Iago starts off the rant as he calmly says, "Hey, guys, it's me, Iago, and this is going out to the guys out there who make World of Warcraft over at Blizzard Entertainment...", hesitating and saying, "...And I wanna talk to you about something, and you know what it is, so I'm gonna tell you anyway. Okay, you guys gave me a message email on Monday, saying 'Why don't you come back and play World of Warcraft again, Warlords of Draenor is dropping in this week, and you can play it, you can download it, so I fucking did."
The red parrot then explains,
"I payed 50 dollars for your expansion, I payed 15 dollars to get my game back up and running...and no, I've been trying to play for three FUCKING DAYS! Okay, I play all about 15 minutes! Unless, you include the new Ray boss and Q Ray boss!"
He then says,
"I am number 3000 in line! 3000 IN LINE?! How many people do you let on the server at once?! TWO?!-!? I've been waiting for three hours! And when I finally get in, I finally get in, I'm just standing in a pile of people! And people are laying down the train! Woo-woo! Laying down the train! WOO-WOO! LAYING DOWN THE TRAIN! WOO-WOO! I can't make the fucking game work, I can't kill a single...fucking animal!"
Iago then takes a few deep breaths and says his point,
"And then the SERVER crashes, and I do it all over again! WOOOOOOO!"
Iago finally calms down and sighs, finishing,
"I don't know why I spent on anything different...you sons of bitches...goddamn it..."