Iago starts off and says, "Hey guys, it's me, Iago, and I had a really long day, I tried to put up along this new Google+ bullshit! You know... It came out trying to tell us that, 'There's gonna be a better commenting system, better commenting system, we're gonna clean up the sex pool that is to Youtube's comment section!' I wanted to support them at first, I tried, everything I could to deal with it... And thought, I-I-I thought there was nowhere to go but up, you know, all the people do in my comment section is say 'You eat crackers, eat crackers, eat crackers-' I already know I hate crackers! ...'You should kill yourself.' One guy said don't kill yourself, just wait, It'll happen eventually- What an asshole. And you know, they've decided to clean it up, you know, they're gonna fix it. This is not better, this is worse! How did they make it worse, I didn't think there was anything worse than the Google comment section! Like 4Chan is proud right now! Ah, what the fuck?"
The parrot then says his opinions on Google+,
"Okay, to begin with, you're supposed to use your real name; NO ONE'S using their real name! I saw Hitler, I saw Donald Trump, I saw, I saw Obama, that's no- Unless I was really Obama, and really Hitler, I don't think they're using their real fucking NAME! ...and you added Askiart? The-the- People are drawing pictures of dicks! People are putting up pictures of dicks; 'Donald Trump! No! Big fat dick!' Are you kidding me?! All my comment section isn't pu- Dick, dick, dick, cock, dick, dick, dick, dick, cock, dick, dick! What the fuck, you two! How is this better?!"
He then thinks of something,
"And I-I- And I had the Google+ immigration... Nobody wants to use Google+! You know what makes somebody hate, a service or a website? Forcing them to use it! You know, 'Oh, ho! I- Now that I'm forced to use Google+, I find it satisfying and interesting!' Said no one EVER! ...Are you fucking kidding me? ...'Well you're right, Buffalo Bill! I sure do love living in a hole in your basement, there's always plenty of lotion!' WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO!"
The red bird then says about Google+,
"I guess you're right. I guess you're right, it is better, because nobody's saying for me to eat crackers all day! Because of pictures of DICKS! And then o- And you let them a- Post links! Post links to anything they want on the entire goddamn internet? What are you thinking! I clicked one of those links today, in my other computer in the bedroom... And I got a VIRUS, I got a fucking virus! And its says, 'The FBI knows you look at porn, and we're gonna arrest you, and you need to pay $50 dollars to unlock this.' I have to pay 50 dollars to attend and unlock a fucking thing! I GOT A VIRUS! Viruses and dicks, and viruses and dicks, and viruses and dicks!"
Iago then starts his conclusion,
"Welcome to the new Youtube fucking comment section! Hope you'll enjoy GOOGLE FUCKING PLUS!-!-!", he yells as he slams the desk, saying, "Fuck!"
He then sighs and says after calming down,
"Hope they're hiring at Vimeo..."