Note: This rage one-shot of this story explains Iago's harassment of eating crackers.
"Hey guys, it's me, Iago...and I'm having a pretty tough day. Cause you guys know, I got...I got all these new parrots coming in, cause I went on a podcast, and all these people are mean to me. These guys are mean as shit! You're always asking me to eat crackers, you...twelve, thirteen, fourteen year-old kids, I... You watched my video, I make a video about gameplay, I make a video about XBOX, all you say is... "Oh, you eat crackers, you fat ass."", he says.
Then, he began to get angry by this cracker taunt by some of the parrots.
"I know I hate crackers, Fuck you! FUCK YOU! I know I hate crackers! I'm on a mirror, for god's sakes!", Iago yelled. "I look at myself, "WHY ARE YOU ON THE CAMERA EVERY GODDAMN DAY?!" I got over 8000 videos, and I don't eat crackers in every one of them! But you still go along and you say in every goddamn one, "Oh look, you eat crackers! You eat-" NO, SHIT I HATE CRACKERS! Well, wel... Congratulations, SHERLOCK! How long did it take you and Watson to figure that out?!", he says.
Iago then takes a few deep breaths and says,
"I know I hate crackers. I know I hate crackers! I haven't seen my dick for so long...I can have a DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD, OF COURSE I HATE CRACKERS! I had to walk sideways to get through the door of McDonalds! I can't- eee! Eee, I eat crackers, I like crackers! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!". Iago then says calmly, but still stressed, "I'm trying to do something here with my life! I gotta do something- I'm gonna fucking eat MCDONALDS!"
After taking more deep breaths, he says,
"Fucking parrots. You know what I'm gonna get better to do?! SEND COMPLAINTS OF HOW MANY CRACKERS I EAT? READ IT, READ THE ACTUAL STORY, THERE'S REAL CONTENT IN THERE, I'M MAKING CONTENT, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!-!-!"
He then storms off a bit, sighing as this complaint ends,
"Sons of bitches."