Iago's Rage Collection

by Christopher Spielberg

A one-shot collection featuring Disney characters Iago, Tinker Bell, Zazu, Rafiki and others, as Iago ensue angry antics and rages with movies, video games and pop cultural stuff throughout the story. Based on boogie2988. Contains coarse language. Rated T-M for coarse language.

12. Iago Disconnects His Kinect!-!

Iago starts off the chapter, "Hey guys, it's me, Iago, and I... I had a shitty day. I've been punching on...slash R gaming and Melcalfe and fucking Xbox Silver in it... Cause of fucking PHIL SPENCER, PHIL FUCKING Spencer! Who had a fucking Xbox. He comes in and changes everything, okay, I saw some good stuff, you know, today they announces the games of Gold is gonna get better, you get more games, you get two ga- free games a month, and you get some on Xbox One, and he announced that you don't have to have Xbox Gold, to do fucking Netflix and Hulu and stuff- THEN WHY DID I BUY A YEAR'S WORTH NOTHING, FOR FUCK'S SAKES?!"

Iago then calms a bit and says his point,

"Then he announces a new bundle... A new fucking bundle that doesn't come with Kinect... For a hundred dollars cheaper! Goddamn it... You know, we can't just throw the switch- Phil Spencer, Throw the fucking SWITCH! Goddamn you, Phil! I've got a Day One edition, you guys promised me! I didn't wait to get the Xbox One because you promised me, that there'll never be a fucking one without Kinect, and next thing you know, six months later, here's one without fucking Kinect!"

The parrot saddens a bit and says in a mix of heartbreaking and raging behaviour,

"I wish I wouldn't pay a hundred dollars on this FUCKING BRICK!", he yelled as he holds out the Xbox One's kinect, before he pounds it on the ground, swearing, "Fucking shit!", panting as he then swore, "Fuck.", as he hits it again on the ground.

He then nervously says after this,

"And the worst thing about it is...that I was started... I was getting used to it... Cause I may lazy sometimes, I might not want to have to look for the remote, I don't like to get up, and...uses voice command...and recognizes me when I come in the room... And I liked using it- And NOW YOU'RE GONNA STOP SUPPORTING IT!"

Iago then grabs the Kinect once more, yelling,

"Goddamn piece!", he yells as he repeatedly pounds the Xbox One Kinect, yelling, "Of fucking! Worthless! Shit! You sons of! Bitches!", as he lets out all his anger and sadness on the news of the Kinect for the Xbox One not supporting anymore, saying, "Fuck!", whilst pounding it once more.

The bird finally calms down and sighs,

"Phil fucking Spencer. You sons of a bitch."