One night at a card store, Iago was competing against Skully (from Jake and the Neverland Pirates), another parrot, playing a card game called Magic: The Gathering, with Tinker Bell there was watching him play.
"Now- that is bullshit.", says Iago while playing Magic: The Gathering with the other parrot Skully. "What I'm trying to say is- Fine, fine. I don't even have cards in my hand!", he says before making a complaint as he mildly threw his card on his card deck. "That's just 14 to 17! FUCK!"
Skully asks, "Are you done?"
"...Yeah, I- Go, just go, get ready to attack me.", Iago skips, as Skully goes a little bit through the instructions. "I don't care!", he says as Skully told the mandatory rules of Magic: The Gathering for a bit more. "Fuck- I'm in six, dude!"
Skully then says, "Wha- Then I can't do this without you."
"Goddamn it, GodDAMN IT!", swore the red parrot.
The green parrot continues, "You're playing, so, let's do this."
"Seriously, I'm gonna stup, I'm- I'm gonna stup...", Iago warns him.
Skully calms him a bit, "You're not stupid, You actually aren't. One, two, three, four, over a roll...", as he rolled the dice.
"Three.", corrects Iago to Skully for the dice, as the red parrot groans, "Goddamn it...", before Skully mumbles something in the game. "It doesn't matter, what are you gonna do? Bounce my human?"
Skully says to him, "I really don't know what this game's capable of, is the problem though."
"I...!", groans Iago, saying to Skully, "Goddamn it...I-I'm losing my patience.", warning the other green parrot.
Skully then held a card out and requested to Iago, "You? You want double play?"
Iago then realizes that his impatience is about to get the best of him since he was requested a double play. With anger.
"FUCK! You're kidding...?!", Iago swears.
Skully suddenly hushes him by grasping the red parrot's beak, excusing, "Judge. Judge."
Suddenly, Iago, with all his anger and strength, then topples the game table over, yelling, "FUCK!-!-!", startling Skully and Tinker Bell as the game pieces and cards spilled on the floor, the table almost completely turned sideways. Iago then stood up and completely turned the table upside-down, threatening and swearing to Skully, "FUCK THIS GAME! Fuck you!"
As Iago and Tinker Bell were about to leave, Skully nervously and curiously asks, "So I win, right?"
In fact, after this gaming tragedy, there were no winners.