Ronald "Totally f'ed" Weasley with the two angry timelords. "How dare you speak to

harry, that way? How dare you say such things to him?" Joe whispered in a deadly voice. "Do you care about others, besides yourself?" ten said in a

soft yet chilling voice. "Do you lack such things as humanity, grace or even compassion to those that are different." "says the boy-shagger" ron said

while rolling his eyes. He would later regret his decision. Before loosing his temper, Joe had time to place silencing charms. "What did you just say!?"

Ten roared in anger. "Shut up Queerbait" Ron yelled at ten, before spitting on his white converse sneakers. Then a jet of white light hit Ron in the

nether regions. Squealing in pain and anguish, Ron tried to get away from him. When he opened the door, a powerful stunner hit the boy in the

back." dragging him under Hermione's bed, he opened a spare flask and started to drink some while pouring the rest on the floor and into Ron's

mouth. then he started to do some obliviating and planting fake memories in his head. "first of all what are you doing? second of all, what did you

hit him with this time?" ten asked Joe when he was done with this fake crime scene. "he's getting what he deserves. I'm erasing his memories and

planting fake ones. Instead of his memory showing that I cursed him, it'll look like he got drunk while waiting for Ms. Granger to come to bed." Ten

was aghast at first, but then nodded solemnly. After all, this brute deserved whatever he got. "to answer your second question, i hit him with a

curse that effectively castrates him without the blood and missing reproductive organs. And he'll probably be singing tenor for the rest of his life."

Joe said viciously. Ten was horrified beyond belief, but then he chuckled a bit realizing there will be no need to fear of Mr. Redhead producing more

tolerating . "shall we go now, to the tardis?" joe asked the doctor. "Yup" he replied, popping the 'p'. "Nighty nite, ronniekins" joe murmured to

himself as he turned the light off and closed the door behind him.

(cue in tenth doctor ending title sequence)

Harry and Hermoine are together now. YAY! And again, Please don't hate me for using 'those' words in a story. It was just for this one chapter anyway, so I hope you can overlook this. Please !

Also, please don't forget to PM me if you have any questions.

Till next time. (closes tardis doors while the famous tardis take off sounds plays in the background)