Iago's Rage Collection

by Christopher Spielberg

A one-shot collection featuring Disney characters Iago, Tinker Bell, Zazu, Rafiki and others, as Iago ensue angry antics and rages with movies, video games and pop cultural stuff throughout the story. Based on boogie2988. Contains coarse language. Rated T-M for coarse language.

11. Iago says Fix PS4 and Xbox One

Iago starts off the chapter and greets, "Hey guys, it's me, Iago, and I've been having time on my new consoles, as you guys know they are the Playstation 4 and the Xbox One, while of course in the meantime, I've been playing Zelda on my 3DS too, but... I-I got some complaints that I want to talk to you guys what the Playstation 4 and the Xbox One is about, because you guys have really dropped the ball here, and I..."

The parrot then starts his console complaints,

"I wanna know why there's certain things that are not in the system; they should be in there! Like number one, neither of you guys allow me to stream my-my music and my videos from my computer! I don't understand why, I- Xbox, you are Microsoft! You're the guys who own Windows! You invented Windows Media Center, and I-I-I can't pair my Xbox with it? The-the frigging dashboard looks like Windows 8.1, I've got Windows 8.1 on this system, why can't I stream files from one system to the other? That doesn't make any sense; and Playstation, you had media streaming in the Playstation 3- Just copy the frigging SOFTWARE!"

He continues,

"Like, I get it, okay? I-I know you're afraid of piracy and stuff, okay? But I like to watch Game of Thrones and I don't wanna pay for HBO, and even the guy who makes Game of Thrones, says it's okay, that I pirate the fucking thing, so let me WATCH IT! And by the way, Xbox Music, and Music Unlimited, SUCK! I can get Pandora for FREE! Why am I paying you guys! To have a worse system in Pandora?! ...What the fuck...!"

Iago then sighs and says to continue his complaints,

"A digital game price, that's something else I wanna talk about- Why is the game on Xbox more expensive in download, than it is TO BUY AT WALMART?! ...Alright, Playstation, you guys give me a lot of discounts for the Playstation Plus, so I guess it's probably square, but still. I-I don't understand, I have a physical copy of the disc- How's that less expensive?! I like Steam because of discounts, I get discounts, I want discounts, I want sells, I want cheap prices! I don't wanna pay MORE THAN THE PHYSICAL DISC!"

The red bird then has time for him to calm down a bit, finishing off,

"Fuck."