"Can we go watch the dolphin show?"
"Yeah, sure. I've actually never seen it be done by somebody else before."
"Exactly. You should go see Triton try to handle them."
"Triton's on? Oh, he's going to mess everything up…"
"Hasn't he done it before?"
"Not in front of a crowd. Just privately."
"Well, then, let's go see him mess everything up."
"Piper! That's mean," you pout.
She does too. "Percy! You're always so nice."
"Yeah, I have to be. My girlfriend's a crazy lunatic who always gets into trouble."
"That's not true!"
You give her a pointed look.
"Okay, maybe."