Hey guys! unfortunately, I had to skip ahead a few weeks in the story to get too Hogwarts. I hated that I had to do this, but I just couldn't get any
good solid ideas. I hope you understand. But, I digress. So in this chapter, Harry talks to Joe about his week's worth of detentions with Umbridge. also, joe's first
patient is no other than the Ice queen of Slytherin (A.K.A, Daphne Greengrass). Also, joe and the toad spar for the first time. Ten: is it my turn? good. Anyway, Timeandrealitiveawesomeness does not own me. because i'm bloody fabulous. Me: *glares at ten. Ten: fine. timeandrealativeawesomeness doesn't own Doctor Who or Harry Potter.
"Rassilon, how I missed this place." Joe thought to himself happily as he awoke from a peaceful sleep. Realizing that this was his first day of work, he got up with as
much as a child had on Unboxing day. The day before, madam pomfrey divided the amount of patients they would both share. Joe would deal with the students that
had nasty wounds or required serious medical attention. He would also deal with students who needed therapy if they requested it. Poppy, as the staff would call her,
would deal with the students who would get illnesses. All in all, joe was happy with his assignments. So he waited and waited for the first patient. He was nervous
beyond all pretense. Thank god for the Tardis being in his bed room. Because at least he will have some company. "Help! I need some help!" came a shrill cry from
the hospital wing entrance. Joe's ears perked upwards at that sound. "So it begins" he sighed to himself. (Cue in 2008 tenth doctor's theme)
"Poppy, I owe you ten galleons!" he cried to the matron as he was racing for the entrance. There were two blonde girls at the entrance. one was unconscious and the
other one had to support her even though she was shorter than taller one. The left side of the taller blonde girl's head was soaked with blood. "What's your name?"
joe gasped as he carried the taller blonde. "Astoria Greengrass". the small girl answered. "is this your sister?" he asked politely, yet seriously at the same time.
"Daphne" Astoria answered. "Lovely name" joe said quickly. the younger sister giggled shyly. "What happened?" joe said as he placed Daphne on a cot. "One of the
older Ravenclaws thought it would be funny if they played a prank on my sister." she cried, while her silver-gray eyes shined with anger. joe's expression changed
from concerned to anger in a moment."What did they do?" joe said in a angry tone while he was scanning her head with his sonic screwdriver. "They tripped her on
the stairs while she was on her way too transfiguration" Astoria said in the same tone. "Those Schweine" Joe swore under his breath while looking at the results that
his sonic screwdriver gave him. "what's that?" astoria asked in curiosity. "That's a sonic screwdriver." joe said nonchalantly as he was applying cotton and gauze to
Daphne's head. "A what?" she asked. "Anyway." joe said, trying to change the subject. "Your sister didn't suffer any brain damage that the sonic could pick up." joe
said as he was bandaging the head wound. "Meaning, the damage she sustained was only a major gash at the side of her head. However, she may wake up with a
massive major headache" he quickly explained, upon seeing Astoria's confused look. His explanation brought relief to the younger girl. "thank god" Astoria gasped,
while drying the tears off her face. "Astoria" he started to say. Astoria immediately snapped too attention. "I need you to leave. Because you need to get to your
classes." Joe explained in a gentle voice. "But what if something happens to her?" she asked tearfully. "then I'll send somebody to get you." he explained too her.
"now go to Madam Pomfrey for a pass." Joe said, nodding to the other healers's direction. "yes, Healer Smith. sir" Astoria added hastily, while then quickly left for
Madam Pomfrey to get the pass. When she left the hospital wing a few minutes later, joe breathed a sigh of relief. Then he went back to his work. "Poppy?" Joe said
loudly. "Yes Smith?" she asked. "I need your help with my patients's head while I get the Murtlap essence." joe said, while going to the supply room. He returned with
a large bowl of Murtlap essence. Suddenly, Joe and poppy turned around when they heard a soft groan.
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"Where am I?" Daphne asked softly, with a twinge of pain in her voice. "Why is my head bandaged?" she panicked. Daphne's breathing started to grow rapidly as she
squeezed her eyes shut due to the pain. "Daphne, listen to me" joe said softly. Her steel-gray eyes locked onto hazel. "same eye color for both sisters. I almost feel
sorry for the older Ravenclaw student." Joe thought to himself with a grimace. "You've experienced a major head injury. But thankfully from what I could tell, the
injury didn't addle your brains." he explained. Surprisingly, she didn't show any relief on her face. Only her eyes betrayed her still face. "Now that's a perfect
Pokerface if I've ever seen one" Joe mused to himself. "i'm relived that my brains are not scrambled, but that does not explain the bandages around my head."
Daphne said with a serious look on her face. "well.. we we're going to heal your head wound but then, you woke up." joe said sheepishly. "but either way Miss
Greengrass, if you could place the injured side of your head into the bowl that would be greatly appreciated." he said while gesturing to the bowl. Daphne immediately
obeyed and proceeded to place the injured side above the bowl. "I'm not going to lie Ms. Greengrass, this is going to hurt like hell." Joe told her seriously. "I
understand." Daphne said with her widely known "Ice Queen" facade. She then proceeded to place her injury inside the bowl. As soon as she made contact with the
yellow liquid, the water began to hiss and bubble. "Merlin's beard, this hurts!" Daphne cried. "I know" Joe said grimly. Joe had to hold her head in place, in case she
knocked the bowl over. Poppy held the bowl to make sure it didn't fall. "Oh God" She said as another round of pain overcame her. In an effort to comfort her, Joe
took her hand and squeezed it. Unfortunately for Joe, she had a strong grip. "Bloody hell, she's going to bust my right hand if she keeps this up." he said to himself.
"It hurts... it hurts so much" she whimpered, her Ice Queen facade wracked with pain and agony. "Almost done, you're almost done." Joe said to her soothingly. A
few minutes later, the popping and hissing stopped. Slowly, Joe lifted her head and placed the non-injured side down on the pillow. "just let it dry for a few minutes,
then you can leave." joe told her while showing off his mask. Joe called it "Poker Face". A few minutes later, he handed Daphne a pass as she started to walk out.
"Also, Daphne?" Joe said. "yes sir?" she asked. "I like your mask." he called after her. Daphne turned around with a small smile on her face. "thank you, sir." she
replied. "Also don't forget to see me if you need anything else." he told her. Daphne turned around with her "Ice Queen" facade. "I will sir." she said seriously, as she
disappeared down the hallway. turning around, Joe sighed with relief. "Well, that went better than expected." Joe said happily to a shocked Madam Pomfrey. Closing
the door as he entered his office, he turned on the gramophone that he borrowed from the Doctor and listened to "Habanera" from Carmen.
6 hours Later.
It was precisely 2 o'clock in the Afternoon. And besides having to deal with Daphne Greengrass, there hasn't been any other injuries. There were three knocks at
the door. And Joe absolutely hated to be interrupted while in deep thought. He got up with an irritated look on his face. As soon as he opened the door to office, his
mood shifted after seeing who was at the door. "Oh, Hi Harry." Joe said with surprise on his face. "Can we talk?" Harry asked. "Aren't you supposed to be in class?"
Joe asked with concern."free period" Harry muttered angrily. "He's certainly pissed about something." Joe said to himself. Closing the door behind him, Harry dropped
his rucksack on the floor and then flopped onto one of the couches in the office. Joe immediately followed after him. Sighing angrily, harry placed his head on Joe's
left arm. Being as that's the closest thing for harry. "Well, what is it?" Joe prompted. "Well now people think that i'm a liar and a fraud, because of what happened in
the third task." Harry said paused before continuing. "Oh, and Snape is being a utter arsehole. Vanishing my potion after I made one mistake and insulting
me in front of the entire class." Harry ranted. He took a breath before continuing. "Now I've got a metric shit ton of homework from all of my teachers. And to top
that all off, I've got a week's worth of detention thanks to Umbridge." he ranted and raved. Joe held a hand up to get harry to stop talking. "Wait. You've got a week's
worth of detentions? What the hell did you do to get so many on the first day of school?" Joe said with astonishment. "Oh apparently, Cedric Diggory's death was a
tragic accident and that i'm making stuff up about Voldemort returning." Harry finished, seething with anger and rage. "Look at this. Tell me that this is the most
stupidest thing you've ever seen?" Harry said, while handing him the note. Putting on his wire frame glasses, Joe began to read the note. "I agree with you. There is
literally enough shite on this note that could fill a Olympic sized swimming pool." Joe said, with eyebrows raised in surprise at what he just read. Sighing deeply, Joe
handed Harry the note back. "Unfortunately, you have to serve those detentions" Joe said sadly."What?"Harry cried. "Look, i'm only a healer in a hospital wing" Joe
retorted. "I can't do much." He finished. "what's your punishment?" Joe asked. "lines" Harry grumbled. "Better than cleaning the toilets without magic." Joe said in a
knowing voice. "Yah" Harry responded, crumpling the note up. "Joe?" harry said. "yeah?" Joe asked. "What are some tips for me that I should use, considering this
year?" Harry asked. "While we're at it, let me offer you some free advice." Joe trailed off. "Which is what?" harry asked with an eyebrow up. "Talk less" Joe sang.
"What?" Harry said incredulously. "Smile more. Don't let them know what your against or what your for." Joe sang, with a big cheeky grin on his face. "I hate you so
much right now. Hamilton? Really?!" Harry Groaned loudly, while face palming at the same time. Joe broke down in laughter at Harry's response. Five minutes
later, after he calmed down, Joe looked at the clock. "There's five minutes left before the bell rings, what's your next class?" Joe asked in a rushed voice. "Divination"
Harry groaned. "Good luck, try not to die. OK?" Joe asked humorously. "Will do." harry replied sarcastically. "i'll visit you the next time when I can." He added while
leaving the hospital wing. Closing the door behind him, Joe re entered his office and turned the gramophone back on. "Maybe some Wagner this time?" Joe asked
himself. He then sat down with a good book as he listened too "Ride of the Valkyries."
A few weeks later (AN: This is where the fun begins :D)
Joe was getting fed up with Dolores Umbridge. She even had the nerve to inspect him while he was patching up injured students. "hem,he-" she started to say
before she was cut off by joe. "If you're supposed to be examining the staff, then how're you supposed to get a good idea of what i'm doing when you constantly
interrupt me from doing my job?!" He asked angrily as he was treating an injured Hufflepuff Quidditch player. "I am only doing my job that the Ministry is requiring
me too do." she said with a fake girlish laugh that made Joe want too spit acid at her. "You should be good now, Ok?" joe said to the quidditch player.
Nodding, the Hufflepuff player left quickly before he got caught in the cross fire. "And besides, I've got your records here with me right now as a matter of fact."
Umbridge said with a sickly smile on her face. "You don't appear to be on any ministry records after 1978. Do you care to explain that?" she asked with that
sick,girlish voice again."Went into hiding during You-know-who's first rise to power." Joe told the toad. seeing the questioning look she had on her face, he continued.
"And when he disappeared,I didn't want to return too a world that's being run by bigots and blood supremacists."joe finished with a smile,seeing the angry look onthe
toad's face. "Why, I believe that you are delusi-" Umbridge said in that voice again but was cut off by joe's wrath. "That I'm what Dolores? That i'm delusional?"
Joe asked angrily. "that i'm a liar? That i'm nothing but a lying Muggleborn?" Joe continued to rage. "How dare you question me? I took my NEWTS if you actually
read the records. Meaning, i'm a graduate of this school and I could do whatever the hell I wanted to do after school!" Joe yelled. "I knew you muggleborn's were
trouble." Delores sighed loudly. That comment pushed Joe over the edge. "So what if i'm Muggleborn? At least i'm not part of a Pureblood family that inbreed like
dogs!" Joe snapped. "How dare you! You filthy little Mudblood! Wizards are not dogs!" Umbridge shrieked. "Well, at least i'm not part of the Pureblood hierarchy that
discriminate other witches and wizards due to them being of different blood status's!" Joe said insultingly. Seeing no response, Joe decided to continue. "You blood
supremacist's are nothing more than Nazis with the ability to do magic!" Joe finished. "What are these Nazi's you speak of?" Delores asked in a deadly tone. "Read a
book, you mindless Nazi." Joe responded hotly. "Also, I believe that Voldemort is back as says he is." Joe said in a cold tone. "Lies! Those are nothing but
lies, spread by the Potter brat and other attention-seeking miscreants." Dolores screamed shrilly. Now she's done it. Closing his eyes, he could feel the regeneration
energy in his eyes. Deciding to have some fun with this toad, he opened his eyes. "Care to repeat that comment, Delores?" Joe asked menacingly, regeneration
energy shining brightly. "no..." she stammered. "good. Now leave me be." joe said to her, in a disgust filled voice. Dolores made a quick retreat as fast as her tiny
legs could make her go. Madam Pomfrey stood there stunned, wondering what the hell did she just witnessed.
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"Healer Smith, Sir?" came a voice from behind him. "Hello, ." joe said, when turning around to see who it was. She was wearing her "Ice Queen" face. Deciding to
impress her, Joe showed off his facade. "Most impressive, sir." she congratulated him, in her serious tone. "Why thank you." joe said while giving a small bow. "What
is it that you require from me, Heiress Greengrass?" joe asked in a perfect Pureblood imitation. "I require nothing from you, I just wanted to give you my thanks."
She told him in a serious tone. "Thanks for what?" Joe asked, dropping his Pureblood imitation. "Thank you for saving my life." she told him in a serious tone. "I am
merely doing my job that's been asked for me to do." Joe replied. "Also, I've been getting massive headaches since my surgery." she added quickly. Joe's tone
changed from playful to serious in a blink of an eye. "Ah yes, I was afraid that this would happen." he said delicately. "that the headaches would occur?" Daphne
asked him, with a strange look on her face. "yes" Joe said while nodding his head. "Can't you give me something?" she asked. "I can give you a pain relief potion
every other day, starting from today." Joe offered. "I'll do it." Daphne said, while clutching at her head due to the headache. reaching into his pocket, Joe pulled out a
vial of pain relief potion. "Just a little warning: you may feel a little bit..." Joe paused, so he can find the right word. "High?" Daphne offered. "that's the one." Joe said
with a smile when he handed her the potion. Daphne then proceeded to down the entire potion in one gulp. "Woah" she gasped, while swaying side to side slightly.
"You all right?" he asked. "You weren't kidding when you said that this would make me feel high." Daphne said with a semi serious face. Joe started to laugh at this.
"Do you have any classes today?" he asked her. "No sir. Just left my final class for the day, which was potions." she said. "well in that case, I think it would be in your
best interests if you would lay down in a cot for a few minutes." joe said to her. Daphne obeyed immediately and flopped down on the cot that was the nearest to her.
She then sighed in exhaustion and comfort. "Rough day?" joe asked. "That's an understatement." she groaned. "Can I show you my Patronus?" he asked out of
nowhere. "I beg your pardon?" she asked with an eyebrow raised. "Sorry. I was socially awkward as a child." he explained. "I've been working on my Patronus over
the summer. Can you show your servant some mercy and watch his feeble attempts at impressing you?" Joe asked her in a Pureblood voice."By all means, show me."
she offered. Clearing his throat, he took his wand out. "Expecto Patronum." joe yelled. A large silvery wolf jumped out of joe's wand, much to His and Daphne's
surprise. Upon closer examination, the wolf had silver-golden energy emitting from where it's eyes should've been. "Bad Wolf" Joe thought in fear. The wolf
bobbed it's head in confirmation. The Patronus then walked over to where Daphne was laying down. The wolf than started to nuzzle into Daphne's hand. Causing her
to giggle in surprise and happiness. The Patronus then vanished into a silvery mist."Well that was interesting, huh?" Joe asked with fear still on his face. "what was
that?" Daphne said in an awestruck voice. "Something I haven't seen in a while." Joe said fearfully. "I take it that whatever that creature was, it's not a good thing."
Daphne said in a serious tone. "Not a bad thing necessarily. Like I said before, it's just something I haven't seen in a while." Joe repeated, in a spooked tone.
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"I'll be back in a little bit." Joe said to Daphne as he was walking towards his office. Closing the door, Joe walked towards the tardis. "Doc? I need to talk too you." joe
said while knocking on the tardis's door. Opening the door, ten stuck his head out. "What do you need?" ten asked. "You know that spell that I have been working
over the summer?" Joe asked hurriedly. "Yeah, a charm that has a animal form that chases off Dementors." ten recapped. "Do you know what my Patronus's from
is?" joe asked quickly. "No, what is it?" ten asked with interest. "The Bad Wolf." Joe said fearfully. Ten's eye's widened at what Joe just said. "You sure?" he asked
seriously. "Without a shadow of a doubt." Joe said. "Could be something, could be nothing." ten said seriously. "I know. it's just that i'm sorry that I basically
grounded the Tardis. Damn wards." Joe muttered. "Oi, it's not your fault." ten chided. Joe then decided to change the subject."How long do you think it's going to
take for the Tardis to be repaired?" Joe asked. "Repairs should be done by next July." ten reported sadly. "Crap, that's nearly an entire school year." joe said. "I
know" Ten said morbidly. "Anyway, would you please tell rose what I said to you?" joe asked ten. "Sure, and i'll explain the seriousness of the Bad Wolf to Lily." ten
offered. Joe's watch started to beep. "Breaks over." Joe reported. "Oh and Joe?" ten called. "Yeah?" Joe replied. "You're a good Doctor." ten said proudly. "Well it
should be you that's doing my job, because you have the perfect name for it." Joe said to the doctor as he closed the door.
Well that's the first chapter of Hogwarts done! Next chapter, Harry mans up and decides to show joe his scars from his detention's with Umbridge.
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