Chapter 3: Chat Noir's Lament
"Where did she go off to?" Ladybug said irritated, still trying to find her.
"Um Ladybug." Chat said worriedly "I think we have bigger problems."
She turns around to see a bunch of akuma victims they've faced starring at them.
They begin to fight them. But Ladybug comes up with an idea. "Chat, we need to find Grand Corruptor." She notices Chat is not near her. "Chat? Chat!"
Grand Corruptor stands on top of a building, and she finds Chat Noir on a nearby street fighting Copycat, The Mime, and Stormy Weather. And he's doing a very good job at keeping them occupied.
She looks at him in wonder and lust. But then she gets a misgievious grin. "I wonder what that cat must be thinking?" She smirks and snaps her fingers.
Chat starts to sing as he's fighting, he can see Ladybug not too far off, and he gets into a daydream-y state and he watches her kick butt.
Chat Noir
Look at her, save the day,
Keeping evil far away.
A brave girl, full of love
Be my love, Ladybug...
If only she could love me,
she could love me,
If only she could love me,
like she loves fighting villainy...
Grand Conductor
How he sings, sweet as day,
I could take him away.
His very voice carries, afar
Chat Noir
(Two singing together)
If only he could love me...
If only he could love me...
Chat Noir
If only she could love me...
If only she could love me...
If only she could love me...
Grand Corruptor
If only he could love me...
If only he could love me...
If only he could love me... like I love...
(No longer together)
VILLAINY!
Chat notices Grand Corruptor and the two begin to fight.
Chat Noir
Our voices may be in tune
but only one lady makes me swoon!
Grand Corruptor
Our voices the perfect match,
but your nine lives I'll now
dispaaaaatch!
Chat Noir
Aaaaahhhhhhh
Grand Corruptor gets the upper hand in the fight and is actually able to knock him out. Meanwhile all the people attacking Ladybug becomes to much as both of them fall before her feet, defeated.
That's enough for now. Act 1 finale yo. Plus, I mainly made this for a joke. So they'll probably only be two more chapters. But if you've ready that far, one: congrats on being just as big of a dork as I am, two: thank you, that means allot