hey guys! So a little bit of heads up. Joe will meet tonks in this chapter. She, like hermione, will become a very close friend to him. Maybe there will be something between them? Who knows?muwhahaha. Me: I don't own Doctor who or Harry Potter. Warning: Some intense swearing in the later chapters
'the world needs more smart witches like you' Telepathy
"the world needs more smart witches like you" Regular speech.
The one thing that joe loved the most of all while staying at Grimmauld place, was the silence. And since he was a timelord, he didn't need a lot of sleep. So he had
loads of time to enjoy the peace of Grimmauld place during the night. Joe quietly left the tardis and sat himself down on one of the couches in the living room. He
then closed his eyes and started to bask in the quiet. His basking was somewhat ruined when he heard some noise coming from upstairs. Frowning, he got up quietly
and went tiptoed up the stairs. From the top of the stairs, Joe saw a light at the end of the hallway. Walking towards it, he heard the noise get more clearer with
every step he took. If he had to take a guess, he would say it is somebody crying. And soon as he got to the door, his theory was proven correct. inside the small
bedroom, was a witch with bubblegum pink hair crying into her pillow. "ummm, hi?" joe asked hesitantly. The witch gave him a glare. "what do you want?" she
snapped while placing silencing charms near the door, so they don't disturb the others. "I was minding my own business downstairs, when I heard you crying from
the upstairs." joe explained to her in a calm manner. "well then you should've kept minding your own business." she hissed at him. Her hair turned from a bubble
gum pink to flaming red. "wow, a metamorphagus. Never thought i'd see one in my lives" joe thought in amazement. "look, all I want to do is help you." joe told her.
"you can't help me." she automatically replied. "why can't I?" he asked. "Because you can't!" the witch snapped, now sitting upright on her bed. "Well if I can't help
you, could you please tell me your name?" he asked politely, his patience wearing thin. "Nymphadora Tonks" she said grudgingly, while shuddering at her first name.
"Smith, my dear. Joseph Smith. But you can call me Joe." he politely introduced himself. Tonks eyes widened with realization to who he was. "THE Joseph smith? The
one who arrived with those other people? Including Harry and his supposedly dead mum?" she asked with shock. "That one" he said playfully, with a friendly smile on
his face. Her hair color changed into a very dark, rich purple. There was a very strong silence. The silence was broke when joe sat down right next to her."Well, I see
your a metamorphagus." joe said to her, trying to bring up a new subject. "yeah well, what do you want me to change?" she asked morosely. "I beg your pardon?"
joe asked, with a eyebrow raised. "Whenever I went out with a boyfriend, they would ask me to change somethings that they didn't like about my body." she
explained, with a depressed sigh. "First of all, I haven't even asked you out yet. Second of all, I don't judge people on their appearances. But what's inside them." he
told her, while pointing at her heart. "Finally, you would have to be bloody thick too not be able too see the beautiful woman that you are " joe said to her in a
comforting yet stern tone. She was flabbergasted at the way he spoke to her. Ever since her last boyfriend, she began to conclude that all men were pigs. But the
way Joe acted at the way she described her past relationships, she just wanted to shake him by the collar and yell "where have you been all this time?!" at him. But
due to her past experiences, he could just be wearing a very good facade. "test me." joe said to her. "excuse me?" Tonks asked. "I know you don't trust me and
believe me, you have every right not to. But if you want to change your appearance for me, I can prove that I mean what I said earlier." he told her. Nodding, Tonks
changed her appearance. she took the appearance of a plump brunette, no reaction. A blonde middle aged woman with large breasts. no reaction. A muscular black
girl with braided hair. No reaction. An 18 year old girl with raven hair. No response. They kept this up for five minutes. After not getting a single response from him,
she changed back to her customary form with the pink bubblegum hair. when the change was done, Tonks grabbed him by the collar and started to shake him in a
comical way. "Where have you been all my life?!" tonks yelled, with fat tears running down her face. Loosing all self control, she pushed him to lay flat on the bed and
started to sob into his chest. Joe then pulled her into a huge hug while making comforting 'shushing' sounds to her, like a parent would do to a crying child. Her hair
changed from bubblegum pink to a watery blue.
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Tonks then started to shake with silent sobs, much to joe's dismay. Suddenly, she stopped shaking and pulled her head up to face him. "umm yes?" he asked
hesitantly. "why do I feel two heart beats?" she asked with wide eyes. "To be blunt, i'm not human. I'm part of an alien race called Timelords." he told her
apprehensively. "That is so cool" she said in a amazed voice. And that made joe happy. "Well I can't keep calling you tonks. So when it's between you and I, what do
you want to be called?" he asked her seriously. "hmmmm." she said with squinted eyes and with grass green hair. "Can I call you nymph or Dora?" he asked, trying
to help her. "when it's public, call me tonks. But when it's just us two, call me Dora." she finally decided. "Alright then, Dora." he said mischievously. this caused her
to giggle "Dora, when it comes to your gift, I have a request." he asked her. "Shit, he had me going there for a second." Tonks thought sadly. "Never obey someone
when he requests that you use your gift for his own personal pleasure." joe finished. There was a silence. "Wait.. can you repeat that?" she asked, shaking her head
as if she was trying to force her brain too pay attention to something important. "I go by what I said, Dora." joe said sincerely. He was so sincere that even Tonks
could see it in his hazel eyes. "Thanks joe. that means a lot to me." she said gratuitously, her hair then changed into a very chocolate brown color. "Hey, it's no
problem. I'm just glad that I could help." Joe said happily. "So what are we? Friends?" she asked hesitantly. "Friends? I think we're more than that. I think we're best
of friends." he told her. "I can actually live with that." Tonks said happily. "so, best friends?" joe asked seriously. "yep" she replied. there was a pause. "Dora? i've got
to go." he said sadly. "I understand" she replied in the same tone. Getting up at the same time, joe grabbed her by the hand and pulled her into a kiss. Her shock was
replaced with longing and passion. "umm, that was something." she chuckled nervously, when their lips detached from each other. "It was. Oh and Dora." Joe said.
"yeah?" she asked. "Stay colorful, Kiddo." he said with a crooked smile as he left her room. "My god, does he have a crush on me? But he's with Lily." nymphadora
thought to herself with eyes wide open. "well, this just got interesting." She said softly, with a smirk on her face. Tonks then went to sleep, thinking about what joe
said to her. "If he were a human, I'd say he was a 50 year old man trapped in a twenty three year old's body." she thought to herself before dozing off into a peaceful
sleep.
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But meanwhile, harry didn't have the luxury of a peaceful sleep. Even though Joe taught him occlumency, he still couldn't get rid of the nightmares he's been having
when he goes to sleep. Cedric's death, the Hungarian Horntail and the duel in the graveyard. Those events kept playing in his head. And whenever hermione would
sleep with him, he would always wake her up because of his screams of agony and guilt. And unfortunately, those were one of those nights. "Cedric, Noo!" he
screamed, as the killing curse hit the other teen in the chest. "It's my fault, all of it's my fault!" he cried to himself. "Harry! Wake up!" joe's voice rang from nowhere.
Waking up, Harry noticed that his pajamas were soaked. He could see that hermione's head was on chest, her entire body shaking with fright. joe had both of his
hands on his shoulders, trying to shake him so he could wake up. Harry then rolled over to his right and started to retch over the side of his bed. "easy Harry. Easy
does it." joe said in a comforting tone, while maintaining the grip on harry's shoulder. Hermione grabbed hold of Harry's right hand and squeezed it tightly. Harry
retched for five more minutes, before finally stopping. "Cedric...graveyard." Harry croaked before passing out due to exhaustion from the whole ordeal. Lily then
appeared out of nowhere and gathered harry up into a hug. "Was it another nightmare?" she asked in a exhausted tone. "Yes. Although I think this is something more
than just mere nightmares." Joe said seriously. "What do you mean?" Hermione asked. "Over the summer, The doctor and I thought it was for the best if we gave
harry counseling to help him deal with the Night Terrors." Joe said. "By now, I thought that he would've been able to handle it himself. But i guess he hasn't" joe
finished sadly. "Well, you tried your best." Lily said, while holding his hand. "Joe, you said something earlier about how you didn't think that this was something
more. If it isn't nightmares, then what is it?" Hermione asked. "Multiple things. Extreme PTSD, Depression, Mental attacks-" he was then cut off by lily. "Mental
Attacks!?" Hermoine and lily shrieked. Joe had to cover his ears due to the pain. "ladies, I know you're upset. But for gods sake, be conscientious of others." joe
grumbled. "Well excuse me Mr. Sensitive Hearing." lily said sarcastically. Rolling his eyes, Joe decided to continue. "Maybe Voldemort is using the connection that
Harry has with him." Joe pondered, ignoring Hermione's flinch. "What if old Tommy boy is softening Harry up?" joe asked loudly. "What do you mean softening him
up?" lily asked in a panic-stricken voice. "Breaking down harry's mental defenses bit by bit.." Joe said before he was cut off by Hermione. "Leaving him open for an
attack." Hermione finished. 'The world needs more smart witches like you Hermione'. Joe told her in a proud telepathic tone. She blushed a bright pink. "What
happens during a mental attack?" lily asked nervously. "The victim suffers intense headaches, forces the victim to re watch the worst memory of their life, constant
nightmares..." Hermione recited calmly. Her eyes widened with horror at what she just said. "Headaches, Harry has complained that he's been having a massive
headache this week." Lily said with horror on her face. "Constant nightmares, he's been having those all week." Hermione said in a fearful tone. "that could only
mean..." Joe trailed off with Dread and horror on his face. all of their heads turned towards the door. "Oh Shit" they cried in unison. The trio then ran like hell to
harry's room. Only to find him standing there, as if he were waiting for them.
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'Guy's, let me deal with this' joe told them telepathically. Lily and Hermione gave him a look that basically said "Don't you even dare.". "fine" joe said relenting. "just
stay back." he asked. Taking a deep breath, he turned to face harry. "Harry?" Joe asked hesitantly. "Hello, Smith" Harry hissed softly, as if he were a snake. That
made the hair stick up on the back of everybody's neck. "Harry, you need to snap out of it." Joe said determinedly. "Now why would I want too do that, Smith?" Harry
purred. Upon taking a closer look,Joe realized that this was not the Harry he knew. Red eyes replaced the vibrant green eyes that everybody recognized. And come to
think of it, his skin was a lot more paler than usual. "what do you want Tom?" Joe spat, his words dripping with hate with every word. "I'm not the Dark lord, i'm
merely a piece of his soul possessing this boy." Evil Harry crooned. "If only you would embrace your evil side Smith, you and I would become a unstoppable force."
Dark Harry hissed, with a dreamy look on his face. "thanks, but no thanks." Joe growled. "If you could embrace the evil side of you that you call 'Time
Lord Victorious', we could become a formidable-" Harry sighed before being cut off by Joe. "I WILL NOT BECOME THE THING I SWORE TOO NEVER BECOME!" Joe
yelled with ice, fire and rage. "Well then you're a coward. A coward who claims to be a 'Good Man', when in reality your not even close." Evil Harry sneered in a way
that reminded Hermione of Malfoy. "Harry, snap out of it. Don't let it control you." Hermione begged with tears in her eyes. "Silence Mudblood, I wasn't talking to
you." Harry spat in disgust while looking at her. This finally made Hermione break down and started to cry. "I was talking to Smith." he said while turning his head to
face Joe. "How dare you say something like that too Hermione." Joe whispered with hatred at evil harry. "Du böser bastard" joe hissed with venom. "I'm only stating
the truth." Harry laughed sardonically. "Well I'm stating the truth when I say this!" Joe roared, pulling out his wand and pointing it at evil harry. "you can't kill me
without killing the boy." Evil harry chuckled. "True, but I can do this." Joe smiled manically when he jabbed the wand at harry's scar. "Vade malis mea malum !"
joe yelled. A green light flashed out of his wand and hit the famous lightning bolt shaped scar. "No! Damn you!" Evil harry cried while clutching his head, not even
noticing that a black liquid like substance was starting to ooze out of his scar. "I think you're the one who's being damned." Joe retorted with a evil grin on his face.
"Vade malis mea malum !" lily cried, pointing her wand at the lightening bolt scar. evil harry collapsed on the floor, shaking with pain. "you will never hurt my son
ever again! Do you hear me?" lily yelled with rage. "Damn you, you traitorous mud blood bitch!" evil harry shrieked before being hit by the same spell by Hermione.
"Take that! you evil, blood purity obsessed, snake faced bastard!" Hermione cried angrily with tears still flowing down her face. "I will not be defeated by a half breed
and two Mudbloods! I will not go like this!" evil harry shrieked as more black liquid leaked from the scar. His eyelids snapped shut due to the pain. "Too bad!" the trio
cried in unison. "I would say one more round would suffice. Wouldn't you agree ladies?" joe asked with a smirk. "One more ought to do it." lily said with a sadistic
smile on her face. "Let's get rid of this monster!" Hermione yelled in determination. "on 3. ready? 1, 2,3" joe shouted. "Vade malis mea malum!" the two witches
and the Timelord cried in unison. "NOOOOOOOOOO" evil harry shrieked in pain and agony. The black liquid began to literally pour out of the scar. "give the devil my
regards!" Joe yelled with a victorious grin on his face. Slowly, they could see a small black cloud rise out of harry's now unconscious body. "I got this" joe said with a
smirk as he walked up to it. "Vade ad infernum!" joe finished powerfully. The black cloud than began to shrink before fading out of existence.
When the black cloud left, the trio ran over to harry's side. "Evanesco" lily said, pointing to the pool of black substance that came from harry's scar. The black pool
was then vanished from existence. Joe then used a nonverbal resuscitation charm on Harry. Harry's eyelashes began to flutter a little. when he opened his eyes,
everyone breathed a sigh of relief. His eyes reverted back to his old vibrant green eyes instead of being blood red. "Mione? mum? Joe?" he asked softly with tears
developing in his eyes. "its ok, harry you're ok now." lily whispered into his ear while pulling him into as he began to sob. "I didn't mean to hurt any
of you." he sobbed. "We know you didn't, luv. It's not your fault." Hermione said, while giving him a peck on his right cheek. Also joining lily in the embrace "It made
me say things that I would never even dare to say in a million years." Harry continued to sob. "Oh Harry." joe said with sadness and pity in his eyes. Harry then broke
out of his embrace with the two ladies and then gave Joe a massive bone breaking hug. "I didn't mean to say anything mean to any of you. You guy's are the most
important people in my life." he continued to sob into Joe. "We know that Harry. We know that." Joe said. Looking to the other two witches, he looked them in the
eye. "we all know that." he whispered. They remained like this for the next few minutes. "Joe?" harry said. "yes?" joe replied. "I love you as if you're my older
brother." Harry whispered. "Me too harry. I love you as well." Joe said reassuringly with tears threatening to fall from his face. joe then proceeded to kiss harry's
forehead. There came a full chorus of "awww's" from the witches. Joe responded by sticking his tongue out at them. breaking away from joe, harry pulled his
girlfriend into a big bear hug. "Hermione?" Harry asked. "yes Harry?" she responded. "I -I-I have to tell you something." he stammered. She was biting the bottom of
her lip, with worry about what he was going to say. "I'm sorry for what I said to you earlier." he told her sadly. "It's not your fault, harry. you had the monster inside
you." she told him sternly. "I know but, there's something else I want to say." Harry told hermione, nervously. "and that would be what?" she asked. "That I love you
so much." Harry said to her in a sincere voice. Hermione's heart,figuratively, went "BOOM". "that and the fact that i've wanted to snog the living daylights out of you."
he added bashfully, his cheeks having a nice shade of pink. Hermione simply giggled. "Well to be honest, we haven't snogged in a while."she answered truthfully. She
was going to say something before she was cut off by Harry's lips on top of her lips. "If you two are going to snog, then do it in your rooms." lily said to them in a
stern tone. "yes mum" harry answered obediently. the two lovers then raced to Hermione's room, slamming the door behind them. "so where were we?" harry asked
cheekily when the door was locked. "we were doing this." she responded in the same tone. Harry pulled her into a long, passionate kiss.
AN: Oh, Mah, Gerd. This was incredibly fun chapter to write. Don't forget to post a review if you want to.
Some translation :D
Du böser bastard = you evil bastard ( german)
Vade malis mea malum = begone evil soul (latin)
Vade ad inferum = Begone to hell (latin)