"Hey, guys, it's me Iago, and...my therapist told me in order to expertly communicate, I have to speak clearly, and without anger, so today, I'm gonna try to do that.", the parrot introduces. "This is a message for the people of Microsoft who run Xbox Live, I want to communicate expertly something important to you."

After saying this, Iago then grabs and holds out his Xbox 360.

Iago says about his Xbox 360, "This is my Xbox 360, and I use it to play video games, I got this one after I broke my other one, because of Red Ring- This is my third one, and I got the cheapest one in the whole one I still have to run, I can, uh...wire to adapt internet access, and you can do a lot of things on an Xbox 360, you can connect to the internet, and you can browse the internet, and you can watch your Netflix, and you can look at video games, you can play video games online, and you can download games and pay for them, and it's really fun. But in order to do these things, you have to pay an Xbox Live fee, which can run as much as $9.99, or if you get a special deal, it can be as cheap as $4.99. And I have a question..."

A moment later, Iago's explanation turns from creative and informative, to angry and complaining.

"Why the fuck does it cost money to play a game I already fucking bought?! Why the fu- I'm already paying $7.99 for Netflix! ...Why the fuck do I have to pay to be online with this piece of shit?! ...Fuck it!", complains Iago, as he threw his Xbox 360 backwards to the couch behind him. "Okay? What else do I have in my house that can get online? Well, let's see..."

As Iago was about to do his second complaint, he grabs and holds out his Playstation 3.

"I have a Playstation 3, okay? What can I do with a Playstation 3? Well, I can connect to the internet, and I can browse the fucking thing, and I can play video games that I bought, and I can watch Netflix, and I can watch Hulu, and I can stream music, and also, I don't have to see fucking ads on my dashboard, for fucking Doritos and Mountain Dew- Hey, guess what? I know what Mountain Dew is, okay. look at me! I know what fucking Doritos are! You don't have to tell me that I get Halo points for fucking...buying the- What the fuck? Okay, they do charge me money, okay, if I don't wanna get Playstation Plus, I can play for it. They give me free fucking games, not pictures of MASTER CHIEF drinking FUCKING MOUNTAIN DEW! FUCK!", Iago says again, and throws his Playstation 3 backwards to the cough like the Xbox 360 earlier. "Okay?! What else do I have in my fucking house that gets online?!"

While Iago's anger was rising up, he then grabs and holds out a mini red Nintendo Wii.

"Well, this red piece of shit, this is an Nintendo Wii, it is built for fucking four year-olds, and my fucking grandmother, and even this fucking thing streams Netflix for fucking FREE!", he complains again about the Wii, throwing it back to the couch like the others.

Iago then grabs and holds his iPad.

"And what about this?! Oh, it's my fucking iPad, I can download fucking games, I can connect to the goddamn internet, I can play fucking games for fucking free, I can play against my opponents, I DON'T HAVE TO SEE ADS FOR MASTER FUCKING CHIEF!", he shouted louder as he threw his iPad behind him on the couch like the others.

Iago then pulls out his iPhone.

"Oh, what about my fucking phone?! My phone connects to the internet, from any-fucking-where! And I have to pay a fee, but it's for the fucking phone service, the internet is that I can connect to WiFi anywhere! It's fucking free to connect to WiFi, I can download fucking GAMES! I can fucking play GAMES! I can do whatever the fuck I want with it, I DON'T PAY $5.99!", he screeched, throwing his iPhone backwards.

And finally, Iago pulls out his Nintendo 3DS XL, with a Pikachu palette on the front.

"This is my fucking Pikachu Wii! This is my fucking 3DS XL! Connects to whatever the fuck I wanted to, whenever the fuck I wanted to! I can play games on it- I CAN STREAM FUCKING NETFLIX AT JUST SIX FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH!", yelled Iago, but does not throw the 3DS backwards like his other systems.

Iago then lets out a complaint of agression towards Microsoft.

"FIX YOUR SHIT, you con artists!-!-! You motherfuckers! FIX THIIIIIS! I'm tired of paying for your bullshiiiit!-!-!"

After letting all the aggression out, Iago finally calms down to this rant and finishes this complaint by saying,

"Thanks, guys."