Iago starts off the chapter and says, "Hey, guys, it's me, Iago, I've been playing on my new consoles today, and I bought a game called Forza, but it's a racing game, I've never played the series before, a lot of people ask me to try it, because it looks really good on the Xbox ONE, so I thought I should give it a shot, and I played a little bit...of DLC, and I played Warframe on the PS4, and all these games have something in common. And it's really starting to upset me, these microtransactions, and if you don't know what a microtransaction is, it's like when you play like Candy Crush, you know, I spend a lot of money on Candy Crush...but you like play a level and then like, you seem to not have any trouble, would you like to spend a dollar, and it'll give you some candy bars, or here's two dollars, to give two dollars to give you some donuts, that's a really good deal, because I'm spending a lot more, I'm spending a lot money more than that on donuts and Krispy Kreme."

"You know, when I play a game that's free-to-play, like DLC, or Warframe, or Gears of War 2, or like League of Legends, I get it, you gotta sell me stuff, you know. You're gonna sell me stuff, you're gonna give me access to new characters, because they have developmental cost, and you've got like cost and you gotta pay people. You gotta order the pieces, man, you gotta buy a yacht, I get that. And the game is free, I didn't pay anything, so now it's time to pony up! Now it's time to pay the filler, I get it! Alright? You wanna play fiddlesticks, you gotta pay the filler, I get it!-! Alright...?!"

Iago hesitates for a few moments and then yells,

"...BUT I PAYED 60 DOLLARS! FOR FORZA! Are you fucking kidding me?! I payed 60 fucking dollars! And then right- right after my first race, it says; Oh, you've got 100 credits. You start the game with a hundred credits. Awesome, I wanna get 100 credits. What can you do with credits? You can spend the credits, and get a temporary speed boost, a hundred credits, you get boosts! Awesome, I wanna have speed boosts, YEAH! And the- then, I run out of boosts thirty minutes later, and I have to spend money? To get credits, to get a fucking boost?"

Iago then asks and shouted,

"Are you fucking kidding me?! I JUST SPENT 60 FUCKING DOLLARS! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM MADE OF MONEY?! You're trying to nickel and dime me, nickel and dime me...", he shouts, as he grabs several nickels and dimes, saying humorously before seriousness as he dumps some of the coins like in a casino, "Nickel and dime me, nickel and fucking dime me, you want your nickels, you want your fucking DIMES?!"

The red parrot continues,

"And the- Okay, yeah, okay. You can get almost everything, in Forza, if you just play for over 400 hours, alright, I get that... OR YOU CAN SPEND 60 DOLLARS MORE RIGHT NOW, AND GET ACCESS TO THE BEST FUCKING CAR, you wanna drive a Lamborghini, at 60 more dollars?! To bypass the races, to bypass the content! And I know some people got more money in time, I get that, BUT I FUCKING DON'T!"

After taking a few deep breaths, Iago whines,

"I wanna fucking drive a Lamborghini TOO! But don't make it impossible, but don't the only game way a 60 dollar PAYWALL!"

Iago continues, "Meanwhile at over fucking Nintendo, I-I get an adventure, for 40 dollars, that I don't find the fucking GENERATION! And-and-and 60 dollars for a fucking game, so I can come home, and spend 60 more dollars to bypass the CONTENT! Maybe by the end of this generation, I'll be able to spend another 60 dollars, that I won't have to install! THE FUCKING GAME TO BEAT IT! GODDAMN IT! FUCK! Fuck."

He yells this as he finally calms down and murmurs,

"Sons of bitches."